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Old 02-07-12, 12:30 PM   #31
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And hookers don't want a ring or alimony.
Well... there was that one in Bangkok.
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Old 02-07-12, 12:34 PM   #32
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Instead of offering a date just offer outright cash...
I was referring to The Tyrant preferring Kiss to Madonna. Of course it's hard to find anything worse than Madonna, but Kiss just might take that cake.
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Old 02-07-12, 12:35 PM   #33
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Too many Kennys!
Sorry man... my brain was forced awake too early this morning.
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Old 02-07-12, 01:27 PM   #34
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This one hooker I would never pay

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Old 02-07-12, 01:27 PM   #35
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You know, you never see Madonna and Frau Kaleun at the same place at the same time...just saying...
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Old 02-07-12, 03:42 PM   #36
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That's what I've been trying to tell the wife...
. She's the hired help.
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Old 02-07-12, 03:43 PM   #37
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You know, you never see Madonna and Frau Kaleun at the same place at the same time...just saying...
You're thinking of Micheal and Latoya
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Old 02-07-12, 03:53 PM   #38
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You're thinking of Micheal and Latoya
Behave yersel
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Old 02-07-12, 04:14 PM   #39
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You know, you never see Madonna and Frau Kaleun at the same place at the same time...just saying...
Doe's Frau lip sync, cuz Madonna sure did, course seems they all do for the superbowl
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Old 02-07-12, 04:24 PM   #40
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Sure, dragons may be all teeth, scales and burny flamingness on the outside, but on the inside they are pure marshmallowy goodness.
Having looted their insides on many occasions, and not yet found a single solitary marshmallow, I beg to differ.
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Old 02-07-12, 06:48 PM   #41
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Doe's Frau lip sync, cuz Madonna sure did, course seems they all do for the superbowl
You have to lip sync; the acoustics of a football stadium, particularly an indoor stadium are really disorienting (various echoes at varied time delays, etc.) and are worse in a show of the type like a Superbowl half time show, what with all the running around a performer has to do. There is also the "fail-safe" aspect: if a piece of equipment, especially a microphone goes out, you have a situation such as befell the Black-Eyed peas when one of the singer's mics failed. If you lip sync, the chance of a failure is minimized. If all an act had to do was stand in pretty much one place and had the luxury of no time limit for an end, it would be easier to play live, but, when you have only twelve or so minutes to play and nail it first time out with all the associated hub-bub of setting up and tearing down so they can get back to the game, you have to live with the fact your dulcet tones will have to rely on Memorex...

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Having looted their insides on many occasions, and not yet found a single solitary marshmallow, I beg to differ.
Perhaps you should seek dragons of the Puff variety (or, perhaps, Stay Puft variety)...
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I knew it! Frau is a virgin!!!!
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Old 02-07-12, 07:56 PM   #43
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I knew it! Frau is a virgin!!!!

No, mate. Like a virgin.







Goodness knows it's been long enough.
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I knew it! Frau is a virgin!!!!




Steering clear of minefield...


Anywhooo, It can't be the Frau, cuz I've seen the Frau's yahoo avatar, and she's pretty cute as the avatar is most likely accurate.

Now Madonna is an old windbag, so it can't be the Frau. Maybe you are thiking of Reece?
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Old 02-07-12, 08:07 PM   #45
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Anywhooo, It can't be the Frau, cuz I've seen the Frau's yahoo avatar, and she's pretty cute as the avatar is most likely accurate.

Yahoo? Yahoo? I don't even remember having a Yahoo avatar, can't imagine how anyone here would've seen it. At any rate it must date from the Jurassic period so neener neener joke's on you.
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