Happy birthday Hottentot

Hottentot · 08-26-12, 07:56 AM

Thanks everyone. I don't actually celebrate birthday in any way and it's my official "keep the phone shut down and avoid every single relative looking for free coffee and cake" day, but I suppose it's still safe for me to show my nose here where there is no cake. The cake is a lie!

Jimbuna · 08-26-12, 08:49 AM

Happy Birthday and enjoy your cake

Sailor Steve · 08-26-12, 10:18 AM

How can I wish a Happy Birthday to a guy who doesn't include his date of birth in his stats? How do we know how old you are? How do we know you even exist?

Hottentot · 08-26-12, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

How can I wish a Happy Birthday to a guy who doesn't include his date of birth in his stats? How do we know how old you are? How do we know you even exist?

I both exist and don't exist. The question of my existence is a question and is not a question. Likewise when leaving my house, I don't want to go out, but come in, but to come in I must first go out. If the shower, then yes?

(25 if you must know)

Sailor Steve · 08-26-12, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Hottentot

I both exist and don't exist. The question of my existence is a question and is not a question. Likewise when leaving my house, I don't want to go out, but come in, but to come in I must first go out. If the shower, then yes?

I that case I must give you a gift! (do not open until your unbirthday)

Takeda Shingen · 08-26-12, 11:32 AM

Happy birthday!

Crécy · 08-26-12, 02:40 PM

Hyvvee synttäripiävää!

Raptor1 · 08-26-12, 02:46 PM

Happy Berfday.

08-26-12, 07:56 AM	#1
Hottentot Sea Lord Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: My private socialist utopia of Finland Posts: 1,918 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Thanks everyone. I don't actually celebrate birthday in any way and it's my official "keep the phone shut down and avoid every single relative looking for free coffee and cake" day, but I suppose it's still safe for me to show my nose here where there is no cake. The cake is a lie! __________________ Хотели как лучше, а получилось как всегда.

08-26-12, 08:49 AM	#2
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,265 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Happy Birthday and enjoy your cake __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-26-12, 10:18 AM	#3
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	How can I wish a Happy Birthday to a guy who doesn't include his date of birth in his stats? How do we know how old you are? How do we know you even exist? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

08-26-12, 02:40 PM	#7
Crécy Grey Wolf Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Dark forest Posts: 793 Downloads: 316 Uploads: 0	Hyvvee synttäripiävää! __________________ “Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.” -Henry David Thoreau

08-26-12, 02:46 PM	#8
Raptor1 Navy Seal Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Stavka Posts: 8,211 Downloads: 13 Uploads: 0	Happy Berfday. __________________ Current Eastern Front status: Probable Victory

08-26-12, 11:32 AM	#6
Takeda Shingen Navy Seal Join Date: Mar 2000 Posts: 8,643 Downloads: 19 Uploads: 0	Happy birthday!