oops!

frau kaleun · 11-08-11, 05:58 PM

Here lies the wreckage of our little boat
That, thanks to our captain, will never more float.
We asked him to hold it, but he just said, 'Nix!'
So here lies the wreckage of U-Twelve-Oh-Six.
We asked him to wait, for there was a rule
To follow when dropping kids off at the pool.
We told him to call the LI for the flush,
But our brave commander was in such a rush!
And that's how we lost such a fine little boat
That, thanks to our captain, will never more float.
Yes, thanks to our kommandant, Karl-Adolph Schlitt,
Who sank our good vessel by taking a... dump.

Herr-Berbunch · 11-08-11, 06:17 PM

^

frau kaleun · 11-08-11, 06:47 PM

*takes a bow*

Seriously, the guy's last name was Schlitt. HOW COULD I NOT?!?

Hinrich Schwab · 11-08-11, 07:29 PM

Winner!

VONHARRIS · 11-09-11, 12:25 AM

Very good Frau Kaleun.

We have a poet amongst us!

Jimbuna · 11-09-11, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

*takes a bow*

Seriously, the guy's last name was Schlitt. HOW COULD I NOT?!?

LOL

Bosje · 11-16-11, 04:09 AM

how ironic that his successor was likely as not his Number Two

11-08-11, 06:17 PM	#2
Herr-Berbunch Kaiser Bill's batman Join Date: May 2010 Location: AN72 Posts: 13,203 Downloads: 76 Uploads: 0	^ __________________

11-16-11, 04:09 AM	#7
Bosje Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 732 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 0	how ironic that his successor was likely as not his Number Two __________________ And when an 800-ton Uboat has you by the tits... you listen!

11-08-11, 05:58 PM	#1
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Here lies the wreckage of our little boat That, thanks to our captain, will never more float. We asked him to hold it, but he just said, 'Nix!' So here lies the wreckage of U-Twelve-Oh-Six. We asked him to wait, for there was a rule To follow when dropping kids off at the pool. We told him to call the LI for the flush, But our brave commander was in such a rush! And that's how we lost such a fine little boat That, thanks to our captain, will never more float. Yes, thanks to our kommandant, Karl-Adolph Schlitt, Who sank our good vessel by taking a... dump.

11-08-11, 06:47 PM	#3
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	takes a bow Seriously, the guy's last name was Schlitt. HOW COULD I NOT?!?

11-08-11, 07:29 PM	#4
Hinrich Schwab Grey Wolf Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 908 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 0	Winner!

11-09-11, 12:25 AM	#5
VONHARRIS Konteradmiral Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Greece Posts: 1,992 Downloads: 300 Uploads: 0	Very good Frau Kaleun. We have a poet amongst us!