What a strange question. The only possible winner will be the last one to post. Not the best post, or the funniest, or the most threatening, but the last. Until there is a last post, there is no possible way of knowing the winner, and no matter how many people vote for one or the other a poll has no bearing at all on the outcome.
So I voted "I don't care" even though I obviously care enough to go all anal and make a diatribe against a poll I claim I don't care about, which makes me a hypocrite, but I don't care about that either, except for the part where I care enough to claim that I don't care, which makes me a liar as well. But at least I don't care enough to apologize for caring enough to say I don't care. SO THERE!