Driving cars = getting laid

the_tyrant · 12-02-11, 08:46 PM

if we tend to take these guys at face value:

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A report in Saudi Arabia has warned that if Saudi women were given the right to drive, it would spell the end of virginity in the country.
The report was prepared for Saudi Arabia's legislative assembly, the Shura Council, by a well-known conservative academic.

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The report contains graphic warnings that letting women drive would increase prostitution, pornography, homosexuality and divorce.

Why the hell am I still a virgin? after all, I drive

yubba · 12-02-11, 09:43 PM

Hell, I'm not doing either, can't afford the gas, can't afford dinner and a movie, you figure it out.

em2nought · 12-02-11, 09:51 PM

I think you have to know the correct street(s) to drive down.

12-02-11, 09:59 PM

If driving cars gets you laid, and car emissions contribute to climate damage.

Does this mean that destroying the climate gets you laid?

frau kaleun · 12-02-11, 10:07 PM

It's true. Every time I get behind the wheel of my car, some previously straight male somewhere suddenly turns gay, divorces his wife, and becomes a prostitute so he can buy more p0rn. Honestly, I've destroyed so many lives since I got my license that it's a wonder I can sleep at night.

yubba · 12-02-11, 10:30 PM

That's funny I remember turning strippers into nuns, preachers daughters into hookers ,and if I was lucky to see them the next day they acted like they owed me money, I guess that was back in my motorcycle days aahh the good ole days.

TLAM Strike · 12-02-11, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

It's true. Every time I get behind the wheel of my car, some previously straight male somewhere suddenly turns gay, divorces his wife, and becomes a prostitute so he can buy more p0rn. Honestly, I've destroyed so many lives since I got my license that it's a wonder I can sleep at night.

Sad people...

...actually buying porn.

Who buys porn these days. Its free on the web!

12-02-11, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

Sad people...

...actually buying porn.

Who buys porn these days. Its free on the web!

I know right, what does Frau live in the 20th Century or something?

frau kaleun · 12-02-11, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by TLAM Strike

Who buys porn these days.

I dunno, maybe the same idiots who think my driving turned them gay?

TarJak · 12-02-11, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by yubba

Hell, I'm not doing either, can't afford the gas, can't afford dinner and a movie, you figure it out.

Frequent visits from Mrs. Palmer?

12-02-11, 09:51 PM	#3
em2nought Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,485 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I think you have to know the correct street(s) to drive down. __________________ em2nought is ecstatic garbage!

12-02-11, 09:43 PM	#2
yubba Admiral Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: in a neighborhood near you Posts: 2,478 Downloads: 293 Uploads: 2	Hell, I'm not doing either, can't afford the gas, can't afford dinner and a movie, you figure it out.

12-02-11, 09:59 PM	#4
Rilder Stowaway Posts: n/a Downloads: Uploads:	If driving cars gets you laid, and car emissions contribute to climate damage. Does this mean that destroying the climate gets you laid?

12-02-11, 10:07 PM	#5
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	It's true. Every time I get behind the wheel of my car, some previously straight male somewhere suddenly turns gay, divorces his wife, and becomes a prostitute so he can buy more p0rn. Honestly, I've destroyed so many lives since I got my license that it's a wonder I can sleep at night.

12-02-11, 10:30 PM	#6
yubba Admiral Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: in a neighborhood near you Posts: 2,478 Downloads: 293 Uploads: 2	That's funny I remember turning strippers into nuns, preachers daughters into hookers ,and if I was lucky to see them the next day they acted like they owed me money, I guess that was back in my motorcycle days aahh the good ole days.