Ubirats in the bilges...The prequel - Page 3

Armistead · 02-01-13, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

So are a lot of threads, but that doesn't stop us. And that wasn't the reason it was moved, so my statement stands.

Oh, I've started many a useless thread, I have no problem with it. I don't keep up with all your statements, but have no problem with you standing by them. If you get tired of standing, feel free to sit, it won't change my opinion of you.

Sailor Steve · 02-01-13, 11:27 AM

Been watching the Grouch Channel, I see. One of my favorites.

Armistead · 02-01-13, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Been watching the Grouch Channel, I see. One of my favorites.

I'm scared if I was smarter, you would remind me of myself, so I choose to ignore further education.

Wolferz · 02-01-13, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

That's was years ago, I don't recall all the events. I remember the writers went on strike, so I did it alone. It was a very busy time for me, producing, directing and acting. Donna was my wife, so nothing wrong there. I never purchased the ear of corn prop, but now I finally know who stole it off my lunch plate. Anyway, I do remember you got a nomination for "Best Communist Love Scene."

I did try another production a year later, course the mods shut it down and many of us almost got banned, because you guys wouldn't follow script....Remember

You expect me to remember any of that?
Don't forget that I made the mistake of falling in with Carrie Fisher and the rest is just a blanked out blur.
I still blame that harlot Jodie Foster and YOU!
Clean up on aisle three. Donna?

Armistead · 02-01-13, 01:49 PM

I wouldn't expect you remember what I can't remember myself, you being older. I once believed some things are better forgotten, now I forget everything, so I don't have to worry about some things anymore.

I'm finding this difficult dealing with you and Steve, often I don't know if you guys are being sarcastic, arseholes or just being yourselves.

Don't know who Carrie Fisher is.....
Jodie Foster isn't a .........., I think she declared she is single and gay, probably ran into too many men like you.

Let's see, I forget the rest, something about Donna, but I'm sure it wasn't important.

Sailor Steve · 02-01-13, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

I'm scared if I was smarter, you would remind me of myself, so I choose to ignore further education.

I typoed too. I meant the "Groucho" channel. Too late to fix it now.

Sailor Steve · 02-01-13, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

I don't know if you guys are being sarcastic

With me, if the context is joking, I will be too, unless I say otherwise. In a serious context I may tease a little, but I try not too.

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Don't know who Carrie Fisher is.....

Seriously?

Star Wars? Blues Brothers?

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Jodie Foster

I remember seeing her as a little girl in a toothpaste commercial back in 1971.

Armistead · 02-01-13, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

With me, if the context is joking, I will be too, unless I say otherwise. In a serious context I may tease a little, but I try not too.

Seriously?

Star Wars? Blues Brothers?

I remember seeing her as a little girl in a toothpaste commercial back in 1971.

I'm always joking, why Takeda chases me around with a sword........

Wolferz · 02-01-13, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

I wouldn't expect you remember what I can't remember myself, you being older. I once believed some things are better forgotten, now I forget everything, so I don't have to worry about some things anymore.

I'm finding this difficult dealing with you and Steve, often I don't know if you guys are being sarcastic, arseholes or just being yourselves.

Don't know who Carrie Fisher is.....
Jodie Foster isn't a .........., I think she declared she is single and gay, probably ran into too many men like you.

Let's see, I forget the rest, something about Donna, but I'm sure it wasn't important.

What can I say? Some girls just can't handle a well endowed man.
The usual reaction is

fear

and Ms Foster was no exception.
Carrie Fisher? The daughter of Eddie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds?
You got to get out of yer holler more often. There's more to life than pickin and toothless grinnin. Which one were you again? The geetar or the Banjo? Ned Beatty had the hardest part and I hear you wrote Deliverance too. Well, one out of three isn't bad .

Quick Steve. Distract him while I get the long sleeved coat with all the buckles and the dart gun. Be careful, we might have to tranq him again.

Armistead · 02-01-13, 07:45 PM

Oh, I probably know who she is if I saw her, but do know Eddie and Debbie. I probably watch TV 30 minutes a week. Course I know Jodie, never been a favorite of mine.

I was offered the role Burt Reynolds had in Deliverance, but they decided they needed an uglier man to fit the role. I do live by a river, walk it daily with my dog, who has no problems chasn bears. Here the river is low, but last week it was 1/4 wide and passed the high water mark of 18 feet.

Least I can still pass for 40 and have my hair...

AVGWarhawk · 02-01-13, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

I was offered the role Burt Reynolds had in Deliverance,

Are you sure it was not Ned's roll?

02-01-13, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Least I can still pass for 40 and have my hair...

Who's that ugly Guy holding you?
Or is this the 'squeal like a pig' part?

Armistead · 02-01-13, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Are you sure it was not Ned's roll?

No, Ned was skinny role, I was way too muscular then.

Armistead · 02-01-13, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by privateer

Who's that ugly Guy holding you?
Or is this the 'squeal like a pig' part?

Please, let's keep this thread clean, pigs are too dirty for me, now a.....whoops, almost slipped.

No talking about me dog, although he is better looking than me. That ugly guy was voted best looking at Ubi forums, course I also came in third for smartest member.

02-01-13, 09:14 PM

The dog is a fine lookin' little fellow.
Any comment on the other Mug could compromise my standing in the
'Tough Guy Secret Club'.

He does remind me of several pretty Cool Guys I do know.
And who the heck am I to question such a stern looking Guy trying to handle a self photo while holding the dog type moment?

02-01-13, 11:27 AM	#32
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02-01-13, 01:49 PM	#35
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	I wouldn't expect you remember what I can't remember myself, you being older. I once believed some things are better forgotten, now I forget everything, so I don't have to worry about some things anymore. I'm finding this difficult dealing with you and Steve, often I don't know if you guys are being sarcastic, arseholes or just being yourselves. Don't know who Carrie Fisher is..... Jodie Foster isn't a .........., I think she declared she is single and gay, probably ran into too many men like you. Let's see, I forget the rest, something about Donna, but I'm sure it wasn't important. __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.

02-01-13, 07:45 PM	#40
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	Oh, I probably know who she is if I saw her, but do know Eddie and Debbie. I probably watch TV 30 minutes a week. Course I know Jodie, never been a favorite of mine. I was offered the role Burt Reynolds had in Deliverance, but they decided they needed an uglier man to fit the role. I do live by a river, walk it daily with my dog, who has no problems chasn bears. Here the river is low, but last week it was 1/4 wide and passed the high water mark of 18 feet. Least I can still pass for 40 and have my hair... __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it. Last edited by Armistead; 02-01-13 at 07:49 PM.

02-01-13, 09:14 PM	#45
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	The dog is a fine lookin' little fellow. Any comment on the other Mug could compromise my standing in the 'Tough Guy Secret Club'. He does remind me of several pretty Cool Guys I do know. And who the heck am I to question such a stern looking Guy trying to handle a self photo while holding the dog type moment?