Finland to open line for "dumb questions"

Feuer Frei! · 03-30-13, 07:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Karle94

I thought stupidity was a problem in America only.

Stupidity and Ignorance are 2 different things entirely.

Rockstar · 03-30-13, 09:23 PM

Please, there is no such thing as dumb questions. There are only dumb people who ask questions.

Feuer Frei! · 03-30-13, 09:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Rockstar

Please, there is no such thing as dumb questions. There are only dumb people who ask questions.

Incorrect.
The only dumb question is the one you don't ask.

PS: Nice to see you again Rockstar

Been a while.

Kptlt. Neuerburg · 03-30-13, 11:25 PM

My avation teacher once said "There is no such thing as a dumb question". I wonder how many times he's had to rethink that phrase.

Buddahaid · 03-31-13, 12:42 PM

That number service should be paid for by the Alko stores.....

Hottentot · 03-31-13, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Buddahaid

That number service should be paid for by the Alko stores.....

The old joke claims these calls were made to the boss of a local Alko, but it might as well have been emergency number...

Midnight. Phone rings. The boss picks up.
Obviously intoxicated caller: "When does Alko open tomorrow?"
Boss: "At 9."
Obviously intoxicated caller: "Oh. OK." [Hangs up]

3am. The phone rings again.
Obviously intoxicated caller: "When does Alko open tomorrow?"
Boss: "I told you before, it opens at 9!"
Obviously intoxicated caller: "Oh. OK." [Hangs up]

5am. The phone rings once more.
Obviously intoxicated caller: "When does Alko..."
Boss: "For heaven's sake I have now twice told you it opens at 9! You are not getting inside any earlier, so stop calling me!"
Obviously intoxicated caller: "Inside? Who said anything about getting inside? I'm waiting for you to come and let me out of here!"

kraznyi_oktjabr · 03-31-13, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Hottentot

The old joke claims these calls were made to the boss of a local Alko, but it might as well have been emergency number...

Midnight. Phone rings. The boss picks up.
Obviously intoxicated caller: "When does Alko open tomorrow?"
Boss: "At 9."
Obviously intoxicated caller: "Oh. OK." [Hangs up]

3am. The phone rings again.
Obviously intoxicated caller: "When does Alko open tomorrow?"
Boss: "I told you before, it opens at 9!"
Obviously intoxicated caller: "Oh. OK." [Hangs up]

5am. The phone rings once more.
Obviously intoxicated caller: "When does Alko..."
Boss: "For heaven's sake I have now twice told you it opens at 9! You are not getting inside any earlier, so stop calling me!"
Obviously intoxicated caller: "Inside? Who said anything about getting inside? I'm waiting for you to come and let me out of here!"

03-30-13, 11:25 PM	#4
Kptlt. Neuerburg Admiral Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Florida Posts: 2,279 Downloads: 54 Uploads: 0	My avation teacher once said "There is no such thing as a dumb question". I wonder how many times he's had to rethink that phrase. __________________ "When you're born into this world, you're given a ticket to the freak show. If you're born in America you get a front row seat." - George Carlin

03-31-13, 12:42 PM	#5
Buddahaid Shark above Space Chicken Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 9,327 Downloads: 162 Uploads: 0	That number service should be paid for by the Alko stores..... __________________ "However vast the darkness, we must provide our own light." Stanley Kubrick "Tomorrow belongs to those who can hear it coming." David Bowie

03-30-13, 09:23 PM	#2
Rockstar In the Brig Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Zendia Bar & Grill Posts: 12,614 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Please, there is no such thing as dumb questions. There are only dumb people who ask questions.