Why a Zombie U-Boat Crew Would Be Ideal

frau kaleun · 08-07-11, 11:13 PM

11 April 1940 06:32
From: BdU
To: U-36
Report position and weather.

11 April 1940 06:58
From: U-36
To: BdU
BRAAAAIINS!!!

9 May 1940 09:45
From: BdU
To: U-36
Report position and weather.

9 May 1940 10:26
From: U-36
To: BdU
BRAAAAIINS!!!

23 June 1940 21:12
From: BdU
To: U-36
Convoy reported heading WNW 5 knots AM54 by U-42. Contact lost in heavy weather. Report any sightings immediately.

24 June 1940 04:32
From: U-36
To: BdU
Convoy sighted heading WNW 5 knots AM55. Maintaining contact at approx 10 km distance. Limited visibility. Will await further orders. P.S. BRAAAAIINS!!!

Lord_magerius · 08-07-11, 11:32 PM

Good idea but I'm not sure I'd like a zombie Bernard on my boat, he's uncoordinated as it is

sublynx · 08-08-11, 02:10 AM

Other positive aspects of zombie crewmen:

* if they get sunk, who cares, they were dead and buried years ago - there'll be no mourning for the fallen and therefore no noticeable moral drop on the relatives of the zombies
* if they are forced to surface and then taken as POW's, the enemy has to be extra careful about prison camp arrangements - if not, there might be a zombie contagion in enemy areas. Churchill, Roosevelt and Stalin might get bitten by a runaway zombie, leading to major malfunctions in the strategic decision making capabilities of the allied leaders

SubConscious · 08-08-11, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by frau kaleun

11 April 1940 06:32
From: BdU
To: U-36
Report position and weather.

11 April 1940 06:58
From: U-36
To: BdU
BRAAAAIINS!!!

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08-07-11, 11:32 PM	#2
Lord_magerius Seasoned Skipper Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Right by the hydrophone station Posts: 724 Downloads: 96 Uploads: 0	Good idea but I'm not sure I'd like a zombie Bernard on my boat, he's uncoordinated as it is __________________

08-08-11, 02:10 AM	#3
sublynx Sea Lord Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: In the conning tower of my VIIC scanning the sea through the periscope Posts: 1,698 Downloads: 173 Uploads: 7	Other positive aspects of zombie crewmen: * if they get sunk, who cares, they were dead and buried years ago - there'll be no mourning for the fallen and therefore no noticeable moral drop on the relatives of the zombies * if they are forced to surface and then taken as POW's, the enemy has to be extra careful about prison camp arrangements - if not, there might be a zombie contagion in enemy areas. Churchill, Roosevelt and Stalin might get bitten by a runaway zombie, leading to major malfunctions in the strategic decision making capabilities of the allied leaders __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] NYGM+H.sie v16+Stiebler 4C+MaGui WS

08-07-11, 11:13 PM	#1
frau kaleun Rear Admiral Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Skyri--oh who are we kidding, I'm probably at Lowe's. Again. Posts: 12,706 Downloads: 168 Uploads: 0	11 April 1940 06:32 From: BdU To: U-36 Report position and weather. 11 April 1940 06:58 From: U-36 To: BdU BRAAAAIINS!!! 9 May 1940 09:45 From: BdU To: U-36 Report position and weather. 9 May 1940 10:26 From: U-36 To: BdU BRAAAAIINS!!! 23 June 1940 21:12 From: BdU To: U-36 Convoy reported heading WNW 5 knots AM54 by U-42. Contact lost in heavy weather. Report any sightings immediately. 24 June 1940 04:32 From: U-36 To: BdU Convoy sighted heading WNW 5 knots AM55. Maintaining contact at approx 10 km distance. Limited visibility. Will await further orders. P.S. BRAAAAIINS!!!