If I were the Devil, by Paul Harvey part 2 - Page 2

razark · 03-03-12, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHaplo

You mean the Onkel is really an AI running on a computer somewhere...

Probably not an AI.

If it is, someone really has an eye for details, though:

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Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

Yeah, sorry, typo on my paert.

Tchocky · 03-03-12, 05:10 PM

Feel like I missed all the fun

Sailor Steve · 03-03-12, 09:46 PM

And we all missed the part where he wrote "but that's the it it's going to be."

Sorry, Neal. It's just not your day.

TLAM Strike · 03-03-12, 09:53 PM

CaptainMattJ. · 03-04-12, 01:08 AM

The ponies...THE PONIES....THEYRE EVERYWHERE

I Go on facebook and 6 friends have posted about mylilpony (dont ask me why),and now i come here and its more ponies.

The pony invasion has begun...

Hottentot · 03-04-12, 01:30 AM

You're all laughing at Neal's typos after reading the OP? I'm still trying to decrypt it, and it keeps changing everytime I open this thread.

03-04-12, 03:18 AM

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I'm still trying to decrypt it, and it keeps changing everytime I open this thread.

Decrypt it???
I thought it was written in yubbatalk which is easy to decypher even with his ongoing edits.
You take the first part and look at the first letter of the first word. using the secret penguin book of reptilian code you see that always represents the set of letters N.O.N.
Then you look for a reference to basements, worms or government and for each one present or implied you add the set of letters S.E. up to a minimum/maximum of tutu/two/too/to times
When you put it together you get N.O.N.S.E.S.E. which can be confusing at first glance until you come back tomorrow and edit in a missing N. to complete the picture.

Betonov · 03-04-12, 03:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Tribesman

Decrypt it???
I thought it was written in yubbatalk which is easy to decypher even with his ongoing edits.

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You're all laughing at Neal's typos after reading the OP? I'm still trying to decrypt it, and it keeps changing everytime I open this thread.

Why are you all so hard on Yuba. So he's Azerbaidjani and english is not his first language.
And Neal proabibly still has shaky fingers after his run in with the google car, that explains the typos

Oberon · 03-04-12, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainMattJ.

The ponies...THE PONIES....THEYRE EVERYWHERE

I Go on facebook and 6 friends have posted about mylilpony (dont ask me why),and now i come here and its more ponies.

The pony invasion has begun...

yubba · 03-04-12, 09:40 AM

I'm glad I could brighten your day, so I'm a horrible speller and I did fail english, so I'm not perfect, so what, AL is short for alluha problably mispelled that too, since I don't care much for speaking the names of false gods' now I got too go and wash my mouth out with some bacon and some other pork products, why should I respect some faith that doesn't care in the least about mine... ????? I love how the lefties try too, start to talk, well uhmm you see aaaa big well new intofative maybe comprehensive got to do it right away and you say I don't make cents,

who said I had 2. You all have a nice day, almost forgot, If I were the Devil I would cause the rise in the prices of gas and food too the point of a global crisis, and while you toilled away to find a way too feed your family, I'd fly off some where nice and stuff my face with some lobster have a nice day.

mookiemookie · 03-04-12, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by yubba

I love how the lefties try too, start to talk, well uhmm you see aaaa big well new intofative maybe comprehensive got to do it right away and you say I don't make cents,

who said I had 2.

I cannot parse this group of words into any sort of coherent meaning. I've tried. Does anyone have a Rosetta Stone for yubba-ish?

Onkel Neal · 03-04-12, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

And we all missed the part where he wrote "but that's the it it's going to be."

Sorry, Neal. It's just not your day.

Yeah, when I make a typo that actually changes the context of my post, such as "not" instead of "now", I try to work in the word "intellgent" in their somewhere...

Torplexed · 03-04-12, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by mookiemookie

I cannot parse this group of words into any sort of coherent meaning. I've tried. Does anyone have a Rosetta Stone for yubba-ish?

I'm fairly certain Yubbaish falls under the Doobage linguistic group.

03-04-12, 10:28 AM

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I've tried. Does anyone have a Rosetta Stone for yubba-ish?

There is a shortcut to the standard interpretation of anything in yubberish

kraznyi_oktjabr · 03-04-12, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by mookiemookie

I cannot parse this group of words into any sort of coherent meaning. I've tried. Does anyone have a Rosetta Stone for yubba-ish?

Unfortunately I don't have. If you find someone who have more than he/she needs could you ask to send one to me aswell? I also have troubles in understanding yubba's latest post.

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Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	And we all missed the part where he wrote "but that's the it it's going to be." Sorry, Neal. It's just not your day. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

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CaptainMattJ. The Old Man Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Sin City Posts: 1,364 Downloads: 55 Uploads: 0	The ponies...THE PONIES....THEYRE EVERYWHERE I Go on facebook and 6 friends have posted about mylilpony (dont ask me why),and now i come here and its more ponies. The pony invasion has begun... __________________ A popular Government without popular information nor the means of acquiring it, is but a Prologue to a Farce or a Tragedy or perhaps both. Knowledge will forever govern ignorance, and a people who mean to be their own Governors must arm themselves with the power knowledge gives - James Madison

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Hottentot Sea Lord Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: My private socialist utopia of Finland Posts: 1,918 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	You're all laughing at Neal's typos after reading the OP? I'm still trying to decrypt it, and it keeps changing everytime I open this thread. __________________ Хотели как лучше, а получилось как всегда.

03-04-12, 09:40 AM	#25
yubba Admiral Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: in a neighborhood near you Posts: 2,478 Downloads: 293 Uploads: 2	I'm glad I could brighten your day, so I'm a horrible speller and I did fail english, so I'm not perfect, so what, AL is short for alluha problably mispelled that too, since I don't care much for speaking the names of false gods' now I got too go and wash my mouth out with some bacon and some other pork products, why should I respect some faith that doesn't care in the least about mine... ????? I love how the lefties try too, start to talk, well uhmm you see aaaa big well new intofative maybe comprehensive got to do it right away and you say I don't make cents, who said I had 2. You all have a nice day, almost forgot, If I were the Devil I would cause the rise in the prices of gas and food too the point of a global crisis, and while you toilled away to find a way too feed your family, I'd fly off some where nice and stuff my face with some lobster have a nice day.