I think I found my new home!

[frau kaleun]

Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

Is that a knock at the door? If so, are there large men standing outside?

Sadly, I don't know any Asian men who can go scare the crap out of anybody. I do however know a couple former paratroopers and Marines. Most of them seem to be scared of me, though... I can't imagine why. But I'd probably have to do the dirty work myself.

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

There is no Subsim Party Education Coersive Overlords Protective Strike team, but if there were...

But... but... I already ordered the uniform! I had it embroidered and everything!

Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

You sound golden!

Um... yeah. That's why I just had to google "mortgage insurance." But apparently that's usually only required if you are putting down less than 20%, so maybe as you say I won't have to worry about it.

I expect when all is said and done, I'll feel a lot like this at the closing: