UK Police to shape up

Jimbuna · 03-16-12, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Penguin

lol, I guess I gained the same amount of weight you lost since the last time I took part in funny medium-distance running contests with the police

Happy days, those when I loved the fun of the chase...couldn't run for a bus now

STEED · 03-17-12, 08:33 AM

When running from the police throw them a pork pie or black pudding.

"Hey you stop".

"Mmmm pork pie".

I saw some officer sweating like a pig who looked like he was about to drop dead after stepping out of his police car into Starbucks while ago.

Jimbuna · 03-17-12, 12:49 PM

I reckon the thought of having to stomach a cup of Starbucks would get me sweating

STEED · 03-17-12, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

I reckon the thought of having to stomach a cup of Starbucks would get me sweating

03-17-12, 03:23 PM

As I travel all over the U.S. again?
I noted that many of the younger Officers seem to be....

A.) Working out
or
B.) Steroid maintained trouble

I know many good 'Law Doggs' and by and far they are the majority.
It's the 'Bad Doggs' that scare me.

I'd much rather be pulled over by the older, donut eating 'Dogg'.

TarJak · 03-17-12, 07:05 PM

I'd rather not be pulled over at all given the option.

STEED · 03-18-12, 07:55 AM

Saw a fat cop today while buying a newspaper, he was wolfing back a big dairy milk chocolate bar!

Made feel sick.

03-17-12, 08:33 AM	#2
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	When running from the police throw them a pork pie or black pudding. "Hey you stop". "Mmmm pork pie". I saw some officer sweating like a pig who looked like he was about to drop dead after stepping out of his police car into Starbucks while ago. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

03-17-12, 12:49 PM	#3
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I reckon the thought of having to stomach a cup of Starbucks would get me sweating __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-18-12, 07:55 AM	#7
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	Saw a fat cop today while buying a newspaper, he was wolfing back a big dairy milk chocolate bar! Made feel sick. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!

03-17-12, 03:23 PM	#5
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	As I travel all over the U.S. again? I noted that many of the younger Officers seem to be.... A.) Working out or B.) Steroid maintained trouble I know many good 'Law Doggs' and by and far they are the majority. It's the 'Bad Doggs' that scare me. I'd much rather be pulled over by the older, donut eating 'Dogg'.

03-17-12, 07:05 PM	#6
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	I'd rather not be pulled over at all given the option.