Britain's PM faces gay marriage revolt as plots swirl - Page 2

AVGWarhawk · 02-06-13, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by kranz

Dear mods: please pay more attention to posts such as the one by user: Cybermat47 because they have deeply hurt my feelings.

Moderators can not moderate feelings. Hurt or otherwise. Sorry.

kranz · 02-06-13, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

In the event that you are actually being serious here

i've been serious 1189 times so far.

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

because your cat cannot legally consent to take part in such a union,

a bad law needs to be banned. period. and one more period. period.

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a child

listen lady, i'm not a child molester (yet)

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or a lump of coal

my father works in a coal mine. so what?

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or a blow-up doll

you've been spying on me, haven't you?

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sex

i bet you are a fine woman but sorry - it's too early for me.

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

I don't think he is

very bad trolling.
0/10

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Moderators can not

OALD's impotence meaning 1 or 2?

Oberon · 02-06-13, 11:24 AM

Cupcakes.

Next question?

frau kaleun · 02-06-13, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

Cupcakes.

Next question?

Can I have ice cream with my cupcake?

Oh, and my husband Bertram would like a herring with his, on account of he's a penguin. I decided it was just too hard getting a cat into a tuxedo for the wedding and Bertram came pre-tuxed.

Herr-Berbunch · 02-06-13, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Can I have ice cream with my cupcake?

Oh, and my husband Bertram would like a herring with his, on account of he's a penguin. I decided it was just too hard getting a cat into a tuxedo for the wedding and Bertram came pre-tuxed.

Hey lady, I'm ready for you now, if you'll still have me?

AVGWarhawk · 02-06-13, 12:01 PM

Herr-Berbunch · 02-06-13, 12:03 PM

^ That was ages ago! Keep up.

frau kaleun · 02-06-13, 12:32 PM

Wait - is he saying that when someone posts a funny cat picture on the Innertoobz, that's the point at which it goes off the rails?

AVGWarhawk · 02-06-13, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Wait - is he saying that when someone posts a funny cat picture on the Innertoobz, that's the point at which it goes off the rails?

The thread is not about cat marriage or is it?

However, if it was a British cat it would be ok.

frau kaleun · 02-06-13, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

The thread is not about cat marriage or is it?

However, if it was a British cat it would be ok.

It is a long established fact that everything on the internet is about funny cat pictures, even if this does not appear to be the case at first glance. Thus any discussion that does not lead to the posting of a funny cat picture can be said to be off-topic until such a posting occurs.

AVGWarhawk · 02-06-13, 12:41 PM

Sailor Steve · 02-06-13, 12:44 PM

HITLER!

Sorry. I just had to.

AVGWarhawk · 02-06-13, 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

HITLER!

Sorry. I just had to.

frau kaleun · 02-06-13, 12:54 PM

Funny cat pictures... check.
Hitler reference... check.
Let's see now, what are we still missing?

Oh. Right.

Sailor Steve · 02-06-13, 12:58 PM

Let me see if I have it right yet. Somebody married their cat right there on the tracks, causing the train wreck. Then Hitler married his zombie bacon, and everybody had a gay old time.

Am I close?

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Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	^ That was ages ago! Keep up. __________________

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	HITLER! Sorry. I just had to. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

02-06-13, 12:58 PM	#30
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Let me see if I have it right yet. Somebody married their cat right there on the tracks, causing the train wreck. Then Hitler married his zombie bacon, and everybody had a gay old time. Am I close? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

02-06-13, 11:24 AM	#18
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Cupcakes. Next question?

02-06-13, 12:32 PM	#23
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Wait - is he saying that when someone posts a funny cat picture on the Innertoobz, that's the point at which it goes off the rails?

02-06-13, 12:54 PM	#29
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Funny cat pictures... check. Hitler reference... check. Let's see now, what are we still missing? Oh. Right.