The LolBoot Thread - Page 25

Jimbuna · 09-01-11, 07:00 AM

I've never driven one of these things before...have you?

The Enigma · 09-22-11, 09:34 AM

Me neither, herr Kaleun, is it important?

Jimbuna · 09-22-11, 09:41 AM

I spy with my little eye...

The Enigma · 09-22-11, 09:52 AM

(Lt in the back)

They are in love, I'm sure.
See them mumbling and being nice to each other.

U-Boot · 09-23-11, 05:33 AM

- Do you think Lt. Werner suspects anything, Herr Kaleun?
- If anything, he's jealous, judging by the way he looks at you. You can almost see the little hearts in his sigh.

Jimbuna · 09-23-11, 07:20 AM

A small piece of advice...never expose your rear end towards him, always keep it up against a bulkhead!!

AVGWarhawk · 09-23-11, 09:03 AM

This patrol Sparky back there will find out what "Lube the Tube" means.

TarJak · 09-23-11, 03:54 PM

Chief, I'm concerned about the homoerotic inuendo in this thread. Can you fire Werner out the aft tube as soon as possible please?

frau kaleun · 09-23-11, 03:55 PM

Well, you know what they say, Herr Kaleun... innuendo and out the other.

TarJak · 09-23-11, 03:56 PM

Sailor Steve · 09-23-11, 04:09 PM

We must have ticked Peterson off. I hear we are going to be stuck in these positions for the rest of the movie.

frau kaleun · 09-23-11, 04:25 PM

I don't know, guys. Something about this doesn't feel right. Captain Stubing seems nice enough, but that cruise director is just a little too perky...

Jimbuna · 09-23-11, 04:31 PM

If this flogging is overly harsh I'm contacting the Actors Guild!!

Sailor Steve · 09-23-11, 04:32 PM

You know, gentlemen, someday we'll look back on all this and laugh.

frau kaleun · 09-23-11, 04:54 PM

Bad news, LI... all the staterooms are booked. It looks like you'll have to bunk with 'Buna and TarJak.

09-01-11, 07:00 AM	#361
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,185 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I've never driven one of these things before...have you? __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-22-11, 09:34 AM	#362
The Enigma Seer of visions Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Under the surface Posts: 2,315 Downloads: 31 Uploads: 0	Me neither, herr Kaleun, is it important? __________________

09-22-11, 09:41 AM	#363
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,185 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	I spy with my little eye... __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-22-11, 09:52 AM	#364
The Enigma Seer of visions Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Under the surface Posts: 2,315 Downloads: 31 Uploads: 0	(Lt in the back) They are in love, I'm sure. See them mumbling and being nice to each other. __________________

09-23-11, 05:33 AM	#365
U-Boot Swabbie Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Periscope depth... looking at YOU Posts: 13 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	- Do you think Lt. Werner suspects anything, Herr Kaleun? - If anything, he's jealous, judging by the way he looks at you. You can almost see the little hearts in his sigh. __________________ Bernard. You just gotta love 'im, bless the poor wretch. La shai'a waqi'un mutlaq bal kullun mumkin. Kaleun Jürgen Petersen - Kommandant der "Ugly"

09-23-11, 07:20 AM	#366
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,185 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	A small piece of advice...never expose your rear end towards him, always keep it up against a bulkhead!! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-23-11, 09:03 AM	#367
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,300 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	This patrol Sparky back there will find out what "Lube the Tube" means. __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

09-23-11, 03:54 PM	#368
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8	Chief, I'm concerned about the homoerotic inuendo in this thread. Can you fire Werner out the aft tube as soon as possible please?

09-23-11, 03:55 PM	#369
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Well, you know what they say, Herr Kaleun... innuendo and out the other.

09-23-11, 03:56 PM	#370
TarJak Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 17,052 Downloads: 150 Uploads: 8

09-23-11, 04:09 PM	#371
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	We must have ticked Peterson off. I hear we are going to be stuck in these positions for the rest of the movie. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

09-23-11, 04:25 PM	#372
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	*I don't know, guys. Something about this doesn't feel right. Captain Stubing seems nice enough, but that cruise director is just a little too* perky...**

09-23-11, 04:31 PM	#373
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 191,185 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	If this flogging is overly harsh I'm contacting the Actors Guild!! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

09-23-11, 04:32 PM	#374
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	You know, gentlemen, someday we'll look back on all this and laugh. __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

09-23-11, 04:54 PM	#375
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Bad news, LI... all the staterooms are booked. It looks like you'll have to bunk with 'Buna and TarJak.