Dear Steve Thread - Page 44

Armistead · 02-16-13, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

To what do you attribute your humanitarian flair and your kindness toward the mentally ill? Hypocritic oath?

Donna has come a long way under the care of Dr. Steve, please don't refer to our patients as mentally ill.

I have no problem with her shaving her cat, my dog don't like fur getting stuck in his throat.

Armistead · 02-16-13, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Call it whatever you like, but keep it away from all the dogs. Just in case, though, I have my own adopt-a-pet program, and will be glad to help any way I can.

glad to help any way WE can. {We Steve, not always I.} I hate how you pretend I'm not here.

Can I hire Donna as office help, be nice to have someone get my coffee for a change?

Sailor Steve · 02-16-13, 06:42 PM

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Originally Posted by fireftr18

Are you saying indecision may or may not be the problem?

I may be saying that, and I may not. Insecurity is something worth holding onto.

Sailor Steve · 02-16-13, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

I have no problem with her shaving her cat, my dog don't like fur getting stuck in his throat.

Doesn't! How many times do I have to tell you it's "doesn't"? Sheesh! No peanuts for you!

Sailor Steve · 02-16-13, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

glad to help any way WE can. {We Steve, not always I.} I hate how you pretend I'm not here.

Get yer own show, then! You call yourself the hired help, but you refuse to help, then you complain that I ignore you?

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Can I hire Donna as office help, be nice to have someone get my coffee for a change?

Only if she can type.

And will work for peanuts.

Armistead · 02-16-13, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Doesn't! How many times do I have to tell you it's "doesn't"? Sheesh! No peanuts for you!

Not where I live.......

u crank · 02-16-13, 06:53 PM

Dear Steve,

How come every time I come into your office, your 'assistant' says he's the wallet inspector?

Clueless and broke.

Sailor Steve · 02-16-13, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Not where I live.......

I had a friend who complained about WW2 movies where the American captives are taunted by their Japanese captors. "I lived in America for awhile. I attended your University of Southern California. I know how you think." My friend said that they wouldn't have been so confident if they had visited certain states where people keep their relatives chained up in the basement.

Yeah, I know where you live. Not a pretty sight.

Sailor Steve · 02-16-13, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by u crank

Dear Steve,

How come every time I come into your office, your 'assistant' says he's the wallet inspector?

Clueless and broke.

He's an independent contractor. That's how he gets paid. He can't live on peanuts, you know.

Oh, and he does that to me, too.

Armistead · 02-16-13, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I had a friend who complained about WW2 movies where the American captives are taunted by their Japanese captors. "I lived in America for awhile. I attended your University of Southern California. I know how you think." My friend said that they wouldn't have been so confident if they had visited certain states where people keep their relatives chained up in the basement.

Yeah, I know where you live. Not a pretty sight.

Well, I'm surrounded by hills, rivers and bears, takes me an hour to walk to my mailbox. I'm surrounded by beauty, wife, land and mostly my dog....

Armistead · 02-16-13, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

He's an independent contractor. That's how he gets paid. He can't live on peanuts, you know.

Oh, and he does that to me, too.

I've never removed your wallet to take money. I do recall removing it out of your pocket when I was giving you a massage during lunch. Don't forget it's my turn Monday....

Red October1984 · 02-16-13, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

I've never removed your wallet to take money. I do recall removing it out of your pocket when I was giving you a massage during lunch. Don't forget it's my turn Monday....

YOU CAN'T FORGET ME!!!! I had a coupon...

Wolferz · 02-16-13, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

YOU CAN'T FORGET ME!!!! I had a coupon...

You'll get much better service and a happy ending over at Madame Wu's House of Squeeze and acupuncture parlor. No coupons needed.

Red October1984 · 02-16-13, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

You'll get much better service and a happy ending over at Madame Wu's House of Squeeze and acupuncture parlor. No coupons needed.

Okay. Out of all seriousness I think I actually do need a massage. My back hurts from working out.

A massage would be heavenly right now...

Armistead · 02-16-13, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Red October1984

Okay. Out of all seriousness I think I actually do need a massage. My back hurts from working out.

A massage would be heavenly right now...

I can pop your back 50 different ways, followed by a hot rock oil massage. Nothing wrong with a lil professional rub down.

02-16-13, 06:53 PM	#652
u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,750 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	Dear Steve, How come every time I come into your office, your 'assistant' says he's the wallet inspector? Clueless and broke. __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke