The Christmas Thread - Page 5

frau kaleun · 12-01-11, 02:38 PM

Obviously Penguin needs something a little more cultured and high class:

BossMark · 12-01-11, 02:55 PM

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.Question: Who was the survivor? Answer:The perfect woman survived. She"s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.**** Men keep scrolling.So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.By the way, if you"re a woman and you"re still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen

Penguin · 12-01-11, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Obviously Penguin needs something a little more cultured and high class:

lmao

You want culture, I'll give you fine, classy and beautiful German culture - warning: nsfeae (1)

If you think I am showing you long-gone cliché music, this ran at prime time 4 days ago on our biggest tv station:

(1)= not safe for eyes and ears

nikimcbee · 12-01-11, 03:13 PM

Reece's fav Christmas song (maybe Steed's on a bad day):

nikimcbee · 12-01-11, 03:17 PM

Geordie Christmas:

Sailor Steve · 12-01-11, 06:00 PM

A more recent favorite (ho ho ho):

Jimbuna · 12-01-11, 06:30 PM

LMAO

Sailor Steve · 12-01-11, 09:15 PM

Just for Ducimus.

yubba · 12-01-11, 09:34 PM

kiwi_2005 · 12-01-11, 09:49 PM

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero

nikimcbee · 12-02-11, 03:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

Just for Ducimus.

Here! Here!

nikimcbee · 12-02-11, 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by yubba

I just found my fav xmas song.

I wonder when Rammstein will do a xmas album?

nikimcbee · 12-02-11, 03:35 AM

I see your video Yubba and raise you one:

yubba · 12-02-11, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

I see your video Yubba and raise you one:

That's a good one, that will be hard to beat, give me a few minutes I'll get back with you. Merry Chirstmas. and I see your raise, I must be slipping I chose the tamer one of this parody, so I not as sick as some think.

Jimbuna · 12-02-11, 08:41 AM

Don't mess with santa

12-01-11, 02:55 PM	#62
BossMark Fleet Admiral Join Date: May 2011 Location: Leeds, West Yorkshire Posts: 15,272 Downloads: 278 Uploads: 0	Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.Question: Who was the survivor? Answer:The perfect woman survived. She"s the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.** Men keep scrolling.So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.By the way, if you"re a woman and you"re still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen __________________ Never trust the Tories look what Thatcher and Major did in the 80s and 90s and look what the wicked witch May is doing now doing now

12-01-11, 03:13 PM	#64
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Reece's fav Christmas song (maybe Steed's on a bad day): __________________

12-01-11, 03:17 PM	#65
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Geordie Christmas: __________________

12-01-11, 06:00 PM	#66
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	A more recent favorite (ho ho ho): __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

12-01-11, 06:30 PM	#67
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,755 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	LMAO __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

12-01-11, 02:38 PM	#61
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Obviously Penguin needs something a little more cultured and high class:

12-01-11, 09:15 PM	#68
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	Just for Ducimus. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

12-01-11, 09:34 PM	#69
yubba Admiral Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: in a neighborhood near you Posts: 2,478 Downloads: 293 Uploads: 2	Have a twisted one

12-01-11, 09:49 PM	#70
kiwi_2005 Eternal Patrol Join Date: May 2004 Location: Aeoteroa Posts: 7,382 Downloads: 223 Uploads: 1	"Weird Al" Yankovic - Christmas At Ground Zero __________________ RIP kiwi_2005 Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

12-02-11, 03:35 AM	#73
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I see your video Yubba and raise you one: __________________

12-02-11, 08:41 AM	#75
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,755 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Don't mess with santa __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!