Drinking may enhance problem solving skills.

BossMark · 04-12-12, 11:20 AM

I once drank to forget, but then I forgot what I was drinking for.

MH · 04-12-12, 11:30 AM

Creative kit.

STEED · 04-12-12, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BossMark

I once drank to forget, but then I forgot what I was drinking for.

That nightmare you had...You know the one.

What you forgot.

That one where you were kissing John Major.

Thanks for telling me jim.

vienna · 04-12-12, 12:52 PM

There was an episode of the original WKRP in which DJ Dr. Johnny Fever was taking part in a holiday anti-DUI campaign. He was required to take a shot of liquor at every station break in order to demonstrate the slowing effect on human reflexes. An Ohio State Trooper was on hand to watch and record the effects as Johnny would take a drink and then test his reflexes by pressing a button on a device after a light flashed (as I recall). Johnny, who was a long time example of "improving life through chemistry" actually got faster with each shot and the trooper, frustrated by the impossibity of the results, began to take shots and try to prove his take on the effects of alcohol. By the end of the show the trooper was beyond wasted and Johnny still showed no effests at all...

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BossMark · 04-12-12, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by STEED

That nightmare you had...You know the one.

What you forgot.

That one where you were kissing John Major.

Thanks for telling me jim.

Arrrrrrgh no my worst nightmare possible

well apart from waking up next to Thatcher

Skybird · 04-12-12, 01:22 PM

The dose makes the poison. Or the timing. Or both.

TarJak · 04-12-12, 03:32 PM

I drink, therefore I am.

vienna · 04-12-12, 03:35 PM

I'm not as think as you drunk...

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Diopos · 04-12-12, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by vienna

I'm not as think as you drunk...

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Of course not. You are thinker I drink.

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04-12-12, 11:20 AM	#1
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	I once drank to forget, but then I forgot what I was drinking for. __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

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vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,712 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	There was an episode of the original WKRP in which DJ Dr. Johnny Fever was taking part in a holiday anti-DUI campaign. He was required to take a shot of liquor at every station break in order to demonstrate the slowing effect on human reflexes. An Ohio State Trooper was on hand to watch and record the effects as Johnny would take a drink and then test his reflexes by pressing a button on a device after a light flashed (as I recall). Johnny, who was a long time example of "improving life through chemistry" actually got faster with each shot and the trooper, frustrated by the impossibity of the results, began to take shots and try to prove his take on the effects of alcohol. By the end of the show the trooper was beyond wasted and Johnny still showed no effests at all... ... __________________ __________________________________________________ __

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Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,636 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	The dose makes the poison. Or the timing. Or both. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

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vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,712 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	I'm not as think as you drunk... ... __________________ __________________________________________________ __

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MH Ocean Warrior Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 3,184 Downloads: 248 Uploads: 0	Creative kit.

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TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	I drink, therefore I am.