Oh no I am in deep ****

kiwi_2005 · 12-24-11, 09:19 PM

I drank all da beer

I started off with 4 bottle of Krombacher (best beer ever) but obviously that wasn't enough so I opened the fridge and there staring at me was 24 bottles of steinlagers (another best beer ever!) pleading for me to drink them. Problem is the beers are my sons for their party they going to tonight. I am in trubble.
So far I have drank half of the steinies shall I drink some more

Hell yeah its Christmas!

I am completly smasghed. Meery christmas everyone. Dreading when they get home.

I shall pay my sons back this new years eve... if I live through this day

12-24-11, 10:02 PM

He's your son. Ground him and send him to his room before he finds out what you did.

Then pretend you know nothing!

Ain't that what parenting is all about?

I-25 · 12-25-11, 04:23 AM

Hmm these are some excellent parenting tips i will put to good use when i have kids

Reece · 12-25-11, 05:59 AM

Good on ya mate, have a good one!

Hawk66 · 12-25-11, 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

I drank all da beer

I started off with 4 bottle of Krombacher (best beer ever) but obviously that wasn't enough so I opened the fridge

So, there's Krombacher in Kiwi

land. Amazing

Schroeder · 12-25-11, 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kiwi_2005

I drank all da beer

I started off with 4 bottle of Krombacher (best beer ever)

That is the brewery in Kreuztal. The company I work for is transporting malt for them.

Oberon · 12-25-11, 08:52 AM

Think you can wing a truck towards Kiwis then Schroeder? If the driver protests just...smartarse him until he gives in.

Schroeder · 12-25-11, 09:58 AM

It's just the malt, not the finished product.

soopaman2 · 12-25-11, 10:10 AM

Just remind him that you made him in an act of passion and can end him the same way.

Now go drink the rest of them.

Gargamel · 12-25-11, 10:40 AM

/popcorn

antikristuseke · 12-25-11, 01:03 PM

01 IF beer>1
02 DRINK beer
03 GOTO 01

Jimbuna · 12-25-11, 05:19 PM

Tell the boys you were testing them because you had their best interests at heart.

TarJak · 12-26-11, 12:15 AM

Tell you thought they'd bought them for you and to go get another case if they are thirsty, then drink that one with them.

August · 12-26-11, 12:33 AM

The way I see it it's their fault for leaving you alone with the beer. They ought to be required to bring you more beer to make up for it.

TarJak · 12-26-11, 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by August

The way I see it it's their fault for leaving you alone with the beer. They ought to be required to bring you more beer to make up for it.

Ooohh I like your thinking August.

12-24-11, 09:19 PM	#1
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	Oh no I am in deep **** I drank all da beer I started off with 4 bottle of Krombacher (best beer ever) but obviously that wasn't enough so I opened the fridge and there staring at me was 24 bottles of steinlagers (another best beer ever!) pleading for me to drink them. Problem is the beers are my sons for their party they going to tonight. I am in trubble. So far I have drank half of the steinies shall I drink some more Hell yeah its Christmas! I am completly smasghed. Meery christmas everyone. Dreading when they get home. I shall pay my sons back this new years eve... if I live through this day __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

12-25-11, 05:59 AM	#4
Reece CINC Pacific Fleet Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Down Under Posts: 34,764 Downloads: 171 Uploads: 0	Good on ya mate, have a good one! __________________ *Sub captains go down with their ship!*

12-25-11, 09:58 AM	#8
Schroeder Navy Seal Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Banana Republic of Germany Posts: 6,170 Downloads: 62 Uploads: 0	It's just the malt, not the finished product. __________________ Putting Germ back into Germany.

12-25-11, 10:10 AM	#9
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	Just remind him that you made him in an act of passion and can end him the same way. Now go drink the rest of them. __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world.

12-25-11, 10:40 AM	#10
Gargamel Lucky Sailor Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Rome Posts: 4,273 Downloads: 81 Uploads: 0	/popcorn __________________ Luck is a residue of Design.

12-24-11, 10:02 PM	#2
Madox58 Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	He's your son. Ground him and send him to his room before he finds out what you did. Then pretend you know nothing! Ain't that what parenting is all about?

12-25-11, 04:23 AM	#3
I-25 Commodore Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Bavaria, Germany Posts: 629 Downloads: 27 Uploads: 0	Hmm these are some excellent parenting tips i will put to good use when i have kids

12-25-11, 08:52 AM	#7
Oberon Lucky Jack Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 25,976 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 20	Think you can wing a truck towards Kiwis then Schroeder? If the driver protests just...smartarse him until he gives in.

12-25-11, 01:03 PM	#11
antikristuseke Silent Hunter Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Estland Posts: 4,330 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	01 IF beer>1 02 DRINK beer 03 GOTO 01

12-25-11, 05:19 PM	#12
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,799 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Tell the boys you were testing them because you had their best interests at heart. __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-26-11, 12:15 AM	#13
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Tell you thought they'd bought them for you and to go get another case if they are thirsty, then drink that one with them.

12-26-11, 12:33 AM	#14
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,222 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	The way I see it it's their fault for leaving you alone with the beer. They ought to be required to bring you more beer to make up for it. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.