Ask the next Person a Question - Page 66

soopaman2 · 04-26-13, 05:18 PM

Who knows, we humans know alot of words, unless you have some kind of palsy or are brain dead, then a loss of words is theoretically impossible.

Why did Giuliani ruin 42nd street (NYC) by chasing out the hookers, peep shows and cheap pot, and selling the entire block to Disney?

Sailor Steve · 04-26-13, 06:02 PM

Because Disney offered more money.

Who made whom, Walt or Mickey.

Jimbuna · 04-26-13, 06:06 PM

Well certainly not Minnie.

Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?

Sailor Steve · 04-26-13, 06:09 PM

That would depend on what kind of "lying" you were doing.

If I never lied, could I ever say I was lying?

WernherVonTrapp · 04-26-13, 06:22 PM

Only if you're lying.

Did you walk to school, or carry your lunch?

Jimbuna · 04-26-13, 06:30 PM

Can't remember that far back lunchwise but I do recall walking the mile or so to school.

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Sailor Steve · 04-26-13, 06:32 PM

Salt mines.

Is the salt yours or mine?

WernherVonTrapp · 04-26-13, 07:01 PM

It's the Earth's.

What would Saltines be called if you removed the salt?

Sailor Steve · 04-26-13, 07:04 PM

I don't know, but anyone who would ask a question like that must be crackers.

Do you put crackers in your soup?

WernherVonTrapp · 04-26-13, 07:09 PM

No, but I have crackers in my hood.

Why are they called crackers?

Jimbuna · 04-26-13, 07:26 PM

Probably the best name they could come up with at the time.

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

u crank · 04-26-13, 07:27 PM

They can.

But should they?

Jimbuna · 04-26-13, 07:55 PM

Hopefully far away from my visual range.

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop?

soopaman2 · 04-26-13, 08:30 PM

No just pawns, queens are double price, and kept in the safe, Kings are rare and hoarded by collectors.

Why is woman on woman so hot to men, but dude on dude so revolting to men?

(I go for the hard hitting, tittilating questions!

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Sailor Steve · 04-26-13, 11:24 PM

Because straight men want to kiss women, and seeing a woman kiss anybody is cool. Straight men (I assume you were talking about straight men [oh, and when I say "straight men" I mean heterosexual, not the foils for comedians]) don't want to kiss other men, and so don't like watching other men kiss each other.

Did that make any sense?

04-26-13, 05:18 PM	#976
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	Who knows, we humans know alot of words, unless you have some kind of palsy or are brain dead, then a loss of words is theoretically impossible. Why did Giuliani ruin 42nd street (NYC) by chasing out the hookers, peep shows and cheap pot, and selling the entire block to Disney? __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

04-26-13, 06:02 PM	#977
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Because Disney offered more money. Who made whom, Walt or Mickey. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

04-26-13, 06:06 PM	#978
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Well certainly not Minnie. Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-26-13, 06:09 PM	#979
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	That would depend on what kind of "lying" you were doing. If I never lied, could I ever say I was lying? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

04-26-13, 06:22 PM	#980
WernherVonTrapp Admiral Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Now, alot farther from NYC. Posts: 2,228 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	Only if you're lying. Did you walk to school, or carry your lunch? __________________ "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." -Miyamoto Musashi ------------------------------------------------------- "What is truth?" -Pontius Pilate

04-26-13, 06:30 PM	#981
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Can't remember that far back lunchwise but I do recall walking the mile or so to school. Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-26-13, 06:32 PM	#982
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Salt mines. Is the salt yours or mine? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

04-26-13, 07:01 PM	#983
WernherVonTrapp Admiral Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Now, alot farther from NYC. Posts: 2,228 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	It's the Earth's. What would Saltines be called if you removed the salt? __________________ "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." -Miyamoto Musashi ------------------------------------------------------- "What is truth?" -Pontius Pilate

04-26-13, 07:04 PM	#984
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	I don't know, but anyone who would ask a question like that must be crackers. Do you put crackers in your soup? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

04-26-13, 07:09 PM	#985
WernherVonTrapp Admiral Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Now, alot farther from NYC. Posts: 2,228 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 0	No, but I have crackers in my hood. Why are they called crackers? __________________ "The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step." -Miyamoto Musashi ------------------------------------------------------- "What is truth?" -Pontius Pilate

04-26-13, 07:26 PM	#986
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Probably the best name they could come up with at the time. Can fat people go skinny-dipping? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-26-13, 07:27 PM	#987
u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,745 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	They can. But should they? __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

04-26-13, 07:55 PM	#988
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,552 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Hopefully far away from my visual range. Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawnshop? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

04-26-13, 08:30 PM	#989
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	No just pawns, queens are double price, and kept in the safe, Kings are rare and hoarded by collectors. Why is woman on woman so hot to men, but dude on dude so revolting to men? (I go for the hard hitting, tittilating questions!) __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

04-26-13, 11:24 PM	#990
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Because straight men want to kiss women, and seeing a woman kiss anybody is cool. Straight men (I assume you were talking about straight men [oh, and when I say "straight men" I mean heterosexual, not the foils for comedians]) don't want to kiss other men, and so don't like watching other men kiss each other. Did that make any sense? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo