Ubirats in the bilges...The prequel - Page 2

Armistead · 02-01-13, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Ubisoft drove us all nutz,
Now that they want to gather our information, it was time to move to the underground. over.

Hey Armistead, what's with the prank calls to my PM inbox and all I hear is laughter? It's blowing up my regular E-mail account and I can't respond because your box is full of all those notes of admiration from your secret admirers. "Hoarder" It's time to clean house my friend. Else we'll send Barney Fife over there to shake his pistol in your general direction. Don't worry about the one bullet. It's been in his shirt pocket so long that it won't go boom, just fizzle and dud.

To my detractors above, I won't name names, remember that I am now an OVERLORD in this establishment. So, Neal before ZOD!
"You may kiss my... hand"
No, that's not a tent pole in my pocket, I'm just happy to be here.

<- Oh look I'm having a siezure.

Wolferz, please get back on your meds. The laughter you hear is the same laughter you've been hearing for years. I told you how to end that, stop undressing in front of your wife.

Armistead · 02-01-13, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

And nobody said it was useless, just inappropriate for the location.

Trust me, It's useless.........

Armistead · 02-01-13, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by fireftr18

I'm here. Where's the pot for me to stir?
We need Wernher to finish his move.

It's been really peaceful without Wernher in my life for the past few months. Maybe I need to post and finish my series on

"The life of Wern"

I kept your pot and spoon from Ubi forum, take it and go play outside in the road.

Armistead · 02-01-13, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Cybermat47

So instead of one thread the moderators think is useless now we have two

Yes..........

AVGWarhawk · 02-01-13, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Yes..........

Not at all. This is the placed for good banter, fun and general skullduggery.

Thanks for understanding gents.

Armistead · 02-01-13, 09:07 AM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Not at all. This is the placed for good banter, fun and general skullduggery.

Thanks for understanding gents.

I know, but it's still useless, why I'm a big part of it....

AVGWarhawk · 02-01-13, 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

I know, but it's still useless, why I'm a big part of it....

I laughed out loud Armistead! Just might be the post of the year!!!!

Wolferz · 02-01-13, 10:10 AM

I'm strong enough not to heave my cookies when I smell a dead body, which is what it smells like when Armistead comes peeking in my windows to see if I'm undressing in front of his wife and mine. Yeah, I know when you're there. Got a nose like a Bloodhound... dark in color and always wet.
I can only hope that you don't produce the Christmas play here this year. Poor Zero rolled in his grave last time and Celeon developed a complex with all those gay commie scenes you wrrote into it. Rumor has it that those scenes were written from personal experience?
But, a consumate professional actor looks past those things because the show must go on.

uh huh uh huh.
I hope Wernher succeeded in getting moved. The weather has not been ideal around here for that type of endeavor. It's such a pity that he had to uproot himself and move after becoming a Snookie target.
Her appetite for smoosh smoosh is insatiable. So I can see why.

How did you manage to find this thread Army Steed? ( Stud in his own mind) The Moderator that locked the door forgot to put up the "We moved" sign.

At least the girls will stop and ask for directions.

Wern and I will be meeting for breakfast soon and we will be plotting a way to have Armysteed removed from polite society. The glue factory comes to mind.

AVGWarhawk · 02-01-13, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

The Moderator that locked the door forgot to put up the "We moved" sign.

Done!

We try. We try.....

Armistead · 02-01-13, 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

I'm strong enough not to heave ny cookies when I smell a dead body, which is what it smells like when Armistead comes peeking in my windows to see if I'm undressing in front of his wife and mine. Yeah, I know when you're there. Got a nose like a Bloodhound... dark in color and always wet.
I can only hope that you don't produce the Christmas play here this year. Poor Zero rolled in his grave last time and Celeon developed a complex with all those gay commie scenes you wrrote into it. Rumor has it that those scenes were written from personal experience?
But, a consumate professional actor looks past those things because the show must go on.

uh huh uh huh.
I hope Wernher succeeded in getting moved. The weather has not been ideal around here for that type of endeavor. It's such a pity that he had to uproot himself and move after becoming a Snookie target.
Her appetite for smoosh smoosh is insatiable. So I can see why.

How did you manage to find this thread Army Steed? ( Stud in his own mind) The Moderator that locked the door forgot to put up the "We moved" sign.

At least the girls will stop and ask for directions.

How did I find this thread, I visit here daily.

I doubt I'll ever to another "Silent Hunter Christmas Carol" I spent weeks trying to put that production together, you guys ruined it, mostly you. I think it was during the scene when the Ghost of Marx {played by you} returned for the commie love scene with Scrooge, as I recall Cel wanted you to wear pink stockings, but you wanted to wear fur stockings. The scene really went to crap when you guys were reading the manifesto under the sheets....

I did find the original thread topic... another 8 pages of silliness.

"COMING SOON.

A Silent Hunter Christmas Carol

The epic struggle of one family's fight against poverty, revolution, greed and lustful desires as democracy and communism collide on Christmas Eve.

Starring

Celeon as Scrooge
Wolferz as Karl Marx "with a beard"

The handsome MWolfe as Bob Cratchit
Donna "the Nug".... as Mrs. Cratchit

Tambor as the ghost of Ben Franklin

Wern as TinyWern

Moose as the Door Knocker.

captgeo as the Ghost of Rock Hudson

Written by MWolfe
Produced by MWolfe
Directed by MWolfe

COMING SOON to a forum near you!!!"

Jimbuna · 02-01-13, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Wolferz · 02-01-13, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Done!

We try. We try.....

You're forgiven

Wolferz · 02-01-13, 10:51 AM

Those playbills were supposed to have been burned!
Sure blame me for all of your production problems.
I guess you never figured it out, that Donna the Nug was sick of you molesting her during undressed rehearsals. You CAD!

Besides, that wasn't the final Ghost of Karl Marx costume you made me wear. This was...

Cel took great offense when he read the action dialogue for that ear of corn!
Remember he said he'd do it if you ate the corn afterwards and you said "Sure Butt er is Butt er" and every member of the cast puked for a week.

Armistead · 02-01-13, 11:11 AM

That's was years ago, I don't recall all the events. I remember the writers went on strike, so I did it alone. It was a very busy time for me, producing, directing and acting. Donna was my wife, so nothing wrong there. I never purchased the ear of corn prop, but now I finally know who stole it off my lunch plate. Anyway, I do remember you got a nomination for "Best Communist Love Scene."

I did try another production a year later, course the mods shut it down and many of us almost got banned, because you guys wouldn't follow script....Remember

Sailor Steve · 02-01-13, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Armistead

Trust me, It's useless.........

So are a lot of threads, but that doesn't stop us. And that wasn't the reason it was moved, so my statement stands.

02-01-13, 10:10 AM	#23
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	Useless that's me... or was it Ulysses? I'm strong enough not to heave my cookies when I smell a dead body, which is what it smells like when Armistead comes peeking in my windows to see if I'm undressing in front of his wife and mine. Yeah, I know when you're there. Got a nose like a Bloodhound... dark in color and always wet. I can only hope that you don't produce the Christmas play here this year. Poor Zero rolled in his grave last time and Celeon developed a complex with all those gay commie scenes you wrrote into it. Rumor has it that those scenes were written from personal experience? But, a consumate professional actor looks past those things because the show must go on. uh huh uh huh. I hope Wernher succeeded in getting moved. The weather has not been ideal around here for that type of endeavor. It's such a pity that he had to uproot himself and move after becoming a Snookie target. Her appetite for smoosh smoosh is insatiable. So I can see why. How did you manage to find this thread Army Steed? ( Stud in his own mind) The Moderator that locked the door forgot to put up the "We moved" sign. At least the girls will stop and ask for directions. Wern and I will be meeting for breakfast soon and we will be plotting a way to have Armysteed removed from polite society. The glue factory comes to mind. __________________ Tomorrow never comes Last edited by Wolferz; 02-01-13 at 10:26 AM.

02-01-13, 10:51 AM	#28
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	A Christmas Barrel by MWolfe(ArmySteed) Those playbills were supposed to have been burned! Sure blame me for all of your production problems. I guess you never figured it out, that Donna the Nug was sick of you molesting her during undressed rehearsals. You CAD! Besides, that wasn't the final Ghost of Karl Marx costume you made me wear. This was... Cel took great offense when he read the action dialogue for that ear of corn! Remember he said he'd do it if you ate the corn afterwards and you said "Sure Butt er is Butt er" and every member of the cast puked for a week. __________________ Tomorrow never comes Last edited by Wolferz; 02-01-13 at 11:20 AM.

02-01-13, 11:11 AM	#29
Armistead Rear Admiral Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: on the Dan Posts: 10,880 Downloads: 364 Uploads: 0	That's was years ago, I don't recall all the events. I remember the writers went on strike, so I did it alone. It was a very busy time for me, producing, directing and acting. Donna was my wife, so nothing wrong there. I never purchased the ear of corn prop, but now I finally know who stole it off my lunch plate. Anyway, I do remember you got a nomination for "Best Communist Love Scene." I did try another production a year later, course the mods shut it down and many of us almost got banned, because you guys wouldn't follow script....Remember __________________ You see my dog don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.