Devolution: A Fallout AAR

Hottentot · 03-22-12, 02:41 AM

DONT walk down many many shiny sky ball go ups and shiny sky ball go downs and then find new cart home. DONT think go look what in all cart.

No, think no want look now! Black-blue man here!! Me go away and hope he no ask where stuff me burrow in wall home.

Me try ask if anybody see pretty girl but all only speak much no make sense stuff.

"MARK-ET"? Me no know what "et" be, but me ask if can there mark where pretty girl.

Me ask info here.

Halo?

Anybody?

Bah! They no understand! Me ask here!

NO CAN SLEEP STOOPID METAL MAN! IS HIDE AND SEEK GAME!!

Oooooo! This box home me like!!

CAT-SLING-GUN! CAT-SLING-GUN!! CAT-SLING-GUN!!!

Gun-mommy no say lot but point door. Me go out and all way where gun-mommy point. Maybe is cat-sling-gun here?

Halo! DONT want CAT-SLING-GUN!

OOOO!!! RAW-CAT-LAUNDER!!! WANT!!! WANT!!!

DONT give nice bottle hat! Is nicest bottle hat ever! DONT clean self!!

No?

DONT give many bottle hat!!

No?

DONT GIVE ALL STUFF DONT HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

No. No give raw-cat-launder. But give many manly new cloth. DONT like. Is like Gee-Eye-Joe from picture paper!

Also get new friend. Call friend "Super Hammy". Shop man say Super Hammy make head go boom!

OK, DONT am go back see where pretty girl. Maybe is hide in down stair? DONT am always hide down stair in metal home. Near metal home vroom-vroom machine that make DONT pee glow in dark after play.

Hottentot · 03-23-12, 06:51 AM

Ooo, is dark here. DONT wonder if pee still glow?

In end place is many new people. DONT am think they too play hide and seek. Me find! Me win!

They no happy when me find them.

DONT AM NO LIKE BAD LOSER! DONT PUNCH!!

Super Hammy make head go boom! Yay! But now all stuff all red! No like!

When me take stuff, new man come to room and tell me win game. Me think new man speak funny.

But funny speak man say no can play again! Funny speak man demoncrat too! Demomcrat always say all must can win and is no good when DONT am always bestest! DONT NO LIKE THAT!!!!

Funny speak man have good stuff too. DONT burrow because is demoncrat and no say no when DONT ask if can take.

Then me am see if pretty girl in small box home?

Yow! Is no pretty girl! Is ra-ta-ta-ta man!

DONT like cart home. Cart home have many man with nice stuff.

In small box home in box home me find man. Me try tickle and see if is pretty girl in disguste.

He happy me here and run away bye before me ask if he pretty girl or no.

Ooo, somebody sing! DONT also like sing! DONT want!!

But he talk funny. Me no know what is moon so just say sumfink and go away bye.

Halo? Knock-Knock?

SMALL MONSTER MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DONT AM RUN AWAY BYE SO MONSTER MAN NO CAN EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What this place? Is pretty color picture. Me go see.

Hottentot · 03-26-12, 12:03 AM

Umg! Me think Croissant Kings Three Finger Minus One Finger am too good. Me forget do other stuff. Hottentot sory. Hottentot promise oop-date story more often. No punch, OK?

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This big box home with man who lick floor. DONT try ask if they eat communist pies too but they no tell.

Mad man no happy when me talk to floor lick man.

White man more happy. Is OK. Mommy always say white man better than color man anyway.

Mommy? How you come here? DONT am good boy! DONT swear!!

Nonono no swear like bad word but swear like good word...

Hey, is no mommy! DONT am see when get close and try punch! Mommy smell better!!

After stinky-mommy go tomato sauce, DONT go see what is here. Door no open when DONT try and always is sumfink nice when door no open.

YES!!! CANDY PLACE!!!! HUZAA!!!

All candy good! Is only too little it. DONT go ask small man if small man have more, but small man say must talk to boss man. So then DONT am try, but boss man tell no candy.

Then find place with many picture paper. DONT am ask girl if is also Gee-Eye-Joe picture paper.

Dumb head girl! No under stand! Must read too much! Mommy always say egg head people all communist liberals who dumb inside and have no right idea in head.

DONT am no like cart home no more. DONT am go away.

DONT go walk other place.

OK. Me walk very many step. No count. Then me see big round green thingy on map. Me think is nice place like cart home, because cart home also big round green thingy on map. But here me find only two metal man and metal box home.

Wait? What metal man have?

CATSLINGGUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HALO!!!

DONT WANT!!!!!!!!!

METAL MAN MEAN MEANIE HEAD!!! WHY DEMONCRAT NEVER GIVE BUT ALWAYS TAKE DONT STUFF??!!

Hottentot · 03-26-12, 12:11 AM

Me am think other metal man nice. New metal man now DONT bestest friend! DONT ask come to birthday party too! There DONT and new metal man eat ice cream and have puppy and mean meanie head metal man can no come! Nyah nyah!!

Hahaha, yes, DONT am think is funny too!

Why we laugh again?

Then new metal man point finger. Maybe want me see what there? Me am look, but only see dessert. Me know what dessert look. Me am see many dessert in adventure.

Ooo candy!!! New metal man bestest metal man ever!!!

Yes, DONT am know how eat candy!!

Hey, why new metal man give candy and then no can eat?

Oh, DONT get it! Must ean in sect-grid place so mean meanie head demoncrat metal man no come and steal! OK! DONT am go there!

Where DONT go again? Metal man point, but DONT no remember. Was up or down? DONT am think go up.

Whew. DONT am go up many many time until find sect-grid place. Think map no good! When DONT look sect-grid place, also find green box someone lose. DONT no know what it do, but maybe can press button?

IN BOX LIVE SMALL MAN WHO START SPEAK WHEN DONT AM PRESS BUTTON!!! IS EVIL SPIRIT!!! HELP!!!

AWAY!! DONT AM THROW TALKY BOX AWAY!! BAD TALKY BOX!!

Whuh? From long me see many monster man go walk away bye. Maybe they go on break?

One monster man still here. DONT say halo!

This monster man no nice. No say halo but try punch. After DONT punch back and monster man go tomato sauce, DONT go open sect-grid home door. Yay! Now candy!!

Ooo! Is very nice sect-grid place DONT am think!! Want see what here more!

Here many monster man! And all want PUNCH me! Me am no happy! Monster man no more friend like!! Me go war on monster man like great raw-bubble-can man Plant!! You with me or agl...agapl...NO WITH ME?!

CATSLINGGUN!!! MONSTER MAN HAVE CATSLINGGUN!!!!! IS LIKE ALL DONT WANT AM ALL HERE!!!

Yeah! If it go ouch, me can...uh...make it more ouch!

Here magic room! Is like all magic room DONT am ever see! Time go vroom vroom!

In new place many monster man! And one monster man have raw-cat-launder!! Hooray!!

Heehee, raw-cat-launder make monster man go splat!

Hottentot · 03-27-12, 06:14 AM

One monster man no try punch me. Me think want talk. OK, me talk! MONSTER MAN!! YOU STOOPID!!

No fair! All know no can say bad word of mommy! You take back!

Yeah, DONT think too!

Problem no more. Now go make more monster man go splat!

Me find monster man who tell me can no go in small metal home. Me ask very nice why no can go...

...And monster man no can tell. So me go anyway.

Ooo, candy room!! Me know!! Candy always after door that no can use!!

To new adventure again!

Hmm. In new place is again many monster man who no see yet. Me think if want talk?

Maybe is better no take risk. Last time me want talk, monster man punch! And me know: make me stoopid one time, you is stoopid but make me stoopid two time...uh...ME NO STOOPID ANYWAY!!!

NO!!! NO WANT TALK!!! WANT MAKE MONSTER MAN GO SPLAT!!!

Me no know why but some time when me walk in place, all stop and me must talk even when no want. Maybe is God?!

After me make monster man go splat, no so pretty girl come tell me me am bad bad DONT. Me think no pretty girl is monster man friend and make go splat too. Never know who hidey hidey monster man these day, no want take no risk.

Aha! New magic room! All monster man try make me no get here but me get! Huzaa! Must mean is candy in magic room!

No candy but more monster man who go splat. They no have candy either. Me try look in splatties but is no thing there.

Maybe is good thing too? Me see when me eat no so much candy, me is more athletic. Mommy always say no must eat so much candy if want be sporty like.

Eww, big monster man!

SPLAT!!

Splat? Me say SPLAT!! Why monster man no go splat?! Why he just look no happy like now?!

DONT am punch monster man with super hammy many many time before he go splat like other monster man. DONT am think is some thing wrong with super hammy. Want to sue shop man who sell but then think must have law man help DONT. DONT no like law man. Mommy say all law man are air ball heads.

And is no time anyway. DONT have Thing Number 2 and no see toilet here. Maybe go ask?

Hottentot · 03-27-12, 11:58 PM

Halo! Toilet please! Quick please!

Why man go splat?! DONT am good boy! Say "Thing Number 2" like mommy say must say! No make me stakes.

Huh? Well, maybe ask somebody else then?

Hal...

Me just want...

Dumb!! All man go boom splat boom and no tell where toilet. Well, is still talky box here. DONT am ask talky box where toilet be then.

Whuh? No! TOILET! What this mean?! WHAT DONT DO?!

DONT AM PRESS ALL BUTTON!!!

No use!! No toilet in sect-grid place!! Must go other place!! Must run!! No no no can't wait no more no!! DONT must...

Whew! DONT am feel much more good like! Now DONT am know why mommy always say must go toilet. Sect-grid place go all boom and now all place there shiny green. DONT sorry.

DONT am also think no know where puppy no more? Think last see when raw-cat-launder go boom and many monster man go splat. But no sure.

Anyway, DONT am no happy because metal man tell DONT go to bad place with all bad monster man and no toilet. So first go back to tell metal man what think.

Then no know where go. Maybe go up like?

Hottentot · 03-29-12, 03:04 AM

Whew. Why dessert so big? And hot! Me no find drink no where! What stoopid dessert no have cola machine anyway?! Is poor third world dessert?!

Anyway, me find this place where poor people live in cloth home. Think me go ask if can get cola here.

No?

Halo! Cola!

Huh?

Why me feel this always happen to me where ever me go?

Well, there still one girl in cage home. Me go ask cola there then.

PRETTY GIRL! HALO PRETTY GIRL!!

Home? Yes! We go home! DONT am now find pretty girl! Game over! DONT win! Wubba-wubba!!

Yay! Wall home much more nice than cloth home anyway. Pretty girl too happy we here.

Any thing?

Whuh?

Hey?! Where pretty girl go?! DONT win hide and seek game! Now is wubba wubba?

No?! WHY NO?! PRETTY GIRL LIE!! LAUNDRY CLOTH MAN LIE!! ALL WALL HOME LIE!! DONT AM NO LIKE!! DONT RAGE!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

ALL STOOPID DEMONCRATS IN WALL HOME NO EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER AGAIN MEAN TO DONT!!!!!!

DIE STOOPID DEMONCRAT MEANIE HEAD!!!!

BLACK BLUE MAN EXTRA MEAN TO DONT!!!! GET EXTRA MANY MANY METAL CANDY FROM CATSLINGGUN!!!!

OK! All demoncrat in wall home now tomato sauce! DONT go away bye! DONT go away bye and never come back hello!!

Oh, wait...

DONT am remember is still good rawbubblecans in wall home. Demoncrat no opress DONT moo moo friend no more! Moo moo free! Down with tyranny DONT say!!

Now DONT am go away bye. No want ever ever again see wall home. DONT am walk down. So long down so never can see wall home no more.

03-22-12, 02:41 AM	#1
Hottentot Sea Lord Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: My private socialist utopia of Finland Posts: 1,918 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	DONT walk down many many shiny sky ball go ups and shiny sky ball go downs and then find new cart home. DONT think go look what in all cart. No, think no want look now! Black-blue man here!! Me go away and hope he no ask where stuff me burrow in wall home. Me try ask if anybody see pretty girl but all only speak much no make sense stuff. "MARK-ET"? Me no know what "et" be, but me ask if can there mark where pretty girl. Me ask info here. Halo? Anybody? Bah! They no understand! Me ask here! NO CAN SLEEP STOOPID METAL MAN! IS HIDE AND SEEK GAME!! Oooooo! This box home me like!! CAT-SLING-GUN! CAT-SLING-GUN!! CAT-SLING-GUN!!! Gun-mommy no say lot but point door. Me go out and all way where gun-mommy point. Maybe is cat-sling-gun here? Halo! DONT want CAT-SLING-GUN! OOOO!!! RAW-CAT-LAUNDER!!! WANT!!! WANT!!! DONT give nice bottle hat! Is nicest bottle hat ever! DONT clean self!! No? DONT give many bottle hat!! No? DONT GIVE ALL STUFF DONT HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!! No. No give raw-cat-launder. But give many manly new cloth. DONT like. Is like Gee-Eye-Joe from picture paper! Also get new friend. Call friend "Super Hammy". Shop man say Super Hammy make head go boom! OK, DONT am go back see where pretty girl. Maybe is hide in down stair? DONT am always hide down stair in metal home. Near metal home vroom-vroom machine that make DONT pee glow in dark after play. __________________ Хотели как лучше, а получилось как всегда.

03-23-12, 06:51 AM	#2
Hottentot Sea Lord Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: My private socialist utopia of Finland Posts: 1,918 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Ooo, is dark here. DONT wonder if pee still glow? In end place is many new people. DONT am think they too play hide and seek. Me find! Me win! They no happy when me find them. DONT AM NO LIKE BAD LOSER! DONT PUNCH!! Super Hammy make head go boom! Yay! But now all stuff all red! No like! When me take stuff, new man come to room and tell me win game. Me think new man speak funny. But funny speak man say no can play again! Funny speak man demoncrat too! Demomcrat always say all must can win and is no good when DONT am always bestest! DONT NO LIKE THAT!!!! Funny speak man have good stuff too. DONT burrow because is demoncrat and no say no when DONT ask if can take. Then me am see if pretty girl in small box home? Yow! Is no pretty girl! Is ra-ta-ta-ta man! DONT like cart home. Cart home have many man with nice stuff. In small box home in box home me find man. Me try tickle and see if is pretty girl in disguste. He happy me here and run away bye before me ask if he pretty girl or no. Ooo, somebody sing! DONT also like sing! DONT want!! But he talk funny. Me no know what is moon so just say sumfink and go away bye. Halo? Knock-Knock? SMALL MONSTER MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT AM RUN AWAY BYE SO MONSTER MAN NO CAN EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What this place? Is pretty color picture. Me go see. __________________ Хотели как лучше, а получилось как всегда.

03-26-12, 12:03 AM	#3
Hottentot Sea Lord Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: My private socialist utopia of Finland Posts: 1,918 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Umg! Me think Croissant Kings Three Finger Minus One Finger am too good. Me forget do other stuff. Hottentot sory. Hottentot promise oop-date story more often. No punch, OK? - - - - - - - - - This big box home with man who lick floor. DONT try ask if they eat communist pies too but they no tell. Mad man no happy when me talk to floor lick man. White man more happy. Is OK. Mommy always say white man better than color man anyway. Mommy? How you come here? DONT am good boy! DONT swear!! Nonono no swear like bad word but swear like good word... Hey, is no mommy! DONT am see when get close and try punch! Mommy smell better!! After stinky-mommy go tomato sauce, DONT go see what is here. Door no open when DONT try and always is sumfink nice when door no open. YES!!! CANDY PLACE!!!! HUZAA!!! All candy good! Is only too little it. DONT go ask small man if small man have more, but small man say must talk to boss man. So then DONT am try, but boss man tell no candy. Then find place with many picture paper. DONT am ask girl if is also Gee-Eye-Joe picture paper. Dumb head girl! No under stand! Must read too much! Mommy always say egg head people all communist liberals who dumb inside and have no right idea in head. DONT am no like cart home no more. DONT am go away. DONT go walk other place. OK. Me walk very many step. No count. Then me see big round green thingy on map. Me think is nice place like cart home, because cart home also big round green thingy on map. But here me find only two metal man and metal box home. Wait? What metal man have? CATSLINGGUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HALO!!! DONT WANT!!!!!!!!! METAL MAN MEAN MEANIE HEAD!!! WHY DEMONCRAT NEVER GIVE BUT ALWAYS TAKE DONT STUFF??!! __________________ Хотели как лучше, а получилось как всегда.

03-26-12, 12:11 AM	#4
Hottentot Sea Lord Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: My private socialist utopia of Finland Posts: 1,918 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Me am think other metal man nice. New metal man now DONT bestest friend! DONT ask come to birthday party too! There DONT and new metal man eat ice cream and have puppy and mean meanie head metal man can no come! Nyah nyah!! Hahaha, yes, DONT am think is funny too! Why we laugh again? Then new metal man point finger. Maybe want me see what there? Me am look, but only see dessert. Me know what dessert look. Me am see many dessert in adventure. Ooo candy!!! New metal man bestest metal man ever!!! Yes, DONT am know how eat candy!! Hey, why new metal man give candy and then no can eat? Oh, DONT get it! Must ean in sect-grid place so mean meanie head demoncrat metal man no come and steal! OK! DONT am go there! Where DONT go again? Metal man point, but DONT no remember. Was up or down? DONT am think go up. Whew. DONT am go up many many time until find sect-grid place. Think map no good! When DONT look sect-grid place, also find green box someone lose. DONT no know what it do, but maybe can press button? IN BOX LIVE SMALL MAN WHO START SPEAK WHEN DONT AM PRESS BUTTON!!! IS EVIL SPIRIT!!! HELP!!! AWAY!! DONT AM THROW TALKY BOX AWAY!! BAD TALKY BOX!! Whuh? From long me see many monster man go walk away bye. Maybe they go on break? One monster man still here. DONT say halo! This monster man no nice. No say halo but try punch. After DONT punch back and monster man go tomato sauce, DONT go open sect-grid home door. Yay! Now candy!! Ooo! Is very nice sect-grid place DONT am think!! Want see what here more! Here many monster man! And all want PUNCH me! Me am no happy! Monster man no more friend like!! Me go war on monster man like great raw-bubble-can man Plant!! You with me or agl...agapl...NO WITH ME?! CATSLINGGUN!!! MONSTER MAN HAVE CATSLINGGUN!!!!! IS LIKE ALL DONT WANT AM ALL HERE!!! Yeah! If it go ouch, me can...uh...make it more ouch! Here magic room! Is like all magic room DONT am ever see! Time go vroom vroom! In new place many monster man! And one monster man have raw-cat-launder!! Hooray!! Heehee, raw-cat-launder make monster man go splat! __________________ Хотели как лучше, а получилось как всегда.

03-27-12, 06:14 AM	#5
Hottentot Sea Lord Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: My private socialist utopia of Finland Posts: 1,918 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	One monster man no try punch me. Me think want talk. OK, me talk! MONSTER MAN!! YOU STOOPID!! No fair! All know no can say bad word of mommy! You take back! Yeah, DONT think too! Problem no more. Now go make more monster man go splat! Me find monster man who tell me can no go in small metal home. Me ask very nice why no can go... ...And monster man no can tell. So me go anyway. Ooo, candy room!! Me know!! Candy always after door that no can use!! To new adventure again! Hmm. In new place is again many monster man who no see yet. Me think if want talk? Maybe is better no take risk. Last time me want talk, monster man punch! And me know: make me stoopid one time, you is stoopid but make me stoopid two time...uh...ME NO STOOPID ANYWAY!!! NO!!! NO WANT TALK!!! WANT MAKE MONSTER MAN GO SPLAT!!! Me no know why but some time when me walk in place, all stop and me must talk even when no want. Maybe is God?! After me make monster man go splat, no so pretty girl come tell me me am bad bad DONT. Me think no pretty girl is monster man friend and make go splat too. Never know who hidey hidey monster man these day, no want take no risk. Aha! New magic room! All monster man try make me no get here but me get! Huzaa! Must mean is candy in magic room! No candy but more monster man who go splat. They no have candy either. Me try look in splatties but is no thing there. Maybe is good thing too? Me see when me eat no so much candy, me is more athletic. Mommy always say no must eat so much candy if want be sporty like. Eww, big monster man! SPLAT!! Splat? Me say SPLAT!! Why monster man no go splat?! Why he just look no happy like now?! DONT am punch monster man with super hammy many many time before he go splat like other monster man. DONT am think is some thing wrong with super hammy. Want to sue shop man who sell but then think must have law man help DONT. DONT no like law man. Mommy say all law man are air ball heads. And is no time anyway. DONT have Thing Number 2 and no see toilet here. Maybe go ask? __________________ Хотели как лучше, а получилось как всегда.

03-27-12, 11:58 PM	#6
Hottentot Sea Lord Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: My private socialist utopia of Finland Posts: 1,918 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Halo! Toilet please! Quick please! Why man go splat?! DONT am good boy! Say "Thing Number 2" like mommy say must say! No make me stakes. Huh? Well, maybe ask somebody else then? Hal... Me just want... Dumb!! All man go boom splat boom and no tell where toilet. Well, is still talky box here. DONT am ask talky box where toilet be then. Whuh? No! TOILET! What this mean?! WHAT DONT DO?! DONT AM PRESS ALL BUTTON!!! No use!! No toilet in sect-grid place!! Must go other place!! Must run!! No no no can't wait no more no!! DONT must... Whew! DONT am feel much more good like! Now DONT am know why mommy always say must go toilet. Sect-grid place go all boom and now all place there shiny green. DONT sorry. DONT am also think no know where puppy no more? Think last see when raw-cat-launder go boom and many monster man go splat. But no sure. Anyway, DONT am no happy because metal man tell DONT go to bad place with all bad monster man and no toilet. So first go back to tell metal man what think. Then no know where go. Maybe go up like? __________________ Хотели как лучше, а получилось как всегда.

03-29-12, 03:04 AM	#7
Hottentot Sea Lord Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: My private socialist utopia of Finland Posts: 1,918 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Whew. Why dessert so big? And hot! Me no find drink no where! What stoopid dessert no have cola machine anyway?! Is poor third world dessert?! Anyway, me find this place where poor people live in cloth home. Think me go ask if can get cola here. No? Halo! Cola! Huh? Why me feel this always happen to me where ever me go? Well, there still one girl in cage home. Me go ask cola there then. PRETTY GIRL! HALO PRETTY GIRL!! Home? Yes! We go home! DONT am now find pretty girl! Game over! DONT win! Wubba-wubba!! Yay! Wall home much more nice than cloth home anyway. Pretty girl too happy we here. Any thing? Whuh? Hey?! Where pretty girl go?! DONT win hide and seek game! Now is wubba wubba? No?! WHY NO?! PRETTY GIRL LIE!! LAUNDRY CLOTH MAN LIE!! ALL WALL HOME LIE!! DONT AM NO LIKE!! DONT RAGE!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! ALL STOOPID DEMONCRATS IN WALL HOME NO EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER AGAIN MEAN TO DONT!!!!!! DIE STOOPID DEMONCRAT MEANIE HEAD!!!! BLACK BLUE MAN EXTRA MEAN TO DONT!!!! GET EXTRA MANY MANY METAL CANDY FROM CATSLINGGUN!!!! OK! All demoncrat in wall home now tomato sauce! DONT go away bye! DONT go away bye and never come back hello!! Oh, wait... DONT am remember is still good rawbubblecans in wall home. Demoncrat no opress DONT moo moo friend no more! Moo moo free! Down with tyranny DONT say!! Now DONT am go away bye. No want ever ever again see wall home. DONT am walk down. So long down so never can see wall home no more. __________________ Хотели как лучше, а получилось как всегда.