Your Favorite Quotes - Page 5

geetrue · 03-15-13, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jimbuna

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Norm Crosby

Now that is funny and true at the same time

This is why I love subsim and read Jimbuna's post

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I met a man one time, a very rich man, that I was trying to sell a very expensive boat to ...

when he asked me a question that I didn't have the answer to.

So I said, "To be honest with you I don't know the answer"

He, being a rich old Texan said,

"Son, never say "to be honest with you" for it means that sometimes
you are not" ... old rich Texan

Kptlt. Neuerburg · 03-15-13, 11:27 AM

"On the outside I was straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to become a crook. Tim Robbin in The Shawshank Redemption.

"Some say that his tears are adhesive, and if he caught fire he would burn for a thousand days, all we know is he's called THE STIG!" Jeremy Clarkson introducing the The Stig on Top Gear.

"Data, Data, Data, I cannot make bricks without clay." Sherlock Holmes in The Mystery of the Copper Beeches.

"Now thats the first thing you've said right." "I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!" Abbott and Costello in The Naughty Nineties. If you havn't seen the clip you should watch it

Dowly · 05-08-13, 01:42 PM

The 'Ladder' speech from Lord Baelish in the end of s03e06 of Game of Trones was awesome.

*** CONTAINS GRAPHIC IMAGES AND SPOILERS ***

Love it.

bertieck476 · 05-08-13, 05:46 PM

"You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead"

Stan Laurel (Brats)

WernherVonTrapp · 05-08-13, 06:02 PM

"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

donna52522 · 05-08-13, 06:36 PM

“Somebody should tell us, right at the start of our lives, that we are dying. Then we might live life to the limit, every minute of every day. Do it! I say. Whatever you want to do, do it now! There are only so many tomorrows.”

Pope Paul VI

Platapus · 05-08-13, 08:00 PM

"I didn't vote for him but he's my president, and I hope he does a good job." - Marion Robert Morrison

Jimbuna · 05-09-13, 10:34 AM

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.

Jimi Hendrix

Herr-Berbunch · 05-09-13, 10:47 AM

Manners are used to include people, etiquette is used to exclude people.

Finally found it, I'd put it in Steve's Observations On Life thread that rapidly turned into a quote thread.

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=200450

Sailor Steve · 05-09-13, 11:23 AM

Yeah, that turned into a disaster.

Anyway...

"Political tags - such as royalist, communist, democrat, populist, fascist, liberal, conservative, and so forth - are never basic criteria. The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire."
-Robert A. Heinlein

WernherVonTrapp · 05-09-13, 11:27 AM

"Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible."
-Mary McLeod Bethune

Jimbuna · 05-09-13, 11:34 AM

If you're going through hell, keep going.

Winston Churchill

05-09-13, 11:40 AM

"Happines only real when shared"
- Chris McCandles aka. Alexander Supertramp

Seen in the movie Into the Wild. A must see!

Armistead · 05-09-13, 11:41 AM

I asked my dog "what is the secret to life?" He barked, took a dump, then ate it.

WernherVonTrapp · 05-09-13, 04:51 PM

"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing."
-Helen Keller

03-15-13, 11:27 AM	#62
Kptlt. Neuerburg Admiral Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 2,281 Downloads: 54 Uploads: 0	"On the outside I was straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to become a crook. Tim Robbin in The Shawshank Redemption. "Some say that his tears are adhesive, and if he caught fire he would burn for a thousand days, all we know is he's called THE STIG!" Jeremy Clarkson introducing the The Stig on Top Gear. "Data, Data, Data, I cannot make bricks without clay." Sherlock Holmes in The Mystery of the Copper Beeches. "Now thats the first thing you've said right." "I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!" Abbott and Costello in The Naughty Nineties. If you havn't seen the clip you should watch it __________________ "When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat." - George Carlin Last edited by Kptlt. Neuerburg; 03-15-13 at 12:18 PM.

05-08-13, 06:02 PM	#65
WernherVonTrapp Admiral Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Now, alot farther from NYC. Posts: 2,228 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	"Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." -Ralph Waldo Emerson __________________ "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." -Miyamoto Musashi ------------------------------------------------------- "What is truth?" -Pontius Pilate

05-08-13, 06:36 PM	#66
donna52522 Lady Mariner Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 544 Downloads: 225 Uploads: 0	“Somebody should tell us, right at the start of our lives, that we are dying. Then we might live life to the limit, every minute of every day. Do it! I say. Whatever you want to do, do it now! There are only so many tomorrows.” Pope Paul VI __________________

05-08-13, 08:00 PM	#67
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,402 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	"I didn't vote for him but he's my president, and I hope he does a good job." - Marion Robert Morrison __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

05-09-13, 10:34 AM	#68
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,017 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. Jimi Hendrix __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-08-13, 01:42 PM	#63
Dowly Lucky Jack Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Finland Posts: 25,056 Downloads: 32 Uploads: 0	The 'Ladder' speech from Lord Baelish in the end of s03e06 of Game of Trones was awesome. * CONTAINS GRAPHIC IMAGES AND SPOILERS * Love it.

05-08-13, 05:46 PM	#64
bertieck476 Chief Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 327 Downloads: 33 Uploads: 0	"You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead" Stan Laurel (Brats)

05-09-13, 10:47 AM	#69
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	Manners are used to include people, etiquette is used to exclude people. Finally found it, I'd put it in Steve's Observations On Life thread that rapidly turned into a quote thread. http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=200450 __________________

05-09-13, 11:23 AM	#70
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Yeah, that turned into a disaster. Anyway... "Political tags - such as royalist, communist, democrat, populist, fascist, liberal, conservative, and so forth - are never basic criteria. The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire." -Robert A. Heinlein __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

05-09-13, 11:27 AM	#71
WernherVonTrapp Admiral Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Now, alot farther from NYC. Posts: 2,228 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	"Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible." -Mary McLeod Bethune __________________ "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." -Miyamoto Musashi ------------------------------------------------------- "What is truth?" -Pontius Pilate

05-09-13, 11:34 AM	#72
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,017 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If you're going through hell, keep going. Winston Churchill __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

05-09-13, 11:40 AM	#73
gago Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	"Happines only real when shared" - Chris McCandles aka. Alexander Supertramp Seen in the movie Into the Wild. A must see!

05-09-13, 11:41 AM	#74
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	I asked my dog "what is the secret to life?" He barked, took a dump, then ate it. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it. Last edited by Armistead; 05-09-13 at 11:55 AM.

05-09-13, 04:51 PM	#75
WernherVonTrapp Admiral Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Now, alot farther from NYC. Posts: 2,228 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing." -Helen Keller __________________ "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." -Miyamoto Musashi ------------------------------------------------------- "What is truth?" -Pontius Pilate