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Old 04-08-13, 07:18 PM   #3721
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We are all friends here.

So I ask a supreme favor of all my great esteemed peers on this fine public forum.

I deserve to win.

I will lower your taxes and decrease spending.

I will do this by...*runs out of gas*

Just vote for me!

I am practicing for my 2016 presidential run.

Not bad...Ehhh?
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Old 04-08-13, 07:21 PM   #3722
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I have an American Size 15 foot.
You have a good career opportunity then.
The Forest Service Fire and Aviation Management is a wide field looking for people just like you.
Imagine all the forest fires you could stomp out!
 
Old 04-08-13, 08:11 PM   #3723
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Ha. Gee. Never heard that one before.

"They want you to stomp out the fire downtown..."

I've also been told that if I practice a little, I'll be able to walk on water.
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Old 04-08-13, 08:24 PM   #3724
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Mommy, Mommy their mock me at school saying I have big feet

- Don't believe them my son.
Now do as I said and park your shoes in the garage

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Old 04-08-13, 09:04 PM   #3725
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Mommy, Mommy their mock me at school saying I have big feet

- Don't believe them my son.
Now do as I said and park your shoes in the garage

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That one made me laugh.

It's actually pretty darn easy to tread water in the pool. I can swim without using my arms and all.
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Old 04-09-13, 02:14 AM   #3726
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Graveyard shift reporting for duty.
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Old 04-09-13, 05:02 AM   #3727
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Graveyard shift reporting for duty.
Already?
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Old 04-09-13, 05:03 AM   #3728
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Yep.
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fire away boys!!
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Bang?
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Old 04-09-13, 08:03 AM   #3731
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You dirty rat, you got me!!!
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Old 04-09-13, 11:48 AM   #3732
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You dirty rat, you got me!!!


James Cagney?
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Old 04-09-13, 01:12 PM   #3733
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You dirty rat, you got me!!!
Which one?
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It was Floppy!. . . ooooH!! . . . FFFFT!!
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