I think I found my new home!

05-17-13, 04:01 PM

I'll wear the codpiece if that gets the room.

Tell you what.........
If I get the contract I'll tell you where it's at and when I work.
Then you can stop by for a hello, nice to meet you, but your weird thing.
That way your exact location is still secret. (Until I plant the GPS Unit. Not that I would do that mind you.)

Then you can come back here and describe in detail how creepy I really am. (Should you decide I'm creepy which I don't think you will decide that cause I'm not!)

Wolferz · 05-17-13, 04:54 PM

That spoon bait won't catch you a thing, Privateer.

Try a spinner.

Sailor Steve · 05-17-13, 05:04 PM

Now that's what I call a guest room!

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me.

05-17-13, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolferz

That spoon bait won't catch you a thing, Privateer.

Try a spinner.

Hey! I'm married and DON'T fool around!
I gots respects for the woman that would kick my behind ifin's I did that!

It's an innocent offer to meet face to face and say hello, shake hands, and nothing more.

Not that you can really trust them? But I call on Jim, Steve, Neal, and.. and... and...?

Well that will have to do since Grant is a convict by proxy.

Sailor Steve · 05-17-13, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by privateer

I gots respects for the woman that would kick my behind ifin's I did that!

"Oh, if only I weren't married to a woman who can kill me with her pinky."
-Wash (Alan Tudyk) to Saffron (Christina Hendricks) after she tries to seduce him in the Firefly episode 'Our Mrs. Reynolds'.

05-17-13, 05:50 PM

Ya. I forgot Steve as a reference.
Gotta have a Grammer Nazi on the list don't ya know!

Sailor Steve · 05-17-13, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by privateer

Gotta have a Grammer Nazi on the list don't ya know!

Wouldn't that make me a "know-it-all" rather than any kind of nazi?

Just askin'.

Oh, and you misspelled "grammar".

I know, I know - I say spelling doesn't bother me. Well, it doesn't, but in this case I just couldn't resist.

Wolferz · 05-17-13, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

"Oh, if only I weren't married to a woman who can kill me with her pinky."
-Wash (Alan Tudyk) to Saffron (Christina Hendricks) after she tries to seduce him in the Firefly episode 'Our Mrs. Reynolds'.

I just watched that episode today.

Jimbuna · 05-18-13, 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by privateer

Hey! I'm married and DON'T fool around!
I gots respects for the woman that would kick my behind ifin's I did that!

It's an innocent offer to meet face to face and say hello, shake hands, and nothing more.

Not that you can really trust them? But I call on Jim, Steve, Neal, and.. and... and...?

Well that will have to do since Grant is a convict by proxy.

Well having met Jeffs wife (Nancy) in person I certainly believe his sincerity

Mind you...there was that package you sent a year or so ago

frau kaleun · 05-18-13, 03:48 PM

I've heard enough stories (most of them from Jeff) about his wife's utter kickassedness not to worry about him behaving himself under any all circumstances.

But look:

That's right, FK's new office is up and online! Of course it's still an unholy mess and I don't know where half my stuff is or where it's gonna go, but everything that has to be plugged is plugged in and working.

Sailor Steve · 05-18-13, 03:50 PM

WOOHOO!

I see you have your priorities straight. Now you can move in for real.

Jimbuna · 05-18-13, 03:52 PM

Your electricity has been switched on

05-17-13, 04:54 PM	#2
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	That spoon bait won't catch you a thing, Privateer. Try a spinner. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

05-17-13, 05:04 PM	#3
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Now that's what I call a guest room! Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

05-18-13, 03:50 PM	#11
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	WOOHOO! I see you have your priorities straight. Now you can move in for real. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

05-18-13, 03:52 PM	#12
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,844 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Your electricity has been switched on __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-17-13, 04:01 PM	#1
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	I'll wear the codpiece if that gets the room. Tell you what......... If I get the contract I'll tell you where it's at and when I work. Then you can stop by for a hello, nice to meet you, but your weird thing. That way your exact location is still secret. (Until I plant the GPS Unit. Not that I would do that mind you.) Then you can come back here and describe in detail how creepy I really am. (Should you decide I'm creepy which I don't think you will decide that cause I'm not!)

05-17-13, 05:50 PM	#6
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Ya. I forgot Steve as a reference. Gotta have a Grammer Nazi on the list don't ya know!

05-18-13, 03:48 PM	#10
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	I've heard enough stories (most of them from Jeff) about his wife's utter kickassedness not to worry about him behaving himself under any all circumstances. But look: That's right, FK's new office is up and online! Of course it's still an unholy mess and I don't know where half my stuff is or where it's gonna go, but everything that has to be plugged is plugged in and working.