Rats leaving a sinking ship

Wolferz · 01-31-13, 12:31 PM

At my age I refuse to grow up.

Armistead needs his linens changed because he hot racks with Seaman Stains and She-Wolf has been spiking his coffee with Ex-Lax. So, You might not want to wait too long.

You can find some rubber gloves and clothes pins in the aft battery compartment. If you find the stench too much for those items, grab a re-breather out of the Con.

Takeda Shingen · 01-31-13, 01:06 PM

Looks like I'll have to start reading this forum more often.

Wolferz · 01-31-13, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

Looks like I'll have to start reading this forum more often.

Honorable master Samurai,
Will that be for a noble purpose? Like cleaving a few of us in two?

Just wondering if I need to go see Master Wu for defensive training is all.

AVGWarhawk · 01-31-13, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

Like cleaving a few of us in two?

That would be to messy.

Wolferz · 01-31-13, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

That would be to messy.

Not if you use a light saber. Instant cauterization.

Takeda Shingen · 01-31-13, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

That would be to messy.

And guys like us don't do messy. No, it's all quick and done with no show to see.

AVGWarhawk · 01-31-13, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

And guys like us don't do messy. No, it's all quick and done with no show to see.

Feeling like Corvo

Jimbuna · 01-31-13, 02:22 PM

Good evening....looks like rush hour over here.

Either that or a speedy game of tennis.

Armistead · 01-31-13, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Wolferz

At my age I refuse to grow up.

Armistead needs his linens changed because he hot racks with Seaman Stains and She-Wolf has been spiking his coffee with Ex-Lax. So, You might not want to wait too long.

You can find some rubber gloves and clothes pins in the aft battery compartment. If you find the stench too much for those items, grab a re-breather out of the Con.

Wolferz, we agreed long ago, what happens in the Pacific stays in the Pacific. Do you really want all the cats out of the bag? Do you want all the dark closet gossip at Ubi spilled here at Subsim? How would you feel if I exposed your communist lust affair with Cel, the fact you were a Ubi plant to spy on members, incorrect counting in the SS competitions, told of the instance that Wern caught you doing,..well, I'll stop there. I also remember the time you got me thrown in the brig for two weeks, although I've forgiven you, the scar remains. I even kept a copy of that weekend thread that got three mods involved and almost got 14 of us banned for life. I'm sure you remember it, should I post it here for all to see? I put up with a lot of crap from you at Ubi, it was really nice to come to Subsim to escape, but now you're here, so I'll be watching.

After drinking Donna's coffee on patrol, any coffee She-Wolf makes would be an improvement.

She-Wolf · 01-31-13, 04:03 PM

I ain't gonna be makin coffee for ANY of you gentlemen - the minute I take me hands off this tiller thing it all goes wonky...

AVGWarhawk · 01-31-13, 04:04 PM

I think She-wolf is more of tea person.

She-Wolf · 01-31-13, 04:07 PM

NO NO AVG - I just lurves me cuppa coffee... two brown sugars and a splodge of evap. Bliss!

AVGWarhawk · 01-31-13, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by She-Wolf

NO NO AVG - I just lurves me cuppa coffee... two brown sugars and a splodge of evap. Bliss!

01-31-13, 04:06 PM

im not here to defend the ladies (they are well qualified to take care of themselves) but what the heck is this thread all about except to rant about nonsense?

it starts as a rant against ubi forums and since that beginning it has mulled along aimlessly for 8 pages of nothingness and now looks to be starting a guys vs the gals thing so whats the point here?

if you arent talking about the game then maybe this thread needs to be moved over to the "general topics" section where general nonsense is posted.

Jimbuna · 01-31-13, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Webster

im not here to defend the ladies (they are well qualified to take care of themselves) but what the heck is this thread all about except to rant about nonsense?

it starts as a rant against ubi forums and since that beginning it has mulled along aimlessly for 8 pages of nothingness and now looks to be starting a guys vs the gals thing so whats the point here?

if you arent talking about the game then maybe this thread needs to be moved over to the "general topics" section where general nonsense is posted.

Agreed

01-31-13, 12:31 PM	#1
Wolferz Navy Seal Join Date: May 2007 Location: On a mighty quest for the Stick of Truth Posts: 5,963 Downloads: 52 Uploads: 0	I resemble that remark At my age I refuse to grow up. Armistead needs his linens changed because he hot racks with Seaman Stains and She-Wolf has been spiking his coffee with Ex-Lax. So, You might not want to wait too long. You can find some rubber gloves and clothes pins in the aft battery compartment. If you find the stench too much for those items, grab a re-breather out of the Con. __________________ Tomorrow never comes

01-31-13, 02:22 PM	#8
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,712 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Good evening....looks like rush hour over here. Either that or a speedy game of tennis. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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She-Wolf Watchdog Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hampshire UK Posts: 971 Downloads: 152 Uploads: 0	I ain't gonna be makin coffee for ANY of you gentlemen - the minute I take me hands off this tiller thing it all goes wonky... __________________

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AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,280 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I think She-wolf is more of tea person. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

01-31-13, 04:07 PM	#12
She-Wolf Watchdog Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Hampshire UK Posts: 971 Downloads: 152 Uploads: 0	NO NO AVG - I just lurves me cuppa coffee... two brown sugars and a splodge of evap. Bliss! __________________

01-31-13, 01:06 PM	#2
Takeda Shingen Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 8,643 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Looks like I'll have to start reading this forum more often.

01-31-13, 04:06 PM	#14
Webster Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	im not here to defend the ladies (they are well qualified to take care of themselves) but what the heck is this thread all about except to rant about nonsense? it starts as a rant against ubi forums and since that beginning it has mulled along aimlessly for 8 pages of nothingness and now looks to be starting a guys vs the gals thing so whats the point here? if you arent talking about the game then maybe this thread needs to be moved over to the "general topics" section where general nonsense is posted.