U.S. announces diplomatic breakthrough with North Korea

soopaman2 · 03-01-12, 01:18 AM

Same formula as before with Daddy Kim.

Give it 9 months and they will start again, with threats, and missile testing, followed by talks, and a "deal" usually involving us feeding them.

Rinse and repeat...

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

03-01-12, 03:29 AM

Didn't this happen before? ,and they just kept on doing what they were doing ,then spat the dummy when they got called on it..can't see this ending any differently!

Torplexed · 03-01-12, 06:29 AM

This comic routine is geting old.

Skybird · 03-01-12, 07:15 AM

I was bored and made some fun and searched the web a bit for the better part of half an hour. What I found, is this: from 2011 back to 1995, where I stopped the search, there always were at least two times a year (sometimes even three) when the media said the US announced to have acchieved a major breakthrough in diplomatic relations with North Korea.

Amazing.

I think ties between North Korea and the US are the most successful ones in all global diplomacy happening. They really must be the closest and best friends by now, no doubt. Not even the often-celebrated "special relationship" with Britain scores so many breakthrough-headlines and high compliments that often.

MH · 03-01-12, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Skybird

I think ties between North Korea and the US are the most successful ones in all global diplomacy happening. They really must be the closest and best friends by now, no doubt. Not even the often-celebrated "special relationship" with Britain scores so many breakthrough-headlines and high compliments that often.

In politics goldfish memory is priceless.

Ducimus · 03-01-12, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

But what happens when the Ginormous Comrade finishes lunch? How many Metric Tons will he demand for dinner?

That's good!

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Originally Posted by Torplexed

This comic routine is geting old.

And that, is so very true. DPRK will "misbehave" again in the future. They only play ball long enough to get what they want.

Reece · 03-01-12, 06:12 PM

Sir, the next shipment of pies has arrived!!!

Jimbuna · 03-02-12, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by soopaman2

Same formula as before with Daddy Kim.

Give it 9 months and they will start again, with threats, and missile testing, followed by talks, and a "deal" usually involving us feeding them.

Rinse and repeat...

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

Very true

Jimbuna · 03-02-12, 06:38 AM

Sir, this time they've also included a side serving of fries as well.

03-02-12, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Sir, this time they've also included a side serving of fries as well.

"There Better be Sauce with those fries or all bets are Off"

Jimbuna · 03-03-12, 07:54 AM

Sir, the pizza delivery has arrived but they were out of stuffed crusts.

krashkart · 03-03-12, 07:58 AM

Yes General, tell them that is what I want.
B... but do they have 250,000 metric tons of Twinkies??

03-01-12, 01:18 AM	#1
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	Same formula as before with Daddy Kim. Give it 9 months and they will start again, with threats, and missile testing, followed by talks, and a "deal" usually involving us feeding them. Rinse and repeat... Meet the new boss, same as the old boss. __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

03-01-12, 07:15 AM	#4
Skybird Soaring Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: the mental asylum named Germany Posts: 42,620 Downloads: 10 Uploads: 0	I was bored and made some fun and searched the web a bit for the better part of half an hour. What I found, is this: from 2011 back to 1995, where I stopped the search, there always were at least two times a year (sometimes even three) when the media said the US announced to have acchieved a major breakthrough in diplomatic relations with North Korea. Amazing. I think ties between North Korea and the US are the most successful ones in all global diplomacy happening. They really must be the closest and best friends by now, no doubt. Not even the often-celebrated "special relationship" with Britain scores so many breakthrough-headlines and high compliments that often. __________________ If you feel nuts, consult an expert.

03-01-12, 06:12 PM	#7
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,707 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Sir, the next shipment of pies has arrived!!! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

03-02-12, 06:38 AM	#9
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Sir, this time they've also included a side serving of fries as well. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-03-12, 07:54 AM	#11
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Sir, the pizza delivery has arrived but they were out of stuffed crusts. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

03-01-12, 03:29 AM	#2
darius359au Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	Didn't this happen before? ,and they just kept on doing what they were doing ,then spat the dummy when they got called on it..can't see this ending any differently!

03-01-12, 06:29 AM	#3
Torplexed Let's Sink Sumptin' ! Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,823 Downloads: 43 Uploads: 0	This comic routine is geting old.

03-03-12, 07:58 AM	#12
krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	Yes General, tell them that is what I want. B... but do they have 250,000 metric tons of Twinkies?? __________________ sent from my fingertips using a cheap keyboard