The last one to post wins! - Page 167

nikimcbee · 12-26-11, 12:48 PM

Now, mr mclimerick needs to think of a Buna ballad.

Jimbuna · 12-26-11, 01:21 PM

This should be entertaining

Gargamel · 12-26-11, 07:41 PM

There once was a sailor named 'buna
Who thought he was a tuna
He dove and and dove
Till his bulkheads stove
Even the Tommies heard him yell "oh fortuna!!!"

Pisces · 12-27-11, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gargamel

There once was a sailor named 'buna
Who thought he was a tuna
He dove and and dove
Till his bulkheads stove
Even the Tommies heard him tell "oh fortuna!!!"

Jimbuna · 12-27-11, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gargamel

There once was a sailor named 'buna
Who thought he was a tuna
He dove and and dove
Till his bulkheads stove
Even the Tommies heard him tell "oh fortuna!!!"

LOL

Duby39 · 12-27-11, 04:45 PM

Who is next?

Reece · 12-27-11, 05:30 PM

Push me a bit more Jim and. . .

Gargamel · 12-28-11, 12:39 AM

There is this guy named Reece
From him they tried to sheer some fleece
It was the talk of the town
When they could only get some down
And the drunk Sheppard said, "Oh pleeese!"

nikimcbee · 12-28-11, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reece

Push me a bit more Jim and. . .

Reece's grand prize:

Reece · 12-28-11, 06:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gargamel

There is this guy named Reece
From him they tried to sheer some fleece
It was the talk of the town
When they could only get some down
And the drunk Sheppard said, "Oh pleeese!"

My wife responded:

But you've all heard of the golden fleece
Twas grown on the head of our Reece
Now his strength has been robbed
'Cos his head has been bobbed
And he's stuck now with just a hair-piece.

Jimbuna · 12-28-11, 06:22 AM

Sailor Steve · 12-28-11, 11:58 AM

There once was a copper named Jim
Whose build was never too slim
But forty years later
And five stone greater
You'd hardly know it was him.

Sorry old friend, but the rhyme won out.

nikimcbee · 12-28-11, 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Now, mr mclimerick needs to think of a Buna ballad.

(We need August to read this with his MA accent, or it won't sound right)

There was lad named Jimbuna
Who sailed the seas in a red schooner
He cast out his line
and with a great whine
that ol Buna caught a large barracuda. (tuna has already been used

)

Sailor Steve · 12-28-11, 01:37 PM

There once was a pup named McBee
Who decided to head out to sea
The sub was a blunder
He was scared to go under
So now he lives on his PT.

nikimcbee · 12-28-11, 01:44 PM

There's a subsimmer called Herr Berr
who McBee always mistakes for a care bear
Then He cried out
"Hey look, he's caught a trout"
and please put on some underwear.

12-26-11, 12:48 PM	#2491
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Now, mr mclimerick needs to think of a Buna ballad. __________________

12-26-11, 01:21 PM	#2492
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,106 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	This should be entertaining __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-26-11, 07:41 PM	#2493
Gargamel Lucky Sailor Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Rome Posts: 4,273 Downloads: 81 Uploads: 0	There once was a sailor named 'buna Who thought he was a tuna He dove and and dove Till his bulkheads stove Even the Tommies heard him yell "oh fortuna!!!" __________________ Luck is a residue of Design. Last edited by Gargamel; 12-28-11 at 12:34 AM. Reason: Stupid iPhone autocorrect

12-27-11, 05:30 PM	#2497
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,835 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Push me a bit more Jim and. . . __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

12-28-11, 12:39 AM	#2498
Gargamel Lucky Sailor Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Rome Posts: 4,273 Downloads: 81 Uploads: 0	There is this guy named Reece From him they tried to sheer some fleece It was the talk of the town When they could only get some down And the drunk Sheppard said, "Oh pleeese!" __________________ Luck is a residue of Design.

12-27-11, 04:45 PM	#2496
Duby39 Nub Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	Who is next?

12-28-11, 06:22 AM	#2501
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,106 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	__________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-28-11, 11:58 AM	#2502
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	There once was a copper named Jim Whose build was never too slim But forty years later And five stone greater You'd hardly know it was him. Sorry old friend, but the rhyme won out. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

12-28-11, 01:37 PM	#2504
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	There once was a pup named McBee Who decided to head out to sea The sub was a blunder He was scared to go under So now he lives on his PT. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

12-28-11, 01:44 PM	#2505
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	There's a subsimmer called Herr Berr who McBee always mistakes for a care bear Then He cried out "Hey look, he's caught a trout" and please put on some underwear. __________________