Texas judge issues double-entendre-filled ruling in strip club case

Jimbuna · 05-02-13, 04:05 PM

Well I wasn't there and it wasn't me so I don't care

Schroeder · 05-02-13, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Well I wasn't there and it wasn't me so I don't care

How many people have you arrested that all claimed exactly that?

Jimbuna · 05-02-13, 04:11 PM

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How many people have you arrested that all claimed exactly that?

More than I care to remember

Wolferz · 05-02-13, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Jimbuna

Well I wasn't there and it wasn't me so I don't care

I picture you as more of a pub fellow.

Jimbuna · 05-03-13, 04:37 AM

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I picture you as more of a pub fellow.

Most definitely...I sometimes like to partake at home as well.

This is me at Neals place of abode teaching the natives how to drink bottled beer...three at a time

Wolferz · 05-03-13, 09:39 AM

Drink up, nautical shriners.

AVGWarhawk · 05-03-13, 10:16 AM

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This is me at Neals place of abode teaching the natives how to drink bottled beer...three at a time

Amature.

Jimbuna · 05-03-13, 05:44 PM

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Amature.

LOL...that was Todd and his Dr Pepper

TarJak · 05-03-13, 07:40 PM

Or Jeff and his Lone Star light.

Platapus · 05-04-13, 06:52 AM

I just don't get the dance club thing

Pasties or bikini tops why bother going in the first place? Why would any one pay money to watch a woman dance in a bikini?

Nude dancing I can understand (and appreciate). But, yeah, I am going to give money to a woman who would normally have nothing to do with me, just so I can watch her dance is clothing that I can see for free at any beach near a college. At least with a college student, you may (just may) have a chance).

Maybe it is the skill of the dance?

Not getting it.

All though my military time, guys were dragging me to jiggle joints. All I could think was "Dude, you are paying tons of money for that beer, throwing money (sometimes literally) at a woman who will have nothing to do with you" Then they bitch because they are horny and broke.

I would rather "invest" my money on dating women. I still won't get anything

But at least I am not throwing money away.

Jimbuna · 05-04-13, 11:53 AM

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Or Jeff and his Lone Star light.

Yes that was an 'interesting' drink

AVGWarhawk · 05-03-13, 10:13 AM

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Well I wasn't there and it wasn't me so I don't care

And that is your story? You're sticking to it?

05-02-13, 04:05 PM	#1
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,168 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Well I wasn't there and it wasn't me so I don't care __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Drink up, nautical shriners. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

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Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,407 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	I just don't get the dance club thing Pasties or bikini tops why bother going in the first place? Why would any one pay money to watch a woman dance in a bikini? Nude dancing I can understand (and appreciate). But, yeah, I am going to give money to a woman who would normally have nothing to do with me, just so I can watch her dance is clothing that I can see for free at any beach near a college. At least with a college student, you may (just may) have a chance). Maybe it is the skill of the dance? Not getting it. All though my military time, guys were dragging me to jiggle joints. All I could think was "Dude, you are paying tons of money for that beer, throwing money (sometimes literally) at a woman who will have nothing to do with you" Then they bitch because they are horny and broke. I would rather "invest" my money on dating women. I still won't get anything But at least I am not throwing money away. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

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TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Or Jeff and his Lone Star light.