Sssooo is the UN poised to take our guns????

Those sumbizzatches cut me off all the time when I'm driving! Inconsiderate %&$^s!

Be fair, horses have right of way.
But maybe thats another Amish conspiracy to rig the rules of the road...sneaky suzzamanabitabeaches them Amish be!!!!

Is it time for the link for the friendly anti amish/UN/Canadian maple syrup/blue rinse brigade link of the true patriotic American militia yet?

[Sailor Steve]

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Amish drive-by.

[krashkart]

Originally Posted by Tribesman

Is it time for the link for the friendly anti amish/UN/Canadian maple syrup/blue rinse brigade link of the true patriotic American militia yet?

YES!!!!

Horses do not belong on back roads! Ford Mustang, YES!. Horses? NO NO NO!! Make our roads safe! Slaughter all horses!

Canadian maple syrup is an abomination; as stated to me the other night by the Lord while I was trying to sleep. "All maple syrup comes from New England, and it totally @#&!'in rules, lil' dude", that's what he told me.

The UN should be done away with 'cuz it forces its soldiers to expose themselves with white vehicles and blue helmets. The UN's anti-camouflage policy poses a safety risk to all service members under its command. I cannot abide by this. Proper PPE includes clothing that will help a soldier conceal himself in the terrain. The UN is in direct contradiction with my statement, therefore they are just wrong on all levels.

Blue rinse? Uh... I can't complain. That stuff scrubs the toilets clean. We usually call it 'Toilet Duck'.

[Sailor Steve]

Originally Posted by krashkart

YES!!!!

Horses do not belong on back roads! Ford Mustang, YES!. Horses? NO NO NO!! Make our roads safe! Slaughter all horses!

It's my understanding that one of the early selling points of automobiles was that they don't pollute the way horses do.

[krashkart]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

It's my understanding that one of the early selling points of automobiles was that they don't pollute the way horses do.

Awesome point, Steve.

Yes. In fact, many automobiles these days leave less solid waste behind for our municipal workers to clean up. Future technology will enable us to drive vehicles that will leave behind zero solid waste! That means less time scooping up horse biscuits, and more time for prosperous Americans to drive to the grocery store on clean streets, highways and roads!

[Sailor Steve]

While I appreciate the humor, I still yet again have to point out the forum rules.

Please use language that you would use around your mother. No vulgarities, obscenities, hate speech, or foul language. Do not use *******ing w*rds with aster*cks, that's the same thing as vulgar languge. Express yourself with respect to others.

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/faq...._item_language

[gimpy117]

yep, because every time there's an election the right screams about guns being taken

[nikimcbee]

I'll pull the lawnchair up and get some popcorn when they go to disarm Texas and Wyoming.

[antikristuseke]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

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Amish drive-by.

So, a couple are heading home in their horse drawn cart when the horse manouvers a cartwheel over a rock and there is a bit of a bump, the man calmly says "one". A while later it happens again and the man again calmly says "two". Some more distance passes and it happens a third time, this time the man just pulls out his revolver and shoots the horse. The woman starts nagging his husband for shooting the horse and again the manly just calmly says "one"

This post has been utterly irrelevant to this thread, thank you for your attention, feel free to get on with the rest of your day.

[Oberon]

Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

I figured mentioning Joe Stalin as a minor internet celebrity would give it away that I was being sarcastic...

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[Skybird]

Sssooo is the UN poised to take our guns?

Look, now we have a second circumcision thread!

[eddie]

This is where nonsense like this gets started, then they email these alerts to all the space cadets that will listen,lol

http://www.conservative-daily.com/20...ake-your-guns/

[krashkart]

Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

While I appreciate the humor, I still yet again have to point out the forum rules.

http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/faq...._item_language

Sorry, got a little loose. Post edited.

[Buddahaid]

Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen

Here's the actual pre-conference agenda; the document that all the hubbub is about.

http://www.un.org/disarmament/convar...E_20120307.pdf

Looks to be about stopping illegal arms transfers between states and various less-than-legal entities. Like stopping Iran from funneling guns to various Islamic insurgent groups. You'd think The Right would be doing cartwheels over it. Nope. The call of 'not our guns' is out. Must be an election year or something.

This is on page 11 of the above referenced document.

"6. Recognizing further the sovereign right of States to determine any regulation of internal transfers of arms and national ownership exclusively within their territory, including through national constitutional protections on private ownership,"

See? No effect on personal ownership in USA.

See? No effect on personal ownership in USA.

But but .... but what about the secret UN invasion and the black helicopters and mind rays and the amish buggies?

Krashkart, for the full blue rinse rundown go here....http://www.reocities.com/beaver_militia/camps.html