UK Police to shape up - Page 3

STEED · 03-19-12, 11:02 AM

OK FAT COPS...

Shape up for the lady's.

BossMark · 03-19-12, 11:36 AM

Saw two fatty coppers earlier today when coming out of the bookies the two rather large officers went next door into the Subway sarnie shop

STEED · 03-19-12, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by BossMark

Saw two fatty coppers earlier today when coming out of the bookies the two rather large officers went next door into the Subway sarnie shop

SUBWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's asking for a heart attack!

Herr-Berbunch · 03-19-12, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by STEED

SUBWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's asking for a heart attack!

But a foot long BMT with extra chillies and mayo is to die for...!

Dan D · 03-20-12, 12:27 PM

I play football with and against cops once a week, for two reasons:

First, bush telegraph: when my cops have to leave early, that is, they don’t drink a beer after the match, this tells me, that they have to do police raids the other morning. House searches always start at 6:30 in the morning in Germany. So if you hear the sound of heavy boots and someone is knocking at your door at 6:30 am here, chances are high that it is the Police and or tax investigators coming for you.

At least on my home turf, I want to know what is going on.

Second: Am I still fast enough to run away from cops, running and dribbling with the ball of course?

State of fitness:
My cops are amongst the fittest players, they seemingly never get tired. I like to have them in my team because they are valuable team players with a robust approach and good tackling.

One guy did not finish the 100 meters race at the set time during the annual police fitness test this year which for him was kind of an embarrassment because he is a “Hundertschaftsführer” for the riot police (leader of a group of a hundred). Historically the Germanic tribes created fighting groups of 100 men. The riot police still has that. He now does some extra training.

Jimbuna · 03-20-12, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Dan D

I play football with and against cops once a week, for two reasons:

First, bush telegraph: when my cops have to leave early, that is, they don’t drink a beer after the match, this tells me, that they have to do police raids the other morning. House searches always start at 6:30 in the morning in Germany. So if you hear the sound of heavy boots and someone is knocking at your door at 6:30 am here, chances are high that it is the Police and or tax investigators coming for you.

At least on my home turf, I want to know what is going on.

Second: Am I still fast enough to run away from cops, running and dribbling with the ball of course?

State of fitness:
My cops are amongst the fittest players, they seemingly never get tired. I like to have them in my team because they are valuable team players with a robust approach and good tackling.

One guy did not finish the 100 meters race at the set time during the annual police fitness test this year which for him was kind of an embarrassment because he is a “Hundertschaftsführer” for the riot police (leader of a group of a hundred). Historically the Germanic tribes created fighting groups of 100 men. The riot police still has that. He now does some extra training.

Good luck to him, I'm sure his experience would be a big loss.

STEED · 03-21-12, 11:45 AM

Last night on the radio some guy rang in and saw a fat cop running down the road with a double cheese burger in his hand!

To balance this out I saw today a police officer eating a apple. And yes, he looked like he was at a normal weight, no beer gut.

Oberon · 03-21-12, 01:14 PM

I must admit I haven't seen any fat cops in this area, but most of them are CSOs, nice people. Although the police station in this town is only open a day or two a week, if that.

Jimbuna · 03-21-12, 03:43 PM

Herr-Berbunch · 03-21-12, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

. . . but most of them are CSOs . . .

I have very little against PCSOs, but around here they all seem to be mid-20s, female, and blonde. Very few burly blokes.

Oh, and walking in pairs at 10 am down a main road (as in a large road leading into the town, not with shops) is not, I would imagine, much of a deterrent to crime or to the drug and alcohol infused masses at 2 am.

Back kind of O/T, none of them even look like they've seen a doughnut.

03-19-12, 11:02 AM	#31
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	OK FAT COPS... Shape up for the lady's. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

03-19-12, 11:36 AM	#32
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Saw two fatty coppers earlier today when coming out of the bookies the two rather large officers went next door into the Subway sarnie shop __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

03-20-12, 12:27 PM	#35
Dan D Grey Wolf Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: 9th Flotilla Posts: 839 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I play football with and against cops once a week, for two reasons: First, bush telegraph: when my cops have to leave early, that is, they don’t drink a beer after the match, this tells me, that they have to do police raids the other morning. House searches always start at 6:30 in the morning in Germany. So if you hear the sound of heavy boots and someone is knocking at your door at 6:30 am here, chances are high that it is the Police and or tax investigators coming for you. At least on my home turf, I want to know what is going on. Second: Am I still fast enough to run away from cops, running and dribbling with the ball of course? State of fitness: My cops are amongst the fittest players, they seemingly never get tired. I like to have them in my team because they are valuable team players with a robust approach and good tackling. One guy did not finish the 100 meters race at the set time during the annual police fitness test this year which for him was kind of an embarrassment because he is a “Hundertschaftsführer” for the riot police (leader of a group of a hundred). Historically the Germanic tribes created fighting groups of 100 men. The riot police still has that. He now does some extra training. __________________

03-21-12, 11:45 AM	#37
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Last night on the radio some guy rang in and saw a fat cop running down the road with a double cheese burger in his hand! To balance this out I saw today a police officer eating a apple. And yes, he looked like he was at a normal weight, no beer gut. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

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03-21-12, 01:14 PM	#38
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	I must admit I haven't seen any fat cops in this area, but most of them are CSOs, nice people. Although the police station in this town is only open a day or two a week, if that.