HELP IF YOU COULD

Penguin · 09-15-11, 05:27 AM

I am so sick of those damned exes, living off welfare and refusing to work.
Get a job you lazy sh4.exe!

Sailor Steve · 09-15-11, 01:24 PM

HEY! Exes have feelings too! Maybe this one has a virus and can't work. Did you ever think of that, you right-wing knee-jerk exe-hater? Or maybe, just maybe, you're exe-phobic?

Hottentot · 09-15-11, 01:27 PM

My educated guess says it's somehow Obama's fault. Or maybe the exe has converted into Islam and is planning to blow itself up?

frau kaleun · 09-15-11, 01:30 PM

Perhaps it's having an exestential crisis.

Platapus · 09-15-11, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Hottentot

My educated guess says it's somehow Obama's fault.

Well Obama IS the head of the EXEcutive Branch of the government.

Sailor Steve · 09-15-11, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Platapus

Well Obama IS the head of the EXEcutive Branch of the government.

OMG, it's all true! There really is a conspiracy! Now there's no execuse not to believe!

vienna · 09-15-11, 06:21 PM

Now, now...this topic is nothing to get EXErcised over...

Platapus · 09-15-11, 07:26 PM

Maybe Congress will pass an EXEcise tax to fix this problem?

Penguin · 09-16-11, 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve

HEY! Exes have feelings too! Maybe this one has a virus and can't work. Did you ever think of that, you right-wing knee-jerk exe-hater? Or maybe, just maybe, you're exe-phobic?

Spoken like the pinko teenage troll you are. Oh,they have feelings too? Cry me a river!
And the virus execuse is soo old. Did you notice that those pesky exes always run to the same handful of doctors to get their "diagnosis" Especially shady quacks like Senor Kaspersky seem to give them carte blanches, while international recognized professionals like Mr W. Defender say there is no such thing as a virus.

And a nice try to play the data-phobia card, it's always the same with you Europe-hating liberals: when you have no more arguments you cry: that's binary racism! I'll tell you what: I have nothing against 0s and 1s . Some of my best friends are files, my exe-girlfriend can certainly testify this - mhhh, how eager she always was for my input, but that's another point.

Just take a look at those bat files. Always working hard, even in their little spare time they help at baseball games and road rage events. That's the spirit we appreciate here!
Why don't you and your friends set an exempel and let them all come to your datacommie paradise country of Utah?

I'll tell you another thing: I have cleaned my computer of all the exes, and you know what: My other data has much more Lebensraum now. Unfortunately they seem to have incited others too with their propaganda, as many programs now refuse to work, but I feel much better now with an exe-free system!

When you get older, you'll certainly change your opinion. We have a saying in Germany: "kratzfatz die Rubgölm!" - when you are 18 and are no exe-friend you have no heart, when you are 40 and are still a exercist, you have no PC.

Sailor Steve · 09-16-11, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Penguin

Spoken like the pinko teenage troll you are. Oh,they have feelings too? Cry me a river!...etc etc & blah blah blah...

Well...harrumph!

Platapus · 09-16-11, 03:31 PM

Well played Penguin.

09-15-11, 01:24 PM	#2
Sailor Steve Eternal Patrol Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: High in the mountains of Utah Posts: 50,369 Downloads: 745 Uploads: 249	HEY! Exes have feelings too! Maybe this one has a virus and can't work. Did you ever think of that, you right-wing knee-jerk exe-hater? Or maybe, just maybe, you're exe-phobic? __________________ “Never do anything you can't take back.” —Rocky Russo

09-15-11, 01:27 PM	#3
Hottentot Sea Lord Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: My private socialist utopia of Finland Posts: 1,918 Downloads: 4 Uploads: 0	My educated guess says it's somehow Obama's fault. Or maybe the exe has converted into Islam and is planning to blow itself up? __________________ Хотели как лучше, а получилось как всегда.

09-15-11, 07:26 PM	#8
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,362 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Maybe Congress will pass an EXEcise tax to fix this problem? __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

09-16-11, 03:31 PM	#11
Platapus Fleet Admiral Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 19,362 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 0	Well played Penguin. __________________ abusus non tollit usum - A right should NOT be withheld from people on the basis that some tend to abuse that right.

09-15-11, 05:27 AM	#1
Penguin Ocean Warrior Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Rheinische Republik Posts: 3,322 Downloads: 92 Uploads: 0	I am so sick of those damned exes, living off welfare and refusing to work. Get a job you lazy sh4.exe!

09-15-11, 01:30 PM	#4
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	Perhaps it's having an exestential crisis.

09-15-11, 06:21 PM	#7
vienna Navy Seal Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Anywhere but the here & now... Posts: 7,711 Downloads: 85 Uploads: 0	Now, now...this topic is nothing to get EXErcised over...