Is Madonna Frau Kaleun?

Osmium Steele · 02-07-12, 08:17 AM

Hey Frau! Loved your first album, but everything you've done since has been crap.

Kthxbye

frau kaleun · 02-07-12, 08:19 AM

What the... SHE STOLE MY BLING!!!!

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the_tyrant · 02-07-12, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Osmium Steele

Hey Frau! Loved your first album, but everything you've done since has been crap.

Kthxbye

Nah, the videos are fine, I just turn down the volume and play some KISS in the back

krashkart · 02-07-12, 08:46 AM

So... ummm, Frau... hows about a wardrobe malfunction?

von Kinderei · 02-07-12, 09:24 AM

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August · 02-07-12, 09:39 AM

You guys really need to get girlfriends.

krashkart · 02-07-12, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by August

You guys really need to get girlfriends.

You are so right, man. God I'm pathetic.

Herr-Berbunch · 02-07-12, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by August

You guys really need to get girlfriends.

Is FK not our girlfriend?

Ah, you had an 's' on the end, we need at least one more - does Reece not count when wearing his 'Pretty Woman' outfit at weekends?

August · 02-07-12, 09:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Herr-Berbunch

Is FK not our girlfriend?

Ah, you had an 's' on the end, we need at least one more - does Reece not count when wearing his 'Pretty Woman' outfit at weekends?

Oh you need a girlfriend the most of all!

Sailor Steve · 02-07-12, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by August

You guys really need to get girlfriends.

I've tried. Not one of them will have me.

krashkart · 02-07-12, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

I've tried. Not one of them will have me.

They just looking for a fling, brother.

frau kaleun · 02-07-12, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by krashkart

So... ummm, Frau... hows about a wardrobe malfunction?

Talk to the dragon cuz the Dovahkiin ain't listenin'.

krashkart · 02-07-12, 10:50 AM

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Talk to the dragon cuz the Dovahkiin ain't listenin'.

What dragon? Smokey Robinson Jr. Jr.? My precious little schmoopy? You killed him, remember?

frau kaleun · 02-07-12, 10:55 AM

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What dragon? Smokey Robinson Jr. Jr.? My precious little schmoopy? You killed him, remember?

Well, he shouldn't have tried to eat the owner and operator of the Windhelm Carriage Service. Do you have any idea how long a walk it is from Windhelm to anywhere else I want to go? And these Daedric boots, while very pretty, were most definitely *not* made for walking.

krashkart · 02-07-12, 11:16 AM

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Well, he shouldn't have tried to eat the owner and operator of the Windhelm Carriage Service. Do you have any idea how long a walk it is from Windhelm to anywhere else I want to go? And these Daedric boots, while very pretty, were most definitely *not* made for walking.

Well, the owner of Windhelm Carriage Service shouldn't have dismissed Smokey as "nothing more than an overweight, overfed and underburdened fetcher".

Do you have any idea how many pack guars I had to round up just to get poor Smokey to stop crying after that whole distressing affair? At least two... there may have been a dozen more, but you get the idea.

You would be very surprised at just how tender a dragon's feelings really are -- if you had any feelings.

Sure, dragons may be all teeth, scales and burny flamingness on the outside, but on the inside they are pure marshmallowy goodness.

02-07-12, 08:17 AM	#1
Osmium Steele Ace of the Deep Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Upper midwest USA Posts: 1,101 Downloads: 22 Uploads: 0	Hey Frau! Loved your first album, but everything you've done since has been crap. Kthxbye __________________ In the month of July of the year 1348, between the feasts of St. Benedict and of St. Swithin, a strange thing came upon England... My U297 build thread

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krashkart Navy Seal Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 5,292 Downloads: 100 Uploads: 0	So... ummm, Frau... hows about a wardrobe malfunction? __________________ sent from my fingertips using a cheap keyboard

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von Kinderei Ocean Warrior Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,606 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 0	... __________________ vK

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August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,202 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	You guys really need to get girlfriends. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

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frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	What the... SHE STOLE MY BLING!!!! Also: