You Too Can Smell Like A WW2 Hero: Smell Like Patton! - Page 2

AVGWarhawk · 08-10-11, 11:35 AM

Devil Dog!

Stealth!

AVGWarhawk · 08-10-11, 11:37 AM

Cant leave out the Swiss Army

Growler · 08-10-11, 11:40 AM

Where's the submarine scent?

Oh, yeah. Now we're back to diesel again.

Feuer Frei! · 08-10-11, 11:55 AM

Smell like your attrocious bbq cooking:

Or, Sulu Scent, be the odd one out. Every single time:

Torvald Von Mansee · 08-10-11, 12:20 PM

I don't want to smell like decomposing flesh, TYVM.

frau kaleun · 08-10-11, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by AVGWarhawk

Cant leave out the Swiss Army

Don't forget that the Swiss Army Cologne isn't just a cologne. It's also an anti-perspirant, deodorant, aftershave, toner, moisturizer, shampoo, conditioner, acne treatment, depilatory, muscle relaxant, treats erectile dysfunction, and will get rid of those pesky dark circles under your eyes. And open beer bottles.

AVGWarhawk · 08-10-11, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by frau kaleun

Don't forget that the Swiss Army Cologne isn't just a cologne. It's also an anti-perspirant, deodorant, aftershave, toner, moisturizer, shampoo, conditioner, acne treatment, depilatory, muscle relaxant, treats erectile dysfunction, and will get rid of those pesky dark circles under your eyes. And open beer bottles.

I got the deluxe version with a fork and spoon!

AVGWarhawk · 08-10-11, 12:31 PM

AVGWarhawk · 08-10-11, 12:33 PM

Jimbuna · 08-10-11, 01:31 PM

Oberon · 08-10-11, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbuna

Good lord Jim, that's going back. Do they still make that stuff?

Growler · 08-10-11, 01:39 PM

Here's one for Frau to wrap her hands around.

frau kaleun · 08-10-11, 01:44 PM

I understand the British Army wanted to put out their own WWII-related cologne as well, but plans for licensing "Market Garden" fell through when their marketing research indicated it would only be worn by old men and boys.

Jimbuna · 08-10-11, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Oberon

Good lord Jim, that's going back. Do they still make that stuff?

How would I know...I'm just a bairn

Anthony W. · 08-10-11, 08:39 PM

Seriously, where can I buy this stuff?

I'm going to start collecting lol

08-10-11, 11:35 AM	#16
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08-10-11, 11:37 AM	#17
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,298 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Cant leave out the Swiss Army __________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

08-10-11, 11:40 AM	#18
Growler A long way from the sea Join Date: May 2005 Location: Iowa Posts: 1,913 Downloads: 21 Uploads: 0	Where's the submarine scent? Oh, yeah. Now we're back to diesel again. __________________ At Fiddler’s Green, where seamen true When here they’ve done their duty The bowl of grog shall still renew And pledge to love and beauty.

08-10-11, 11:55 AM	#19
Feuer Frei! Navy Seal Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Valhalla Posts: 5,295 Downloads: 141 Uploads: 17	Smell like your attrocious bbq cooking: Or, Sulu Scent, be the odd one out. Every single time: __________________ "History is the lies that the victors agree on"- Napoleon LINK TO MY SH 3 MODS

08-10-11, 12:20 PM	#20
Torvald Von Mansee Sea Lord Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: CA4528 Posts: 1,693 Downloads: 3 Uploads: 0	I don't want to smell like decomposing flesh, TYVM. __________________ "You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you" - Leon Trotsky

08-10-11, 12:31 PM	#23
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,298 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	__________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

08-10-11, 12:33 PM	#24
AVGWarhawk Lucky Jack Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: In a 1954 Buick. Posts: 28,298 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	__________________ “You're painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture.” ― Richard Yates, Revolutionary Road

08-10-11, 01:31 PM	#25
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08-10-11, 01:39 PM	#27
Growler A long way from the sea Join Date: May 2005 Location: Iowa Posts: 1,913 Downloads: 21 Uploads: 0	Here's one for Frau to wrap her hands around. __________________ At Fiddler’s Green, where seamen true When here they’ve done their duty The bowl of grog shall still renew And pledge to love and beauty.

08-10-11, 01:44 PM	#28
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	I understand the British Army wanted to put out their own WWII-related cologne as well, but plans for licensing "Market Garden" fell through when their marketing research indicated it would only be worn by old men and boys.

08-10-11, 08:39 PM	#30
Anthony W. Grey Wolf Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Central Indiana Posts: 850 Downloads: 130 Uploads: 0	Seriously, where can I buy this stuff? I'm going to start collecting lol __________________ Sunken Mustangs Proud Ford Mustang owner "Damn the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!" - Admiral David Farragut Run silent - run deep - keep the baffles clear - targets front and center. Private pilot and history buff