England Beat India 4-0 - Page 2

Jimbuna · 08-23-11, 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Penguin

England took over half of the world to spread this weird sports. When those countries finally, after countless decades, managed to understand the rules, they were given independence.
Today, cricket is played in a global tournament which consists of England and India. The winner is declared world champion.

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Originally Posted by Skybird

And the losers get turned into ashes.

Haw haw

Even the Dutch play a fair game....beat us before in a limited overs match

BossMark · 08-23-11, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Even the Dutch play a fair game....beat us before in a limited overs match

And they beat Yorkshire a few weeks ago as well

Jimbuna · 08-23-11, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by BossMark

And they beat Yorkshire a few weeks ago as well

Everyone beats Yorkshire these days

nikimcbee · 08-23-11, 02:40 PM

Okay, so I asked my Indian engineer what happened? How could they loose to some second class cricket team?

He told me to go smurf myself, then walked away.

(edited for sailor steve

)

Cricket iz serious buzinezz.

nikimcbee · 08-23-11, 02:44 PM

Jimbuna · 08-23-11, 02:53 PM

Print this picture and take it into work and explain to the Indian you have a mate with a strange looking tattoo on his right arm....ask him if he can help you identify what it is....then quickly run for cover

nikimcbee · 08-23-11, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Print this picture and take it into work and explain to the Indian you have a mate with a strange looking tattoo on his right arm....ask him if he can help you identify what it is....then quickly run for cover

Sleeping beauty?

oh, wait.

Jimbuna · 08-23-11, 03:00 PM

Now behave yersel....shorty!!

nikimcbee · 08-23-11, 06:59 PM

I have razzed my Indian engineer all smurfing day!

I just want to thank the Brit cricket team for providing me some priceless entertainment today.

If I had a quid for everytime I heard the words "smurf off", I could fly to Newcastle and buy Jim a newcastle.

nikimcbee · 08-23-11, 07:47 PM

Crazy idea....
Now If jim were to buy me this hat:

I'd proudly wear it to work.

Jimbuna · 08-24-11, 04:49 AM

PM me your full/complete (zip etc) physical address

papa_smurf · 08-24-11, 04:49 AM

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I just want to thank the Brit cricket team

The Scottish and Irish cricket teams (yes they do exist) will not like that.

nikimcbee · 08-26-11, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

PM me your full/complete (zip etc) physical address

Done, ckeck PM

Jimbuna · 08-26-11, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by nikimcbee

Done, ckeck PM

Sorted

STEED · 08-26-11, 03:13 PM

We are top!

Dose this mean we can go.. NAH NAH TO THE REST OF THE WORLD.

08-23-11, 02:40 PM	#19
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Okay, so I asked my Indian engineer what happened? How could they loose to some second class cricket team? He told me to go smurf myself, then walked away. (edited for sailor steve) Cricket iz serious buzinezz. __________________

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nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	__________________

08-23-11, 02:53 PM	#21
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Print this picture and take it into work and explain to the Indian you have a mate with a strange looking tattoo on his right arm....ask him if he can help you identify what it is....then quickly run for cover __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-23-11, 03:00 PM	#23
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	Now behave yersel....shorty!! __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-23-11, 06:59 PM	#24
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	I have razzed my Indian engineer all smurfing day! I just want to thank the Brit cricket team for providing me some priceless entertainment today. If I had a quid for everytime I heard the words "smurf off", I could fly to Newcastle and buy Jim a newcastle. __________________

08-23-11, 07:47 PM	#25
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Crazy idea.... Now If jim were to buy me this hat: I'd proudly wear it to work. __________________

08-24-11, 04:49 AM	#26
Jimbuna Chief of the Boat Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 250 metres below the surface Posts: 190,525 Downloads: 63 Uploads: 13	PM me your full/complete (zip etc) physical address __________________ Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. Oh my God, not again!!

08-26-11, 03:13 PM	#30
STEED Lucky Jack Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Down Town UK Posts: 27,695 Downloads: 89 Uploads: 48	We are top! Dose this mean we can go.. NAH NAH TO THE REST OF THE WORLD. __________________ Dr Who rest in peace 1963-2017. To borrow Davros saying...I NAME YOU CHIBNALL THE DESTROYER OF DR WHO YOU KILLED IT!