Dutch Trains Debut ‘Pee-Bags’; Passengers are Pissed

[Oberon]

Originally Posted by papa_smurf

Well, its not like the trains here have decent/working toilets

This is true. But at least now you get them in two flavours. You get the traditional broken flush which means you get to stare at a wee jobby present from someone else whilst you're having a pee, or you get the new ones with the automatic doors that never seem to lock properly and then roll open, unveiling you like a prize in a bloody game show whilst your pants are around your ankles.
And then of course, there's the fun of trying to aim whilst you're going over a junction and it's like peeing in an earthquake.

[papa_smurf]

Originally Posted by Oberon

This is true. But at least now you get them in two flavours. You get the traditional broken flush which means you get to stare at a wee jobby present from someone else whilst you're having a pee, or you get the new ones with the automatic doors that never seem to lock properly and then roll open, unveiling you like a prize in a bloody game show whilst your pants are around your ankles.
And then of course, there's the fun of trying to aim whilst you're going over a junction and it's like peeing in an earthquake.

I've experienced the "lottery" doors and trying to pee when train is moving

[Torplexed]

Whatever you do, don't whiz on the electric rail.

[Oberon]

Originally Posted by Torplexed

Whatever you do, don't whiz on the electric rail.

Was taught that one at primary school, living in the part of the country with Third Rail, you soon learn which one it is...as if the trains didn't give it away:

[STEED]

Is this for passengers who are tight fitted sons of bitches who travel third class?

[Jimbuna]

Could have done with one of them bags many an evening when catching the last train from Amsterdam or Rotterdam

[Oberon]

Originally Posted by STEED

Is this for passengers who are tight fitted sons of bitches who travel third class?

Every class is bloody third class these days!! Primarily cattle class at that. Particularly at rush hour...eugh.

[papa_smurf]

Originally Posted by Oberon

Every class is bloody third class these days!! Primarily cattle class at that. Particularly at rush hour...eugh.

Indeed, train back from Manchester to Glossop on a weekday is standing room only...

[Pisces]

Originally Posted by STEED

Is this for passengers who are tight fitted sons of bitches who travel third class?

No it's the railroad service itself that is tight fitted. They were to cheap to put in toilets in new trains for regional lines.