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09-03-11, 06:08 AM | #1591 |
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Hardly...simply inviting you out for a pleasant evenings slurping experience with The Quality Street Gang....gets you into all the best places free of charge
Ever see the film 'The Choirboys'
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09-03-11, 10:51 AM | #1592 |
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AAhhhh, that's more like it. I'd love too but I have this simple problem. I'd have to drive 2000km to get there
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09-03-11, 11:15 AM | #1593 |
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Children, uncle Hottentot is now going to tell you today's pearl of wisdom that will help you along in life.
This, this, these and these are not proper surgical tools that you should use to tend a wound in hopes of avoiding a trip to nearest hospital. Also, no matter the amount, this is not proper anaesthetic and does not improve your hand-to-eye coordination in this operation. Remember, children: pain in large dosages is not pleasant and your better half will complain about the difficulty of getting blood washed away from bed sheets. That is all.
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09-03-11, 11:35 AM | #1594 |
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But well worth the effort...believe me
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09-03-11, 11:43 AM | #1595 |
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09-03-11, 11:53 AM | #1596 | |
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Worked for as long as needed. And not a moment further.
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09-03-11, 01:09 PM | #1597 | |
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If you can make a 2000 km journey I don't see why some UK members (and even some of our continental cousins) can't make a lesser journey. Party at Jim's!
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09-03-11, 01:21 PM | #1598 | |
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09-03-11, 03:37 PM | #1599 |
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File those mines where you want, Jim.
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09-04-11, 04:51 AM | #1600 |
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Best shoot all the seagulls first...loose lips and all that
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09-04-11, 11:40 AM | #1601 |
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Hmm, progress. Pain has turned from flashing to being sensitive to touch. The wound is not so swollen anymore and it seems I have managed to avoid accidentally infecting it and rotting my body away. Bleeding has stopped too, so the bed sheets are safe again.
I think I'm applying for the medical school. "Stop screaming, this is a perfectly valid method. I tested it on myself!"
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09-04-11, 11:51 AM | #1602 |
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What exactly was the cause of said injury
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09-04-11, 12:05 PM | #1603 |
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Not much initially: a toenail growing inside. The problem is that I noticed it a little late and suddenly had a nice blob of tissue where there was not supposed to be one.
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09-04-11, 01:01 PM | #1604 | |
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Yes, a severe necro, but I always found that asking "does this rag smell like chloroform?" works well for me. |
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09-04-11, 01:21 PM | #1605 | |
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But alas, she won't give in. I think she had some veeery bad experiences with men in the past and I'd sure love to know it it was so I can reherse my CPR on him while he's still alive for ruining the fun for me |
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