The Tipsy Tale: An Oblivion Adventure

Hottentot · 08-01-12, 07:52 AM

[Hic!] Yes! My journalistic observations reveal without a doubt that when it comes to refreshing beverages, there is no equality in our state. I demand a change, and have therefore done my best to ensure that I'm a little more equal than the others.

However, the travellers quickly learned to go around my ambush spot and on the top of all, said they could sniff me from kilometres away after a while. So I'm again back to do some honest work to my friend the Sarge.

And he apparently has some too! That wimp I tried to help with becoming a man has managed to go missing. My guess is he is just doing what a young man should be doing in the long summer nights...

But the Sarge suspects he has instead become a nerd and ended up wasting his time in the Internet fighting with the trolls. So I'm to find him and tell him about girls whose surname is not .JPEG.

My gut feeling says it's here. The decorations really gave this forum away.

Oh. One member found in a pool of her own blood so soon already? Maybe she didn't get past the dreaded "please fill in the numbers you see in the picture" test?

Another poor sod, who fell to the rats and other carrion eaters, so common in any forum after someone first gets beaten in a debate.

These ones seemed to be on each others' friend list. But where is the wimp?

Holy cow, a troll! Ugh, it stinks! Smells like a herring swimming through some waste disposal gate!

But no troll can stand against my famous blunt arguments.

More of them! I never knew these guys had enough social skills to team up even temporarily. Then again, since there are always new ones, apparently they somehow manage to mate once in a lifetime.

Banhammer is still the bane of every troll, and I wield it like a master.

Hmm, a trail of blood. I'm nearing the GT...

Oh noes! I found the wimp! And it looks like he did the oldest mistake in the book: trying to win a troll by attrition and logic.

My sorrow knows no bounds. He had forgotten everything I told him! Only one bottle of booze, and not any good real beer either, but girly wine! And a bloody journal on the top of that to really underline his failure!

What is this about anyway? What?! A diary depicting his adventures with the same sex! That's it! I'm going to puke right now.

However, I'll be keeping this book until I can give it to the Sarge. Maybe it will make him happy. You never know about those military types in their lonely work.

Yes, he is very eager to see it, but doesn't seem too happy. As an old veteran of this game, I already know now it's a good time to bugger off before he tells me to find Maglir again.

08-01-12, 07:52 AM	#26
Hottentot Sea Lord Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: My private socialist utopia of Finland Posts: 1,918 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	[Hic!] Yes! My journalistic observations reveal without a doubt that when it comes to refreshing beverages, there is no equality in our state. I demand a change, and have therefore done my best to ensure that I'm a little more equal than the others. However, the travellers quickly learned to go around my ambush spot and on the top of all, said they could sniff me from kilometres away after a while. So I'm again back to do some honest work to my friend the Sarge. And he apparently has some too! That wimp I tried to help with becoming a man has managed to go missing. My guess is he is just doing what a young man should be doing in the long summer nights... But the Sarge suspects he has instead become a nerd and ended up wasting his time in the Internet fighting with the trolls. So I'm to find him and tell him about girls whose surname is not .JPEG. My gut feeling says it's here. The decorations really gave this forum away. Oh. One member found in a pool of her own blood so soon already? Maybe she didn't get past the dreaded "please fill in the numbers you see in the picture" test? Another poor sod, who fell to the rats and other carrion eaters, so common in any forum after someone first gets beaten in a debate. These ones seemed to be on each others' friend list. But where is the wimp? Holy cow, a troll! Ugh, it stinks! Smells like a herring swimming through some waste disposal gate! But no troll can stand against my famous blunt arguments. More of them! I never knew these guys had enough social skills to team up even temporarily. Then again, since there are always new ones, apparently they somehow manage to mate once in a lifetime. Banhammer is still the bane of every troll, and I wield it like a master. Hmm, a trail of blood. I'm nearing the GT... Oh noes! I found the wimp! And it looks like he did the oldest mistake in the book: trying to win a troll by attrition and logic. My sorrow knows no bounds. He had forgotten everything I told him! Only one bottle of booze, and not any good real beer either, but girly wine! And a bloody journal on the top of that to really underline his failure! What is this about anyway? What?! A diary depicting his adventures with the same sex! That's it! I'm going to puke right now. However, I'll be keeping this book until I can give it to the Sarge. Maybe it will make him happy. You never know about those military types in their lonely work. Yes, he is very eager to see it, but doesn't seem too happy. As an old veteran of this game, I already know now it's a good time to bugger off before he tells me to find Maglir again. __________________ Хотели как лучше, а получилось как всегда.