Qaher F-313 Iran stealth jet? - Page 2

mapuc · 02-02-13, 04:16 PM

The first question that came into my mind was

Can it fly??

the other question. Who does the retoric from the iranian, sound just like the retoric from the north korean

Markus

u crank · 02-02-13, 04:35 PM

Iran's propaganda ministry needs help. Don't they have any Hollywood types over there?

Wolferz · 02-02-13, 05:43 PM

Maybe Baghdad Bob found a new job to the north. Especially after he discovered that the Coalition forces had no interest in capturin him whatsoever.

Wolferz · 02-02-13, 05:49 PM

Would this be the alleged "Smoking Gun" that Mr Romney was semi alluding to during his campaign for a pre-emptive strike on them Persians?

Guess what... I ain't skeered.

Jimbuna · 02-02-13, 06:11 PM

Goodnight vietnam

Safe-Keeper · 02-02-13, 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by u crank

Iran's propaganda ministry needs help. Don't they have any Hollywood types over there?

Whatever happened to that Ali guy from the Iraqi invasion? He sounds like he would be perfect for the job!

"Our pilots are conducting their first 1000 hour sorties against the infidels, each of them dropping a hundred bombs! Also we have driven the Jews completely out of Israel and built a second Great Mosque on top of the first! Allah Akbar!"

Quote:

And there was hip-hop playing in the background the whole time.

The trademark of conspiracy theorists

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"Oh my god, this dreaming up lunatic ideas in video form is, like, so trendy! Better put some tripping music over it!!111"

Oberon · 02-02-13, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Safe-Keeper

Whatever happened to that Ali guy from the Iraqi invasion? He sounds like he would be perfect for the job!

I think he's in the UAE now.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muhammad_Saeed_al-Sahhaf

He was a classic.

mapuc · 02-02-13, 08:34 PM

When one takes a look on the interior in the cockpit it doesn't looks like some hypermoderne fighter plan(as someone wrote in this thread)

The propaganda agencies could have used the Internet to see how the cockpit in our modern fighter plan looks like, or they could have found inspirations from the interior on NGC 1701 E(but even here we would have discovered that it is fake or TLAM Strike would)

Markus

Skybird · 02-02-13, 08:43 PM

Rumours say that Iranian TV plans to do a remake of the old series, U.F.O. The fighter described here, is part of that set.

Recent news also said that their space program claimed to have shot the actor starring in the new series into orbit, in a capsule. As we later learned, he did not leave the studio at any point, and the mission was part of the pilot for the series. Rumour also says that the star met president Achmadinejad in the backroom after the pilot was finished, becasue the president is a big fan of that series. They should have talked for two hours and discussed how political issues and moral philosophy could be best implemented in that series, before they parted.

Skybird · 02-02-13, 08:53 PM

The cockpit.

I have seen FSX fans constructing their own cockpits in their garages - and after they were done showing up with something better than this Iranian wooden box.

Imagine in five hundred years some archeologists dig this one out, and they look at it and examine it and will scratch their heads and wonder in academical debates lasting decades: "What the heck is this thing? A cultic object, maybe?"

Oberon · 02-02-13, 08:55 PM

Commander Strakers car, original series

Imam Mustafa Sal-al-Strakers car, new Iranian series

Red October1984 · 02-02-13, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sung

Today presented!

What is this - a joke?

This airplane looks like a ultra light plane.

What you think?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....this guy....he's got jokes.....

"Stealth Jet" "Iran" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

HundertzehnGustav · 02-02-13, 11:12 PM

http://www.n-tv.de/politik/USA-erhoe...e10059216.html

"jet for territory defense"

LOLZ!
a good ole F-15C is more potent than THAT thing.

I wanna see it fly... at Farnborough, before believeing for a single moment this is for real.

Stealhead · 02-02-13, 11:23 PM

It looks like a poorly done full size mock up of an aircraft to me.

It is just some nonsense look at the canopy in the above photo there is no seal between it and the fuselage. It is very clear that there is no actual engine inside that thing and even if there were one it would not be able to carry any offensive weapons there is simply no room they would need to be stored inside the aircraft.The shot of the rear fuselage if you look at the visable control surfaces it looks like paper mache.
I Like how they have a cash register in front of the pilot that could come in handy.

I will tell you how the F-313 avoids radars first it does so by not actually flying second it is made of paper mache.

GT182 · 02-02-13, 11:30 PM

It's a fiberglass mock-up. No way can that thing fly. No seal or locking system for the canopy.

Reminds me of a computer flight simulator cockpit someone has made up, and then the Iranians added the rest of the stuff to make it look like a real aircraft. Which it'snot. And it looks like the "pilot" is having a hard time getting into the seat. It'll fly when pigs fly.

The Mig-21 and L-39 we launch on the weekends are real stealth fighters compared to this thing.

02-02-13, 04:16 PM	#16
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,540 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	The first question that came into my mind was Can it fly?? the other question. Who does the retoric from the iranian, sound just like the retoric from the north korean Markus Last edited by mapuc; 02-02-13 at 04:19 PM.

02-02-13, 04:35 PM	#17
u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,746 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	Iran's propaganda ministry needs help. Don't they have any Hollywood types over there? __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

02-02-13, 05:43 PM	#18
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Direct from Baghdad Maybe Baghdad Bob found a new job to the north. Especially after he discovered that the Coalition forces had no interest in capturin him whatsoever. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

02-02-13, 05:49 PM	#19
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Would this be the alleged "Smoking Gun" that Mr Romney was semi alluding to during his campaign for a pre-emptive strike on them Persians? Guess what... I ain't skeered. __________________ Tomorrow never comes Last edited by Wolferz; 02-02-13 at 05:52 PM.

02-02-13, 06:11 PM	#20
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,584 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Goodnight vietnam __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-02-13, 08:34 PM	#23
mapuc CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Denmark Posts: 20,540 Downloads: 37 Uploads: 0	When one takes a look on the interior in the cockpit it doesn't looks like some hypermoderne fighter plan(as someone wrote in this thread) The propaganda agencies could have used the Internet to see how the cockpit in our modern fighter plan looks like, or they could have found inspirations from the interior on NGC 1701 E(but even here we would have discovered that it is fake or TLAM Strike would) Markus Last edited by mapuc; 02-02-13 at 08:35 PM.

02-02-13, 08:43 PM	#24
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,645 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	Rumours say that Iranian TV plans to do a remake of the old series, U.F.O. The fighter described here, is part of that set. Recent news also said that their space program claimed to have shot the actor starring in the new series into orbit, in a capsule. As we later learned, he did not leave the studio at any point, and the mission was part of the pilot for the series. Rumour also says that the star met president Achmadinejad in the backroom after the pilot was finished, becasue the president is a big fan of that series. They should have talked for two hours and discussed how political issues and moral philosophy could be best implemented in that series, before they parted. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert. Last edited by Skybird; 02-02-13 at 08:48 PM.

02-02-13, 08:53 PM	#25
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,645 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	The cockpit. I have seen FSX fans constructing their own cockpits in their garages - and after they were done showing up with something better than this Iranian wooden box. Imagine in five hundred years some archeologists dig this one out, and they look at it and examine it and will scratch their heads and wonder in academical debates lasting decades: "What the heck is this thing? A cultic object, maybe?" __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert. Last edited by Skybird; 02-02-13 at 08:56 PM.

02-02-13, 08:55 PM	#26
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Commander Strakers car, original series Imam Mustafa Sal-al-Strakers car, new Iranian series

02-02-13, 11:12 PM	#28
HundertzehnGustav Sea Lord Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lux, betw. G, B and F Posts: 1,898 Downloads: 66 Uploads: 0	http://www.n-tv.de/politik/USA-erhoe...e10059216.html "jet for territory defense" LOLZ! a good ole F-15C is more potent than THAT thing. I wanna see it fly... at Farnborough, before believeing for a single moment this is for real. __________________ In conclusion: SH3 is the shizzle, yo. -Frau Kaleun Another negative about using your deck gun is that you are definately DETECTED, which has long term effects on your relationship with aircraft. -snestorm

02-02-13, 11:23 PM	#29
Stealhead Navy Seal Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,421 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	It looks like a poorly done full size mock up of an aircraft to me. It is just some nonsense look at the canopy in the above photo there is no seal between it and the fuselage. It is very clear that there is no actual engine inside that thing and even if there were one it would not be able to carry any offensive weapons there is simply no room they would need to be stored inside the aircraft.The shot of the rear fuselage if you look at the visable control surfaces it looks like paper mache. I Like how they have a cash register in front of the pilot that could come in handy. I will tell you how the F-313 avoids radars first it does so by not actually flying second it is made of paper mache. Last edited by Stealhead; 02-02-13 at 11:31 PM.

02-02-13, 11:30 PM	#30
GT182 Ocean Warrior Join Date: May 2005 Location: New Castle of Delaware Posts: 3,231 Downloads: 658 Uploads: 0	It's a fiberglass mock-up. No way can that thing fly. No seal or locking system for the canopy. Reminds me of a computer flight simulator cockpit someone has made up, and then the Iranians added the rest of the stuff to make it look like a real aircraft. Which it'snot. And it looks like the "pilot" is having a hard time getting into the seat. It'll fly when pigs fly. The Mig-21 and L-39 we launch on the weekends are real stealth fighters compared to this thing. __________________ Gary No Borders, No Language, No Culture =s No Country I'm a Deplorable, and proud of it.