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Old 11-26-11, 12:54 AM   #1
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Default wife cooks husband into a Korma

The mind boggles. read the postscrips and enjoy

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-daughter.html
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Old 11-26-11, 02:54 AM   #2
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Come and get it the Korma is finished.
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Old 11-26-11, 04:54 AM   #3
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Mrs Buna decided she'd had enough?

Tastes like chicken?
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I don't reconise this cut of meat dear, still there's no arm in it.
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Old 11-26-11, 08:25 AM   #5
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Mrs Buna decided she'd had enough?

Tastes like chicken?
LOL

That's one curry that definitely cost an arm and a leg
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I can't believe no one has posted a pun about Karma on this?
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Old 11-26-11, 11:23 AM   #7
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Korma is a real bitch?

But mommy mommy, I don't like daddy this way......Shut up and keep eating!

Wasn't she concerned about hand, foot and mouth disease?

But the recipe called for pork....

Talk about stewing in his own juices.

Paki, the other white meat.

"open mouth and insert foot" is not to be taken literally.
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Old 11-26-11, 02:59 PM   #8
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Mrs Buna decided she'd had enough?

Tastes like chicken?
Fancy some curry Tarjak?


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Old 11-26-11, 04:33 PM   #9
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Wasn't she concerned about hand, foot and mouth disease?
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Old 11-26-11, 08:55 PM   #11
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Nein!
Come on Tarjak, it's an old family recipe, just like mum used to make.
Give it a go.
Open up! Choo-choo!
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Old 11-26-11, 09:03 PM   #12
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Here's some English Curry Korma:

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Mum, I just found this little piece of skin in the Korma, it's about four inches long and very wrinkled, shall I give it the dog. NO dear, we like the dog don't we.
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