The problem is that we have stupid guns in the United States

Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

So your answer is "but...but....August!".

No the answer is plain.
Your claim was false.
It is demonstrated as being false.
Simple isn't it.

Plastic fruit is not digestible.

That explains why you have problems, you are supposed to read the words.
I did wonder how you couldn't identify facts that were plainly presented to you.