Humorous SHIII picture thread - Page 171

andypandy1996 · 01-04-12, 08:19 PM

Bernard decides to join the United States Navy.

Herr Kaleun! Bernard has fallen overboard! Shall we rescue him?

Uhhh yea rescue... Hard to port, ahead flank. Someone will rescue him 1WO, and someone will have the misfortune of him.

aj906 · 01-25-12, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by andypandy1996

Bernard decides to join the United States Navy.

Wrong ship type but it reminds me of the Flower class corvettes. The Americans always joked crews on the early versions deserved submarine pay because they spent so much time under water in rough seas.

mylosko · 02-08-12, 10:48 AM

Very good.

Hinrich Schwab · 02-23-12, 03:01 AM

And you wonder why you have to manually move me to the bridge from the Crew Management menu.

Jimbuna · 02-23-12, 06:25 AM

LOL

Missing Name · 02-23-12, 10:24 PM

Among the WO job requirements:
- Must not mind getting somewhat damp.
These kind of understatements only make it more frustrating when they tell me that my brand new orange jacket can't be worn on the bridge. It's the most waterproof thing I have!

jimmyjam25 · 02-27-12, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

One of these

Or one of these perhaps

I wanna see whales and dolphins!

Jimbuna · 02-27-12, 06:18 AM

You'll find dolphins all year round in Cadiz harbour for example:

For the humpback whale...look up it's migration routes on Google and you'll know where to find them

Sepp von Ch. · 02-27-12, 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimbuna

For the humpback whale...look up it's migration routes on Google and you'll know where to find them

jimmyjam25 · 02-27-12, 06:57 PM

For the humpback whale...look up it's migration routes on Google and you'll know where to find them

[/QUOTE]

Haha thats gold!

Frenchy849 · 02-29-12, 02:57 PM

I wonder since when there are dolphins in Brest

No,really,I hear some after my sabotage checks.

Jimbuna · 02-29-12, 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Frenchy849

I wonder since when there are dolphins in Brest

No,really,I hear some after my sabotage checks.

Your probanly hearing the ambient underwater sound noises.

Listen real carefully and if your lucky you may hear a shrimp fart

Frenchy849 · 03-01-12, 03:43 PM

*Hears a fart in sonar*
Sailor:Frennsen! You just gassed the boat!
Crew:*laughter*
*facegear*

u35_captain · 03-20-12, 10:18 PM

Can I call this a Bernard moment?

Either way, something interesting happened just before I showed up in port. :P

u35_captain · 03-20-12, 10:19 PM

I love the look on his face, as he shows off his new 'bling'.

02-23-12, 06:25 AM	#2555
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	LOL __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-23-12, 10:24 PM	#2556
Missing Name Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Westun New Yahk Posts: 748 Downloads: 131 Uploads: 0	Among the WO job requirements: - Must not mind getting somewhat damp. These kind of understatements only make it more frustrating when they tell me that my brand new orange jacket can't be worn on the bridge. It's the most waterproof thing I have! __________________ Largest target sunk with deck gun: Japanese auxiliary cruiser, 15000 tons Largest engaged: HMS Nelson. Results inconclusive. Read Brag's stuff

02-27-12, 06:18 AM	#2558
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,500 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	You'll find dolphins all year round in Cadiz harbour for example: For the humpback whale...look up it's migration routes on Google and you'll know where to find them __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

02-29-12, 02:57 PM	#2561
Frenchy849 A-ganger Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Lorient,France(no,really) Posts: 79 Downloads: 115 Uploads: 0	I wonder since when there are dolphins in Brest No,really,I hear some after my sabotage checks. __________________ Rohr Eins,Los!

03-01-12, 03:43 PM	#2563
Frenchy849 A-ganger Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: Lorient,France(no,really) Posts: 79 Downloads: 115 Uploads: 0	Hears a fart in sonar Sailor:Frennsen! You just gassed the boat! Crew:laughter facegear __________________ Rohr Eins,Los!

01-04-12, 08:19 PM	#2551
andypandy1996 Swabbie Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: In a Yellow Submarine Posts: 13 Downloads: 95 Uploads: 0	Bernard decides to join the United States Navy. Herr Kaleun! Bernard has fallen overboard! Shall we rescue him? Uhhh yea rescue... Hard to port, ahead flank. Someone will rescue him 1WO, and someone will have the misfortune of him.

02-08-12, 10:48 AM	#2553
mylosko Nub Join Date: May 2011 Location: Donegal Ireland Posts: 2 Downloads: 20 Uploads: 0	Very good.

02-23-12, 03:01 AM	#2554
Hinrich Schwab Grey Wolf Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 908 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 0	And *you* wonder why you have to manually move me to the bridge from the Crew Management menu.

02-27-12, 06:57 PM	#2560
jimmyjam25 Soundman Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 146 Downloads: 39 Uploads: 0	For the humpback whale...look up it's migration routes on Google and you'll know where to find them [/QUOTE] Haha thats gold!

03-20-12, 10:18 PM	#2564
u35_captain Mate Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 54 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	Can I call this a Bernard moment? Either way, something interesting happened just before I showed up in port. :P

03-20-12, 10:19 PM	#2565
u35_captain Mate Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 54 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	I love the look on his face, as he shows off his new 'bling'.