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Old 09-23-11, 07:27 PM   #376
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"I was told there would be pie."
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Old 09-24-11, 06:16 AM   #377
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I can't believe it's not butter!!
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Old 09-24-11, 08:26 AM   #378
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Any good joke for us?
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Old 09-24-11, 03:27 PM   #379
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*and that was meant as a joke*
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Old 09-24-11, 04:11 PM   #380
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You ever get this odd kind of itching around your guy parts?
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Old 09-24-11, 06:13 PM   #381
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I was saving that bacon...
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Old 09-25-11, 06:13 AM   #382
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Didn't anyone inform you I am a vegetarian?
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Old 09-26-11, 07:57 AM   #383
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Yes, we know, but since we butcher all the tommies, I thought perhaps you changed your mind.
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Old 09-27-11, 12:58 PM   #384
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As God is my witness... I thought turkeys could fly.
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Old 09-27-11, 01:06 PM   #385
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Leutnant, take my advice - never try to stuff a cat into a bag.
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Old 09-27-11, 04:09 PM   #386
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Old 09-27-11, 04:35 PM   #387
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Old 09-27-11, 05:30 PM   #388
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I'll never eat one of Bernards hot chilli pies again!!
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Old 09-27-11, 06:00 PM   #389
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And one more thing...never make a pass at Frau Kaleun.
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Old 09-28-11, 06:18 AM   #390
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You have reached the Mechanics Anonymous hotline.
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