8 more captains until 75,000

kraznyi_oktjabr · 06-30-12, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by stoppro

I am not good at math but shouldn't it be 48.

I'm also not good in math and I got same result. Either we both are miserable mathematicians or Neal did counting error.

u crank · 06-30-12, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by stoppro

I am not good at math but shouldn't it be 48.

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Originally Posted by kraznyi_oktjabr

I'm also not good in math and I got same result. Either we both are miserable mathematicians or Neal did counting error.

Are you guys questioning the Supreme Leader's math skills? Be afraid. Be very afraid.

kraznyi_oktjabr · 06-30-12, 08:07 AM

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Originally Posted by u crank

Are you guys questioning the Supreme Leader's math skills? Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Rumour is that in Steven's Ranch there is quite good BBQ available for inmates...

u crank · 06-30-12, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by kraznyi_oktjabr

Rumour is that in Steven's Ranch there is quite good BBQ available for inmates...

As a recently paroled inmate I can confirm this rumour.

Yum yum.

Jimbuna · 06-30-12, 02:35 PM

Only 22 to go...I did infract a spammer this morning so that may have slowed things up

u crank · 06-30-12, 02:42 PM

Will there be a prize for number 75000?

vienna · 06-30-12, 03:00 PM

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Will there be a prize for number 75000?

Probably not, but 75,001 will get a consolation prize for just missing:

Maybe we can get #75,000 to buy a round for the other 74,999 captains...

...

kranz · 06-30-12, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

I did infract a spammer this morning

a self-infraction, you say?

Onkel Neal · 06-30-12, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by kraznyi_oktjabr

I'm also not good in math and I got same result. Either we both are miserable mathematicians or Neal did counting error.

Haha, that's the same math I use when I owe people money, Sorry, it should be 48.

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BossMark · 07-01-12, 01:33 AM

Now its just 10 to go

Jimbuna · 07-01-12, 06:29 AM

Congratulations to our 75,000th member Sandalus

krashkart · 07-01-12, 06:21 PM

MAKE SURE YOU SIGN UP FOR SUBSIM.COM AND NOT FOR SOME GLOBALIZED EQUIVALENT!!!

I signed up to SUBSIM through subsim.nk back in 2010 and was promised a free semi-submersible Johnboat with enough shoulder launched, gunpowder-filled incendiary model rockets (GFSLM-I Type 0-Dong) aboard to level at least one-sixteenth of an acre of crab grass (and/or foxtails). I paid an additional fee of 50 kilograms of Uncle Ben's instant rice; and 100 liters of No. 6 fuel oil, for a coupon that would allow me to install a twin water-jet propulsion system at the local marina at a discount of 5%. This was a special offer promised by the site's promotional campaign, as authorized by Dear Onkel Kim Jong Nil himself. I have met all conditions necessary to acquire my new 'fishing' boat and its associated man portable armaments--yet after two years I still have not received my garsh-danged pond hoopty.

I have called customer service repeatedly during the past few months, and I keep getting the same run around:

"Please accept our apologies for the latency in fulfilling your order. Our production lines have been working at full strength to provide you with satisfaction-guaranteed ambivalence. Please keep in mind that other products are also manufactured by our industries so that we may one day reunite Korea under the glorious leadership of Onkel Nil. Furthermore, one must exercise patience at all times in the face of imperialist petulance. Patience is a Virtue Of The People! Shame on you!"

Then they hang up on me!!

This is absolutely appalling. I have a family reunion coming up this month, and I promised everyone that I would take some of them out on the boat to show them how we "blowed up the Taliban with Tonyhawk missiles back in ought-one!!". I'm in a bit of a pinch. Can you hurry up and send me that Johnboat? Or at least a few packs of bottle rockets and an inflatable raft?

u crank · 07-01-12, 06:59 PM

You my friend need a good lawyer. I'm not one myself but if you send me money I will put you in touch with one. All major credit cards are accepted. Don't delay this offer expires in five minutes.

Harald_Lange · 07-02-12, 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Congratulations to our 75,000th member Sandalus

Its like an unclaimed lottery ticket. I wonder if he realises or is simply one of the spam accounts...

Jimbuna · 07-02-12, 06:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Harald_Lange

Its like an unclaimed lottery ticket. I wonder if he realises or is simply one of the spam accounts...

Going by the tools we have he doesn't look like a spammer...very few get through because they seldom get through the vetting procedure.

06-30-12, 02:35 PM	#5
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,712 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Only 22 to go...I did infract a spammer this morning so that may have slowed things up __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

06-30-12, 02:42 PM	#6
u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,747 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	Will there be a prize for number 75000? __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke

07-01-12, 01:33 AM	#10
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Now its just 10 to go __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

07-01-12, 06:29 AM	#11
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,712 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Congratulations to our 75,000th member Sandalus __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

07-01-12, 06:21 PM	#12
krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	MAKE SURE YOU SIGN UP FOR SUBSIM.COM AND NOT FOR SOME GLOBALIZED EQUIVALENT!!! I signed up to SUBSIM through subsim.nk back in 2010 and was promised a free semi-submersible Johnboat with enough shoulder launched, gunpowder-filled incendiary model rockets (GFSLM-I Type 0-Dong) aboard to level at least one-sixteenth of an acre of crab grass (and/or foxtails). I paid an additional fee of 50 kilograms of Uncle Ben's instant rice; and 100 liters of No. 6 fuel oil, for a coupon that would allow me to install a twin water-jet propulsion system at the local marina at a discount of 5%. This was a special offer promised by the site's promotional campaign, as authorized by Dear Onkel Kim Jong Nil himself. I have met all conditions necessary to acquire my new 'fishing' boat and its associated man portable armaments--yet after two years I still have not received my garsh-danged pond hoopty. I have called customer service repeatedly during the past few months, and I keep getting the same run around: "Please accept our apologies for the latency in fulfilling your order. Our production lines have been working at full strength to provide you with satisfaction-guaranteed ambivalence. Please keep in mind that other products are also manufactured by our industries so that we may one day reunite Korea under the glorious leadership of Onkel Nil. Furthermore, one must exercise patience at all times in the face of imperialist petulance. Patience is a Virtue Of The People! Shame on you!" Then they hang up on me!! This is absolutely appalling. I have a family reunion coming up this month, and I promised everyone that I would take some of them out on the boat to show them how we "blowed up the Taliban with Tonyhawk missiles back in ought-one!!". I'm in a bit of a pinch. Can you hurry up and send me that Johnboat? Or at least a few packs of bottle rockets and an inflatable raft? __________________ sent from my fingertips using a cheap keyboard Last edited by krashkart; 07-01-12 at 06:38 PM.

07-01-12, 06:59 PM	#13
u crank Old enough to know better Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Prince Edward Island Posts: 11,747 Downloads: 136 Uploads: 0	You my friend need a good lawyer. I'm not one myself but if you send me money I will put you in touch with one. All major credit cards are accepted. Don't delay this offer expires in five minutes. __________________ “Two possibilities exist: either we are alone in the Universe or we are not. Both are equally terrifying.” ― Arthur C. Clarke