The Onkel and the Google Maps car - Page 2

Herr-Berbunch · 03-01-12, 06:18 PM

I'd got it in my head that Texas was rather sunny, but the legs say different.

AVGWarhawk · 03-01-12, 07:22 PM

Neal, do your shoes have velcro straps instead of laces? These type of shoes really set off the white socks and shorts combo!

Gargamel · 03-01-12, 07:55 PM

Didn't know they had trees either.

Torplexed · 03-01-12, 08:32 PM

So apparently, your next-door neighbor enjoys subscribing to the newspaper, but doesn't believe in actually reading it?

Onkel Neal · 03-01-12, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

*zooms in*

*zooms in*

*zooms in some more*

Well, that's a relief. For a minute there I thought you were wearing sandals with those socks.

Haha, no, I always wear shoes, you know, in case a Google Maps car comes around the corner.

Good thing the car didn't come 1/2 hour earlier, I was lounging in the front yard with a couple of nude sunbathing college hotties.

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Originally Posted by vienna

Careful, Neal...now "The Man" knows where you live and what you look like...

I am the Man, what're you talking about?

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Well duh, not for mowing the lawn. He saves those for when he goes to the beach with his metal detector.

Haha, awesome!

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Originally Posted by RickC Sniper

Hmmmmm. Did she like you so much she did a second drive by? Click the right arrow at the bottom twice and you suddenly appear in your BACK yard.

Yah, I noticed that too. Man, I really can move for an old guy.

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Neal, do your shoes have velcro straps instead of laces? These type of shoes really set off the white socks and shorts combo!

Velcro, yes, but those shoes are 24 years old, and one has duct tape holding the sole on.

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Originally Posted by Torplexed

So apparently, your next-door neighbor enjoys subscribing to the newspaper, but doesn't believe in actually reading it?

Yes, they throw those damned things in my yard too. Apparently the newspapers are hurting so badly they give them away free now.

03-01-12, 11:13 PM

Right lads we have up to date intel on the mark's locale, let's get those snipers in position.

Jimbuna · 03-02-12, 06:18 AM

You look kinda cute in shorts Neal

That picture of the front of Ranchero Stevens brings back a memory that was kept secret from you......SS Meet 2008

You met Jeff, Grant and I on arrival, we put our cases away then went over to yours.

In those days I was a smoker so StdDev (remember him?) and I went out front for a smoke....it was dark and as we returned to your door (I was leading) I forgot about the mesh part or outer part or whatever you call it

Todd had a similar daylight experience at the rear of the ranch...the difference being, that was witnessed and StdDev is capable of keeping a secret

Dan D · 03-02-12, 10:00 AM

Neal, the handlebar position of your lawn mover is too low. That is not good for your back.

Onkel Neal · 03-02-12, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Dan D

Neal, the handlebar position of your lawn mover is too low. That is not good for your back.

Yeah, I think you're right. I think I'll look into modifying that this weekend, thanks. Sometimes you get used to something... it should be corrected, instead.

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

You look kinda cute in shorts Neal

That picture of the front of Ranchero Stevens brings back a memory that was kept secret from you......SS Meet 2008

You met Jeff, Grant and I on arrival, we put our cases away then went over to yours.

In those days I was a smoker so StdDev (remember him?) and I went out front for a smoke....it was dark and as we returned to your door (I was leading) I forgot about the mesh part or outer part or whatever you call it

Todd had a similar daylight experience at the rear of the ranch...the difference being, that was witnessed and StdDev is capable of keeping a secret

Haha, what is it about you GWs and doors ?

vienna · 03-02-12, 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by vienna

Careful, Neal...now "The Man" knows where you live and what you look like...

I am the Man, what're you talking about?

Reminds me af some complex or other...

...

nikimcbee · 03-04-12, 12:55 PM

It could be worse Neal:

http://www.nbcbayarea.com/blogs/pres...141199063.html

TarJak · 03-05-12, 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Neal Stevens

Yeah, I think you're right. I think I'll look into modifying that this weekend, thanks. Sometimes you get used to something... it should be corrected, instead.

Haha, what is it about you GWs and doors ?

They aren't hatches.

03-01-12, 06:18 PM	#16
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	I'd got it in my head that Texas was rather sunny, but the legs say different. __________________

03-01-12, 07:22 PM	#17
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,280 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Neal, do your shoes have velcro straps instead of laces? These type of shoes really set off the white socks and shorts combo! __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

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Gargamel Lucky Sailor Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Rome Posts: 4,273 Downloads: 81 Uploads: 0	Didn't know they had trees either. __________________ Luck is a residue of Design.

03-02-12, 06:18 AM	#22
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,712 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	You look kinda cute in shorts Neal That picture of the front of Ranchero Stevens brings back a memory that was kept secret from you......SS Meet 2008 You met Jeff, Grant and I on arrival, we put our cases away then went over to yours. In those days I was a smoker so StdDev (remember him?) and I went out front for a smoke....it was dark and as we returned to your door (I was leading) I forgot about the mesh part or outer part or whatever you call it Todd had a similar daylight experience at the rear of the ranch...the difference being, that was witnessed and StdDev is capable of keeping a secret __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

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Dan D Grey Wolf Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: 9th Flotilla Posts: 839 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	Neal, the handlebar position of your lawn mover is too low. That is not good for your back. __________________

03-01-12, 08:32 PM	#19
Torplexed Let's Sink Sumptin' ! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,823 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	So apparently, your next-door neighbor enjoys subscribing to the newspaper, but doesn't believe in actually reading it?

03-01-12, 11:13 PM	#21
Rilder Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Right lads we have up to date intel on the mark's locale, let's get those snipers in position.

03-04-12, 12:55 PM	#26
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	It could be worse Neal: http://www.nbcbayarea.com/blogs/pres...141199063.html __________________