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soopaman2 · 09-10-12, 04:07 PM

It is a sign!

Like one day during Hurricane Irene, my hot water went out (Yay basement flood) , so I stopped bathing, Brrr, lets see you shower in cold water in Jersey!

I have not bathed since then.

I get the entire bed to myself, no pesky wife stealing the covers, People at work avoid me, which is good, I hate them anyways.

Oh Steves internet...

I digress.

But I never did make much sense anyways, so you can at least laugh at me.

Anyways not bathing, and peeing in the sink can reduce your water bill by 47%, but decreases your sex life by 100%

Just saying, it's a trade off.

I know the pain of being without, and it can be liberating!

09-10-12, 04:07 PM	#8
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	It is a sign! Like one day during Hurricane Irene, my hot water went out (Yay basement flood) , so I stopped bathing, Brrr, lets see you shower in cold water in Jersey! I have not bathed since then. I get the entire bed to myself, no pesky wife stealing the covers, People at work avoid me, which is good, I hate them anyways. Oh Steves internet... I digress. But I never did make much sense anyways, so you can at least laugh at me. Anyways not bathing, and peeing in the sink can reduce your water bill by 47%, but decreases your sex life by 100% Just saying, it's a trade off. I know the pain of being without, and it can be liberating! __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.