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Fish In The Water · 11-08-11, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by She-Wolf

It is to do with a certain U-Boat kapitan who needed to go to the loo while the sub ( Type VIIC U-1206) was submerged - and succeeded in sinking the boat when he 'pulled the chain'.

Sounds hilarious. I guess it's one of those 'only pull in case of emergency' deals.

Hinrich Schwab · 11-08-11, 02:25 PM

Oh WOW!! This is funny! You can't make up stories like this.

Schlitt: Maintain course and speed LI, I have to go to the head.

LI: Jahwol

Technician: Herr Kaleun! You need the new technical manual for the waste flush system!

*hands manual to Schlitt*

Schlitt: Danke. I needed paper, anyway.

*door slams and papers rip*

Technician(shocked): Sir?!!!

*door opens unceremoniously*

Schlitt: You know how to operate that thing, sailor. Take care of it for me, will you? The Tommies are out and about.

Technician has meltdown and turns wrong valve.

LI: We have a chlorine gas alarm!

*Sad Trombone plays in background*

I couldn't resist being a jerk on this one.

Imagine the looks on the faces of everyone when he had to explain how he lost the boat!

11-08-11, 02:25 PM	#2
Hinrich Schwab Grey Wolf Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 908 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 0	Oh WOW!! This is funny! You can't make up stories like this. Schlitt: Maintain course and speed LI, I have to go to the head. LI: Jahwol Technician: Herr Kaleun! You need the new technical manual for the waste flush system! hands manual to Schlitt Schlitt: Danke. I needed paper, anyway. door slams and papers rip Technician(shocked): Sir?!!! door opens unceremoniously Schlitt: You know how to operate that thing, sailor. Take care of it for me, will you? The Tommies are out and about. Technician has meltdown and turns wrong valve. LI: We have a chlorine gas alarm! Sad Trombone plays in background I couldn't resist being a jerk on this one. Imagine the looks on the faces of everyone when he had to explain how he lost the boat!