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12-14-11, 05:34 PM
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Soaring
 Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: the mental asylum named Germany
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Sis is to improof se German-Amerikän frändship
(... or to kill it, depending on the mood you are in after this little christmas poem)
When the snow falls wunderbar And the children happy are, When the Glatteis on the street, And we all a Glühwein need, Then you know, es ist soweit: She is here, the Weihnachtszeit Every Parkhaus ist besetzt, Weil die people fahren jetzt All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt, Kriegen nearly Herzinfarkt. Shopping hirnverbrannte things And the Christmasglocke rings. Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, Hear the music, see the lights, Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht, Merry Christmas allerseits... Mother in the kitchen bakes Schoko-, Nuss- and Mandelkeks Daddy in the Nebenraum Schmücks a Riesen-Weihnachtsbaum He is hanging auf the balls, Then he from the Leiter falls... Finally the Kinderlein To the Zimmer kommen rein And es sings the family Schauerlich: "Oh, Chistmastree!" And the jeder in the house Is packing die Geschenke aus. Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, Hear the music, see the lights, Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht, Merry Christmas allerseits... Mama finds unter the Tanne Eine brandnew Teflon-Pfanne, Papa gets a Schlips and Socken, Everybody does frohlocken. President speaks in TV, All around is Harmonie, Bis mother in the kitchen runs: Im Ofen burns the Weihnachtsgans. And so comes die Feuerwehr With Tatü, tata daher, And they bring a long, long Schlauch An a long, long Leiter auch. And they schrei - "Wasser marsch!", Christmas is - now im - Eimer... Merry Christmas, merry Christmas, Hear the music, see the lights, Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht, Merry Christmas allerseits... Unknown author
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12-14-11, 06:16 PM
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Lucky Jack
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I don't get it.
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12-14-11, 06:25 PM
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Wayfaring Stranger
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That poem is chuck full of farfegnugen!
 
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12-14-11, 07:11 PM
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Chief of the Boat
Join Date: Feb 2006
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Totally confused
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12-14-11, 07:19 PM
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Ocean Warrior
 
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Quote:
  Btw: does Mercedes still run commercials with Dr. Z(etsche)? They were hillarious, sadly never shown in Germany. |
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12-14-11, 07:26 PM
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Quote:
At the bottom it said FARFEGNOOKIE!
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12-14-11, 07:31 PM
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Chief of the Boat
Join Date: Feb 2006
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Just tried my translator...without any success
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12-14-11, 07:45 PM
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Soaring
Join Date: Sep 2001
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 Don't. Just don't. You need to know both languages for this.  It is humour for the advanced. 
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