And in the beginning, there was Alien.

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30: And Ridley saw every thing that he had made, especially Ripley and behold, it was very good....until Alien 3.

Alien 3 is as good as 1 & 2.

While on the old testament Spike Milligan wrote his own version 'The Bible according to Spike Milligan' The short version is the best the long version 180 pages drags on a bit, still a good read for a bit of humor.

And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, and the earth brought forth grass and the Rastafarians smoked it. Spike Milligan