Golden Eagle tries to snatch kid

[Hottentot]

Originally Posted by August

It'd be a lot safer to take off and nuke them from orbit!

Great idea! That way we don't even need to come up with an euphenism for the pile of dead children that such strike is going to cause, because they are going to get vaporized in the process! The stupid biased media wasn't buying the "collateral damage" line anymore anyway.

I'll get the launch codes! Onwards to the radiant (pun intended), Golden Eagle free future!