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Old 08-04-11, 10:52 AM   #316
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Why are the boots gone?


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Old 08-04-11, 10:53 AM   #317
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Yes, I see a penguin.
I too see a penguin...


ahhh Vampire Inbound!
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Old 08-04-11, 11:31 AM   #318
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Old 08-04-11, 02:36 PM   #319
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Old 08-04-11, 02:42 PM   #320
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"Johann, I can see your house from here."
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Old 08-04-11, 04:50 PM   #321
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What in Gods name was in that U-boat cocktail?
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Old 08-08-11, 04:28 PM   #322
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Would they let me live in Montana?


I think they would let you live wherever you want.


Good... then I will live in Montana. I will marry that blond chick from
Blue Velvet and hunt Dinosaurs!


...WTF???
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Old 08-08-11, 07:07 PM   #323
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Would they let me live in Montana?


I think they would let you live wherever you want.


Good... then I will live in Montana. I will marry that blond chick from
Blue Velvet and hunt Dinosaurs!


...WTF???
ROFLMAO this one is fantastic
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Old 08-09-11, 04:27 AM   #324
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Reet! The next booger who laffs at me hat, gets Das Boot reet oop 'is jaxie!
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Old 08-09-11, 09:12 AM   #325
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Don't forget you promised to cut the fugly basum on my left out of the picture before you publish it!!
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Old 08-09-11, 02:49 PM   #326
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Oh Noooo, Now I'm captain of a LolBoot.
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Old 08-09-11, 02:54 PM   #327
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We found out who stole your hat


Great, up periscope


Let me see the thieving bugger...


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Old 08-09-11, 02:57 PM   #328
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I look better in it than you LOL
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Old 08-09-11, 03:18 PM   #329
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"So there I was surrounded by 5 British destroyers! But I was much more stealthy then we led on. They could not find me. As I poked my periscope above the surface waiting for the most perfect moment to send my fish, I thought of home where my die cast collectibles are stowed away under my bed. When I snapped out of it I let my fish go sinking all 5 destroyers with one torpedo."



Another fish story Jim....

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Old 08-09-11, 03:32 PM   #330
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Sounds like a red herring to me
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