David Beckham to retire from football at end of season

Feuer Frei! · 05-17-13, 03:34 AM

I wouldn't say 'average'. He was talented, i'll give him that.
But.

He was also a prat, full of himself, egotistical, a cry-baby, a man who possessed a high-pitched voice (*shiver*) and amongst other things very marketable...

England won't miss him. That era is long gone.
World football won't miss him.
The only thing i'll miss about him is his priceless cry-baby faces he pulls when his England team loses. Eg. When Germany smashed the Poms in the last World Cup.
Priceless, that look!

BossMark · 05-17-13, 05:44 AM

David beckham has retired from football after he signed a lucrative multi million pound deal with dulux paint.
The "David Beckham colour by numbers" range will be out in august.

AVGWarhawk · 05-17-13, 07:14 AM

I would believe some of his notoriety is obtained from his wife Victoria.

Jimbuna · 05-17-13, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

I would believe some of his notoriety is obtained from his wife Victoria.

Absolutely

Betonov · 05-17-13, 10:38 AM

I thought Victorias husband was Albert

soopaman2 · 05-17-13, 10:58 AM

Now he can focus all his time on black and white underwear pictures, and being a primp for his non smiling frigid wife of his, now.

It is not like he played any real football in the past few years.

(American league MLS is a joke, he chased the money, and since he joined the Galaxy, he has been rubbish in any Euro FB participation he had.)

He wants to be a model, like his wife...Pansy

(with respect to the Euros, I am calling it Football, you all know I am a 49er fan in real mans football, ya know where we try to kill each other, uniquely American!

)

Breakin' Balls, love ya guys across the pond.

Jimbuna · 05-17-13, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Betonov

I thought Victorias husband was Albert

That was Uncle Albert.

soopaman2 · 05-17-13, 12:06 PM

I ask out of curiosity.

Was Beckham any good as a Euro player?

Seriously, he came over here, and I seen more skill and drive out of the US womens World Cup team.

If this guy was missin 4 teeth with a harelip, and not married to the perpetual frowner, would he be given the same hype?

Now hockey players are freaking men. (Thank you Canada, for manning up soccer)

Beckham, is a male Victorias Secret model.

emmis · 05-17-13, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

I would believe some of his notoriety is obtained from his wife Victoria.

I think the notoriety probably goes the other way around, as the girl is now an has-been.

Onkel Neal · 05-17-13, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feuer Frei!

I wouldn't say 'average'. He was talented, i'll give him that.
But.

He was also a prat, full of himself, egotistical, a cry-baby, a man who possessed a high-pitched voice (*shiver*) and amongst other things very marketable...

England won't miss him. That era is long gone.
World football won't miss him.
The only thing i'll miss about him is his priceless cry-baby faces he pulls when his England team loses. Eg. When Germany smashed the Poms in the last World Cup.
Priceless, that look!

Hey Feuer Frei, check your PMs.

BossMark · 05-18-13, 11:14 AM

So David Bechams career is over, but on the bright side, at least now he has something in common with the wife.

soopaman2 · 05-18-13, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feuer Frei!

England won't miss him. That era is long gone.
World football won't miss him.
The only thing i'll miss about him is his priceless cry-baby faces he pulls when his England team loses. Eg. When Germany smashed the Poms in the last World Cup.
Priceless, that look!

Thanks for dishing him out on us!

Yeah let America clean up your messes.

I bet our womens team can beat your mens team! *cheesy childlike taunts*

*conflict in 3-2-1...*

Jimbuna · 05-18-13, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soopaman2

Thanks for dishing him out on us!

Yeah let America clean up your messes.

I bet our womens team can beat your mens team! *cheesy childlike taunts*

*conflict in 3-2-1...*

I think not...everyone is entitled to an opinion...even those that may well be perceived to be outlandish or in a minority

soopaman2 · 05-18-13, 03:46 PM

You and I both know I was teasing. Americans suck at FB.

Which is why all your washed up stars, and underwear models come over here to exploit our crap MLS league.

Jimbuna · 05-18-13, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soopaman2

You and I both know I was teasing. Americans suck at FB.

Which is why all your washed up stars, and underwear models come over here to exploit our crap MLS league.

Precisely but I'm simply annoyed I'm not as personally fortunate

05-17-13, 03:34 AM	#1
Feuer Frei! Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Valhalla Posts: 5,295 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 17	I wouldn't say 'average'. He was talented, i'll give him that. But. He was also a prat, full of himself, egotistical, a cry-baby, a man who possessed a high-pitched voice (shiver) and amongst other things very marketable... England won't miss him. That era is long gone. World football won't miss him. The only thing i'll miss about him is his priceless cry-baby faces he pulls when his England team loses. Eg. When Germany smashed the Poms in the last World Cup. Priceless, that look! __________________ "History is the lies that the victors agree on"- Napoleon LINK TO MY SH 3 MODS

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BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	David beckham has retired from football after he signed a lucrative multi million pound deal with dulux paint. The "David Beckham colour by numbers" range will be out in august. __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

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AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,303 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I would believe some of his notoriety is obtained from his wife Victoria. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

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soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	Now he can focus all his time on black and white underwear pictures, and being a primp for his non smiling frigid wife of his, now. It is not like he played any real football in the past few years. (American league MLS is a joke, he chased the money, and since he joined the Galaxy, he has been rubbish in any Euro FB participation he had.) He wants to be a model, like his wife...Pansy (with respect to the Euros, I am calling it Football, you all know I am a 49er fan in real mans football, ya know where we try to kill each other, uniquely American!) Breakin' Balls, love ya guys across the pond. __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

05-17-13, 12:06 PM	#8
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	I ask out of curiosity. Was Beckham any good as a Euro player? Seriously, he came over here, and I seen more skill and drive out of the US womens World Cup team. If this guy was missin 4 teeth with a harelip, and not married to the perpetual frowner, would he be given the same hype? Now hockey players are freaking men. (Thank you Canada, for manning up soccer) Beckham, is a male Victorias Secret model. __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

05-17-13, 10:38 AM	#5
Betonov Navy Seal Join Date: May 2009 Location: Slovenia Posts: 8,647 Downloads: 26 Uploads: 0	I thought Victorias husband was Albert

05-18-13, 11:14 AM	#11
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	So David Bechams career is over, but on the bright side, at least now he has something in common with the wife. __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

05-18-13, 03:46 PM	#14
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	You and I both know I was teasing. Americans suck at FB. Which is why all your washed up stars, and underwear models come over here to exploit our crap MLS league. __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.